It’s true… I have wanted to sing lively upbeat worship songs while in church, and truthfully became bored when they slowed the songs down, and or they just weren’t lively enough to to be considered WORSHIPPING worthy. I’m guilty .
Hey as a Christian it is our job as a Christian to spread the word of how Jesus died on the cross for all who will accept Him. If someone gets mad . That is fine. I'm doing my job and I struck a nerve
King David's story really has me wrestling with God at times also I'm a Christian and I believe God totally who is my small contribution compared to David's to God's glory my my shirt Cummings seem to overshadow what I have given to the Lord that I feel guilty it's difficult to understand a lot of God's ways
Jonah actually died in the belly of that fish and was brought back to life. That is why Jesus said to the religious leaders to do a sign or wonder, that because of there lack of faith, he said that the only sign he woould give was the sign of Jonah, as he was in tge belly of the whale three days and three nights, so the son of man will be in the heart of the earth. This means Jonah had died and was brought back to life.
Yep, just drop ur problems &addictions at the cross and ask Yeshua to fix the problems. He can do what we can't, or what we struggle with. I know this 2B true....🙏😺
Jesus had wandered out into the desert over a month ago. The sand was blowing in his face and he was thirsty. The sun beat down on the Son and made him sweat profusely. Above all else, it was New Years Eve. A new year was rolling in, he knew 2022 would be riddled with the worst Covid ever has ever been and he didn’t know if he was going to make it to Just Jesus January. He had been wandering around aimlessly for a while searching for his new apostle Demetri when he saw something standing erect out of the ground. It was Lucifer. Did Jesus dare approach? No. But it didn’t matter. The Devil came to him. “You must be thirsty,” said Lucifer in a suspiciously French accent. “Go away, Satan,” Jesus said. “I won’t swallow a drop of anything you give me.” “Is that so?” Lucifer said with a sly grin. “You won’t accept a late Birthday gift from a long lost friend?” “Not during these Covid times,” said Jesus. “Now go. I must continue on.” “You’re surely dehydrated, no?” said Lucifer. “It doesn’t matter if you’re the one offering,” Jesus said. “Ouch,” said Lucifer. “Hurts almost as much as the dehydration you must be experiencing. I can fix that for you though.” The Devil bit his lip and Jesus watched. Jesus took his eyes away from Lucifer’s lips and shook his head. “You have to be mad if you think I’d fall for that.” Satan stepped closer, but Jesus didn’t move. “My, my. It’s hot as Hell up here, isn’t it?” Lucifer said. “I wouldn’t know,” said Jesus. Satan smirked. “I guess you wouldn’t,” said the Devil. He sighed. “I think I’ll just have to show you how hot Hell can be.” Lucifer looked down at Jesus, who was looking in his eyes and took off his shirt. He was beautiful. At least Jesus thought so for a brief moment before ripping his eyes off Lucifer’s eight-pack abs. “I’d say Hell’s rather cold,” Jesus said after collecting himself. “Like the last day in December.” Lucifer grabbed Jesus by the collar of his shirt and raised the Son off the ground. “What did you say, daddy’s boy?” Jesus’ heart was starting to beat faster. Lucifer was so close to him, but he was also pissed at Jesus. Jesus said nothing. He couldn’t. He was mere inches away from Lucifer’s face and he couldn’t focus. He was supposed to refuse this French man’s temptation, but how? How when he physically had him? How when he was actually one thousand degrees, unlike Jesus had said before, and in his face? Jesus just stared into the Devil's eyes. He was brought back to reality when Satan threw him on the ground. Jesus looked up at Satan from the sand. “I- I am the Son of God,” he said. “One does not simply toss me about.” Lucifer smirked. “Are you sure about that, oh holy one?” He stepped toward Jesus as he was getting off the ground. “Because I think I can do whatever I want with you. I’ve already been banished, haven’t I?” As soon as Jesus was upright, Lucifer grabbed Jesus’ tunic collar in a way that his fingers touched Jesus’ chest and with one hand yanked and tore the shirt from the collar to his waist, leaving his hairy chest visible. Jesus’ breath hitched. The Devil grabbed either side of the tear and pulled Jesus against him. “I’d like to see you try,” said Jesus, trying to sound intimidating but fully aware that he was already under Satan’s complete control. “New year. New me.” Lucifer smirked. “Is that a challenge?” Jesus said nothing. Satan leaned down to be nose-to-nose with Jesus. “Oh dear. You of all people should know better than to challenge me. Because…” He moved in even closer until his lips hovered over Jesus’ and whispered, “…I always win.” Lucifer bit Jesus’ bottom lip. All of Jesus’ thoughts about how he shouldn’t be doing any of this instantly disappeared and he gave in and leaned into Satan and kissed him deeply, grabbing his face. The Devil chuckled as he kissed back. He had him. Jesus moved his no longer holy mouth in sync with Satan’s. Jesus took his hands away and tore his shirt open the rest of the way and dropped it onto the sand at his feet all while still kissing Lucifer. A French kiss. Satan’s hands worked their way onto Jesus’ back and then traveled down until he was able to grip his divine cheeks. Jesus gasped, and Satan pulled his face away and got on his knees. Lucifer looked up at Jesus with lustful eyes. “You may not want to drink anything from me, but that doesn’t mean I won’t drink from you.” He took out Jesus’ penis. “This is thy body which is given for me.” Jesus looked down at him, panting and weaved his fingers into Lucifer’s hair. “But don’t worry. I won’t break your bread.” He then licked it and it instantly went hard. What followed was the unholiest of communions. Jesus panted as the Devil licked and sucked and teased him. Jesus started moving Satan’s head in time with his own thrusts, using his grip on his hair. He was getting closer. He could tell that he was about to release, and with one more lick, he was finished. He came into Lucifer’s mouth, and Lucifer swallowed every drop. “Happy New Year, Jesus.” Lucifer snarled, feeling the holy seed deep inside of him. “Bonne année, démon français,” said Jesus, still panting.
I have faith in Jesus because when everyone else abandoned me he didn't. When everyone else told me I wasn't good enough, he told me I had true value. When I asked for peace, he gave me peace. When I asked for forgiveness, he gave me forgiveness. No human being on this planet has EVER given that to me. Not one person. Despite all the love and tolerance people preach, Jesus was the ONLY one who didn't guilt me for my faith. Everyone else called me a bigot or stupid. Jesus told it is okay. That everything will be okay. Jesus was the only one to ever give me true comfort and I am tired of being ashamed of it because some other person got their feelings hurt. So yes, I believe in Jesus Christ. I will walk on water for him if he told me to.
False, too much evidence for Jesus' existence to call him imaginary. Too much evidence of prophecy being fulfilled to deny God. Atheism, on the other hand, is nonsensical and only exists in the imagination.
@@Matty_-_MoChristians aren't very good in the logic department. You are a shining example of that. Let's play the game "where is Jesus right now?". Your answer will need to be demonstrated.
@atheistcomments Just because you don't understand doesn't mean your position is correct and that you are logical. You seem to be speaking from the stance of materialism and thus will not be able to understand the logic. Can you explain prophecy? If you are truly willing to entertain, then let's start with you answering my question and I will get to demonstrating where Jesus is, using logic.
@@Matty_-_Mo Using logic? I guarantee you will affirm this Jesus character is only imaginary. It is illogical to demonstrate the existence of a person in reality using logic.
@atheistcomments you are avoiding my question, and thus, you are not logical. You are disingenuous at this point. Can you explain prophecy? Can you explain the historical records that PROVE Jesus existed? Are you smarter or more knowledgeable than the academics, including the atheists, who fully agree and do not deny that Jesus existed?
It’s not a sin to own two houses if you don’t love them too much in a weird way, the definition of a rich man in 2024 is not the same as it was in the Bible. The church needs to acknowledge and rule on this concept. Can you really call someone is a rich man just because they have a nice house with a bit of land, nice truck, cuddy style boat. You could literally own 10 acres and 5 cows during the bible and be a rich man, under 10mil should be permissible. Even more if you plan to create something good with it
We would agree there is nothing wrong with owning two houses if they are being used for the Lord's purposes and purchased with Biblical financial teachings in mind. Unfortunately, this video just got cut in a weird spot and so the pastors complete thought got cut off
100% correct. People don't know the difference between exegesis and eisegesis. Words like hermeneutics or shunned as people with "religious spirit". The Gospel has been replaced with a plastic banana phony baloney good time rock and roll make you feel good Sunday type of thing.
Honestly you can't lay all that at the feet of protestantism. Apathy is a result of sin and they're just as many lazy Catholics as there are Protestants.
You can't lay that at the feet of protestantism and not be honest there's just as many lazy Catholics. Laziness is a sin that all of us have not just Protestants my friend.
