“Dang it how sho- *radio turns on* Hello this is your local Stepford County Railway guard, AvantiWestCoastLover, as you can see, at August 5th at 12 PM (UK time) after a Voyager (Class 221) was sitting at Port Benton for 8 minutes, a fire has occurred, delaying every freight ferries departure. The fire has leaked towards Port Benton train station. Hopefully, no one died but 2 passengers were injured. The emergency services shortly arrived at Port Benton. This made every Stepford Connect and Waterline services pass Port Benton (Stepford Connect services will terminate at Benton instead of Port Benton. Waterline services will pass Port Benton). Passengers, if you’re going to Port Benton, please take a Waterline train to Greenslade or Morganstown. While Stepford Express and AirLink has normal service, Stepford Connect has some better service. Port Benton is closed for 3 days. Thank you for hearing this disruption.”