Two words...SHOHEI OHTANI! If the TRUTH ever comes out on the gambling incident, especially just after one of the greatest potential players of all tine, signs a 700 million dollar contract (the biggest contract ever, by far), MLB will be ruined! Someone had to fall on the proverbial sword...and oddly, it turned out to be his interpreter, who amazingly somehow had total, unfettered access to Ohtani's bank accounts. Must be some crazy Japanese tradition, I guess. Anyone who believes that Ohtani had no idea what was going on, is either uninformed, naive, stupid, or just plain dishonest!
The delivery of "Yeah he was fired" is oddly one of the most hilarious lines in the show for me. The way he interrupts and just nonchalantly brings it up, and it was something that was Jerry's fault.
I love how he made "You ever ride in an elevator?" sound dirty, the way he kind of whispered it conspiratorily like he was giving you the wink wink nudge nudge. I rode in an elevator once. ALL NIGHT LONG, LOL, we made a stop on every floor, we had that thing jam packed to capacity, there were working men of all kinds hoping on the elevator, office workers, the janitor, construction workers, we all took a turn riding the elevator! In the end, I didn't even want to look at that elevator for the shameful manner in which it just let all those men stomp right in and ride her up, and down, and up, and down. They decommissioned her for repairs after that night, somebody thought it'd be real funny to punch all the buttons over and over and keep hitting the open door close door button rapidly. I haven't seen that elevator in years, but I hear she's still giving all sorts rides to this day, men, women, even children. What a low down dirty elevator.
When I was a kid, The first time I ever saw Harlan was when he played a clumsy cop in Because Of Winn Dixie….i would’ve never believed this was the same guy. Brilliant comedic mind
