You were lucky to get that fish when some guy with a net was casing your fish all over the river. Next time bring the fish to the net not the other way around.
Every time my neighbor complains about my acoustic guitar I think to myself "too bad I don't play banjo". But banjo is just one example of the many acoustic instruments which are louder than guitar; cello, violin, drums, bagpipes, harmonica, piano, woodwinds and horns of all kinds. Guitar, zither, African thumb harp, those are apartment instruments. If you wanna be especially unheard, play nylon strings,
