With help from a Lithuanian speaker - localizing into English. :) I put 10 euros on the table when the wind was blowing and then I turned around. When I turned back, the 10 euros were gone, and the wind was gone too. I was chatting with a girl in a bar. She was a 32DD. And that was just her head. If an ant can lift 1000x their own body weight - you can send 100 ants to bring back a bottle of vodka. The ugly step mum decided to make fun of Cinderella, so she asked her to separate the flower from the cocaine. In Colombia, when you build a snowman it's worth 5million dollars. I just ate a tin of sprats and drank a pint of milk. So, should I wash the strawberries before I eat them, or not? What do you call a Georgian crossed with an Armenian? Giorgio Armani
man Vytuko niekas nepakeis,gaila,kad jo vaikai to nesupranta ir nepastato net paminklo ant jo kapo,,blyn,renkit labdaros akcija nepagailesiu prisidesiu!Manau as ne viena jo talento gerbeja!
Negaliu neziureti taves Vytautai,sirdingiausia uzuojauta semai...... sako pakeiciamu nera,bet taves pakeisti nera kam deje..... geriausias aktorius,komikas koki kada regejau,ar klausiau....mes tikrai susitiksim ,bet dar ne dabar..... dievinu tave.... as ne gejus,as tiesiog zmogus kuris gerbia talentus,o tu buvai juom :(((((( gaila,bet visi kazkada ateisim pas tave......
