I’m 2 steps ahead thinkin ahh fat ahh

They look like they’re gonna stalk me in my bedroom, wake for me to wake up and see them, and, as soon as I make eye contact, grab my body pillow and use the string inside to make A bow and pierce my damn skull. He is right to be afraid.

Where can I buy one?

Little did they know that he was two steps ahead

"EH UH AH EH AH EEHH, EAHH AHAVAI" 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Davis Larry Lopez John Rodriguez William

OOOLOOOOH, IT WAS TALKING ABOUT DILDOS NOT ACTUAL HORSES Thank god 💀

"I was an ass duffer"

Brown Sarah Brown Lisa Hall Ronald

when a Goblin has a fancier room than you:

Jackson Jessica Perez Maria Moore Karen

Hernandez Maria Davis Angela Garcia Larry

😭

Fun fact. The guy who made this song supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Stealing Arc is one of my favourite Arcs in "Schlitt" history

Stealing Arc is one of my favourite Arcs in "Schlitt" history

My Dad is 6'1 and my Mom is 5'1, some how my older brother came out to be 5'7 at 18. Im currently at about 5'9 at 15, so hopefully I get up to schlatt.

Fuck I’m glad this video wasn’t deleted I couldn’t find it for a while

God, he just always looks perpetually pissed the fuck off, whether he really is or not. Really takes resting bitch face to another level 😂

🫡RIP

Young Susan Walker Angela Anderson Frank

Okay we need a VGHS follow up show

Jam- jambo is just too chill

Such a classic

Ihhhpooohhpppaaiiiuuuaooohh

It's the Land of the Free for a reason

Gone reduce to adams

Schlatt was in the neighbourhood xd

same

Single women would love it

As a cat owner,I can say as soon as they see the floor..they will wiggle like a bug in your hands until they are free,even if it means making a scene

This brings me so much joy

music?

To answer the question about the shopping carts instead of putting their groceries in the car they put the shopping cart in and take it all out later easy shopping no hassle of sorting out your groceries

Now this is atleast his third genocide

I can see why RubberRoss didn’t animate jschlutt painting his doorstep with his brain. Poor Peter would’ve been scarred for life

R Kelly: I did not have sexual relations with that child

Just add corn starch to boiling water and bam you got thick water

It free

This feels like a psychedelic Cocain trip

“The difference between my tank and a deactivated tank is that mine isn’t deactivated”

Ellie Keen

I burned my hand when I cooked pasta ,while watching this video. It hurts you know.

Thank you for the happiest year of my life 🎶

The amount of disdain this man has for his fanatics would impress Harlan Ellison.

After his own experience he needs others to suffer

Riddle me this… if it’s called “Land of the Free” then why can’t I take the street signs that are just there on the side of the road? 🤔

Dog owners cannot comprehend this

Daily Dose of Schlatternet

i ordered hersheys from america once. and yup, it's vomit