When I was a wee baba, in my school there was a laptop that had this game on it. The laptop was always sitting somewhere around the deputy head teacher's office, so you had to get in trouble to gain access to the laptop. You had to strike a fine balance between being bad enough that you'd be sent to her office, but not so bad that she'd actually be angry with you. If you pulled it off successfully, you could play Tony Hawks for the rest of the day. I normally achieved this by calling my teacher a poo poo head. One day she wasn't sending me where I wanted to be, so I cracked open the big boy words and called her a porno. Apparently I overshot it so bad that my dad got in trouble.
My headcanon is that Juno tricked Desmond into killing Lucy Yeah yeah yeah I know, the desmond first person segments in ac revelations, shut up The apple can grant you visions of the future but also as Al mualim said “illusions” And Juno isn’t exactly the good guy here I mean the assassins were working against her in the comics So my headcanon is this, Juno tricked desmond into killing Lucy to further her own agenda by giving him a false vision And the memory of what we see when we do that little desmond section is the recollection of that false memory, not the truth Because it doesn’t make sense at all how she could be so compassionate, put her neck on the line, have the connections with the assassins that she does, all to just be a double agent and immediately betray them when she gets the chance She had more planned for her character and Ubisoft had to let her go because the actress asked for more money
