Don’t worry my alpha, sigma, level 10000000 gyat, rizzler, I will help you get those betas (ex and his new gf) GRRR *skibidily helps you get them out so sigmaly then turns into ALPHAS* WE RULE THE OHIO NIGHT! NOW BOW DOWN TO US YOU WEAK BETAS!!!!! *we sigmaly howl* 🖤🖤🖤🖤🥀🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️😔😔😔😔😔😔💔💔💔💔💔💔🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
A Skibidi Situation It all started with a rather peculiar package. Delivered by a mysterious courier, it was addressed to my grandma, Ohio Rizzy. Inside, a strange, pulsating device, labeled “Evil Jonkler’s Bust-Openator.” “It’s a newfangled contraption for opening jars,” she’d explained, her eyes sparkling with excitement. But something seemed amiss. The device was clearly more than just a jar opener. As soon as she activated it, the room filled with a strange, buzzing sound. The device seemed to be emitting a powerful energy field. And then, the unthinkable happened. Grandma started to… blush. A deep, crimson blush spread across her face, and her ears turned bright pink. “Oh my,” she gasped, her voice a mix of surprise and embarrassment. “I think it’s working!” Before I could react, Grandma grabbed the Bust-Openator and began to twirl it around. The energy field intensified, and she let out a series of strange meows. Then, with a loud POP, she stumbled backward, clutching her backside. "Ouch!" she cried, her face contorted in pain. "I think I just busted my bum." As if that wasn't enough, Grandma began to transform. Her hair turned a fiery red, her eyes glowed an intense green, and her body seemed to grow larger and stronger. She was turning into an alpha! Before I could do anything, she rushed towards the corner of my den and began to howl at the moon. It was clear that she was in the midst of a transformation, and I wasn't sure what to do. I tried to calm her down, but she was too caught up in the moment. I knew I had to do something, but I wasn't sure what. Any advice?
A Skibidi Situation It all started with a rather peculiar package. Delivered by a mysterious courier, it was addressed to my grandma, Ohio Rizzy. Inside, a strange, pulsating device, labeled “Evil Jonkler’s Bust-Openator.” “It’s a newfangled contraption for opening jars,” she’d explained, her eyes sparkling with excitement. But something seemed amiss. The device was clearly more than just a jar opener. As soon as she activated it, the room filled with a strange, buzzing sound. The device seemed to be emitting a powerful energy field. And then, the unthinkable happened. Grandma started to… blush. A deep, crimson blush spread across her face, and her ears turned bright pink. “Oh my,” she gasped, her voice a mix of surprise and embarrassment. “I think it’s working!” Before I could react, Grandma grabbed the Bust-Openator and began to twirl it around. The energy field intensified, and she let out a series of strange meows. Then, with a loud POP, she stumbled backward, clutching her backside. "Ouch!" she cried, her face contorted in pain. "I think I just busted my bum." As if that wasn't enough, Grandma began to transform. Her hair turned a fiery red, her eyes glowed an intense green, and her body seemed to grow larger and stronger. She was turning into an alpha! Before I could do anything, she rushed towards the corner of my den and began to howl at the moon. It was clear that she was in the midst of a transformation, and I wasn't sure what to do. I tried to calm her down, but she was too caught up in the moment. I knew I had to do something, but I wasn't sure what. Any advice?
