y love affair with you It`s over, it`s through We loved and then we lost And though we came at quite a cost We`ve both had the chance to grow I`ve collected my thoughts And once before I go There`s just one thing I want you to know` I wanna punch you in the face Stab you with a sword I hope you lose all your hair Get eaten by a bear Strangle yourself with a telephone cord Lean out a window a little too far Don`t look both was and get hit by a car Choke on a Now And Later Get your shoelaces caught in an escalator In short I hope you die Maybe it`s wrong to wish death on Someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I wanna stick pins your eyes I pray you get a rectal rash I hope your Visa`s declined Your children are blind Get broke and have to porn for cash Become epileptic and violently shake Find out that you were conceived by mistake Fall out of a roller coaster Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster In short I really hope you die Okay, so maybe I`ve gone to far Maybe I`m saying this out of spite Right` Maybe I still think these things to cope with sleeping alone each night Cause obviously I`m still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try` Sucks that we can`t cause you`re a prick that deserves to die Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die Die, die, die Die, die, die, die Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Get Saurs! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Mad cow. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Bird flu. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Fall when you`re going out of the shower and your tweezers are on the floor because you`re always plucking your eyebrows, and you love plucking your eyebrows more than you love me. So you fall out of the shower and on onto your tweezers which stab you in the middle of your fore head (just above that mole-thing, which drove me slightly insane). Which you could have gotten it surgically removed, but you didnt cause your too cheap to get the surgery. Anyway, you fall out of the shower and onto your tweezers, which stab you in the middle of your forehead and you become immediately paralyzed and slowly bleed out. Get beaten and slugged Molested and mugged Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged I hate you, I`m leaving, goodbye! In short I hope you fucking die! Die!
My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch!' In short I hope you fucking die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a prck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery()! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene()! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus()! Die, die, die die die die die! Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself dateraped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!
My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch!' In short I hope you fucking die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a prck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery()! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene()! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus()! Die, die, die die die die die! [spoken] Fall while you're getting out of the shower And there are your tweezers on the floor, Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me! And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes, Which aren't hazel, they're brown! [sung] Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself dateraped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!
My love affair with you is over It's through We loved and then we lost And well it came at quite a cost We both have the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts Once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know I want to punch you in the face Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive- I'll strap you to an electric chair Or lean out a window a little too far Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster Take a bath with a plugged in toaster In short I hope you die Maybe it's wrong to wish death On someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I hope you both are doing great You couples always are I hope this won't make you mad I did something bad I played a tiny joke that involves her car I pulled out my knife and slashed every tire Smashed in the windshield and set it on fire Then, I left a little note which said "Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch" In short I hope you f*cking die Ok, so maybe I've gone too far Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to go to Sleep alone each night But obviously still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try Sucks that we can't Because you're a prick that deserves to die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die Get dysentery Die die die die die die die Gangrene Die die die die die die die Whoop Die die die die die die die Fall when you're getting out of your shower And there your tweezers are on the floor Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And always caring more about your eyebrows Than you cared about me! And so you fall out of the shower And on onto your tweezers Which stab you in between your eyes which aren't hazel They're brown! I hope you get beaten and slugged Molested and mugged Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged I hate you I`m leaving Goodbye In short I'm over you So, die Die
My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch!' In short I hope you fucking die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a prck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery()! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene()! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus()! Die, die, die die die die die! [spoken] Fall while you're getting out of the shower And there are your tweezers on the floor, Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me! And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes, Which aren't hazel, they're brown! [sung] Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself dateraped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!
My love affair with you is over It's through We loved and then we lost And well it came at quite a cost We both have the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts Once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know I want to punch you in the face Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive- I'll strap you to an electric chair Or lean out a window a little too far Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster Take a bath with a plugged in toaster In short I hope you die Maybe it's wrong to wish death On someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I hope you both are doing great You couples always are I hope this won't make you mad I did something bad I played a tiny joke that involves her car I pulled out my knife and slashed every tire Smashed in the windshield and set it on fire Then, I left a little note which said "Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch" In short I hope you fucking die Ok, so maybe I've gone too far Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to go to Sleep alone each night But obviously still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try Sucks that we can't Because you're a prick that deserves to die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die Get dysentery Die die die die die die die Gangrene Die die die die die die die Whoop Die die die die die die die Fall when you're getting out of your shower And there your tweezers are on the floor Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And always caring more about your eyebrows Than you cared about me! And so you fall out of the shower And on onto your tweezers Which stab you in between your eyes which aren't hazel They're brown! I hope you get beaten and slugged Molested and mugged Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged I hate you I`m leaving Goodbye In short I'm over you So, die Die
My love affair with you is over It's through We loved and then we lost And well it came at quite a cost We both have the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts Once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know I want to punch you in the face Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive- I'll strap you to an electric chair Or lean out a window a little too far Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster Take a bath with a plugged in toaster In short I hope you die Maybe it's wrong to wish death On someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I hope you both are doing great You couples always are I hope this won't make you mad I did something bad I played a tiny joke that involves her car I pulled out my knife and slashed every tire Smashed in the windshield and set it on fire Then, I left a little note which said "Leave town or I'll cut your throat, witch" In short I hope you die Ok, so maybe I've gone too far Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to go to Sleep alone each night But obviously still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try Sucks that we can't Because you're a twit that deserves to die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die Get Killed Die die die die die die die Swine Flue Die die die die die die die Whoop Die die die die die die die I hope you get beaten and slugged Arrested and mugged Wake up to find yourself tied up and drugged I hate you I`m leaving Goodbye In short I'm over you So, die Die
I came up with an alternative to the last few lyrics in case anyone wanted to use this piece for an audition or competition or something classy!! Hope this helps someone My love affair with you is over It's through We loved and then we lost And well it came at quite a cost We both have the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts Once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know I want to punch you in the face Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive- I'll strap you to an electric chair Or lean out a window a little too far Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster Take a bath with a plugged in toaster In short I hope you die Maybe it's wrong to wish death On someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I hope you both are doing great You couples always are I hope this won't make you mad I did something bad I played a tiny joke that involves her car I pulled out my knife and slashed every tire Smashed in the windshield and set it on fire Then, I left a little note which said "Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch" In short I hope you fucking die Ok, so maybe I've gone too far Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to go to Sleep alone each night But obviously still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try Sucks that we can't Because you're a prick that deserves to die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die Get dysentery Die die die die die die die Gangrene Die die die die die die die Whoop Die die die die die die die get beaten and maced Slaughtered and chased Go out just to get yourself slugged in the face I hate you I`m leaving Goodbye In short I'm over you So, die Die
My love affair with you is over It's through We loved and then we lost And well it came at quite a cost We both have the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts Once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know I want to punch you in the face Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive- I'll strap you to an electric chair Or lean out a window a little too far Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster Take a bath with a plugged in toaster In short I hope you die Maybe it's wrong to wish death On someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I hope you both are doing great You couples always are I hope this won't make you mad I did something bad I played a tiny joke that involves her car I pulled out my knife and slashed every tire Smashed in the windshield and set it on fire Then, I left a little note which said "Leave town or I'll cut your throat, bitch" In short I hope you fucking die Ok, so maybe I've gone too far Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to go to Sleep alone each night But obviously still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try Sucks that we can't Because you're a prick that deserves to die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die die die die Die die die Get dysentery Die die die die die die die Gangrene Die die die die die die die Whoop Die die die die die die die Fall when you're getting out of your shower And there your tweezers are on the floor Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And always caring more about your eyebrows Than you cared about me! And so you fall out of the shower And on onto your tweezers Which stab you in between your eyes which aren't hazel They're brown! I hope you get beaten and slugged Molested and mugged Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged I hate you I`m leaving Goodbye In short I'm over you So, die Die
There seems to be two different versions, one for guys and one for girls. The guys' version you can google pretty easily, but I had the actually listen to the song to get the lyrics for the girls' version below. Sorry for the censoring, but it's necessary. Take note that you can probably find both versions on youtube (minus visual lyrics) and that both versions are somewhat similar. "My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, b****!' In short I hope you f***ing die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a pr*ck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! [spoken] Fall while you're getting out of the shower And there are your tweezers on the floor, Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me! And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes, Which aren't hazel, they're brown! [sung] Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself date-r*ped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!" (*)So long as the words closely match the rhythm, the diseases and such can be changed. Examples include "swine flu" and "Mad cow" and such. Have fun with this song, whichever version you use! (Edges, "In Short"(c) Pasek and Paul)
My love affair with you It`s over, it`s through We loved and then we lost And though we came at quite a cost We`ve both had the chance to grow I`ve collected my thoughts And once before I go There`s just one thing I want you to know` I wanna punch you in the face Stab you with a sword I hope you lose all your hair Get eaten by a bear Strangle yourself with a telephone cord Lean out a window a little too far Don`t look both was and get hit by a car Choke on a Now And Later Get your shoelaces caught in an escalator In short I hope you die Maybe it`s wrong to wish death on Someone you had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more I wanna stick pins your eyes I pray you get a rectal rash I hope your Visa`s declined Your children are blind Get broke and have to porn for cash Become epileptic and violently shake Find out that you were conceived by mistake Fall out of a roller coaster Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster In short I really hope you die Okay, so maybe I`ve gone to far Maybe I`m saying this out of spite Right` Maybe I still think these things to cope with sleeping alone each night Cause obviously I`m still thinking of you And wishing that we could just start over new What if we both give it one more try` Sucks that we can`t cause you`re a prick that deserves to die Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die Die, die, die Die, die, die, die Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Get Saurs! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Mad cow. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Bird flu. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die Fall when you`re going out of the shower and your tweezers are on the floor because you`re always plucking your eyebrows, and you love plucking your eyebrows more than you love me. So you fall out of the shower and on onto your tweezers which stab you in the middle of your fore head (just above that mole-thing, which drove me slightly insane). Which you could have gotten it surgically removed, but you didnt cause your too cheap to get the surgery. Anyway, you fall out of the shower and onto your tweezers, which stab you in the middle of your forehead and you become immediately paralyzed and slowly bleed out. Get beaten and slugged Molested and mugged Wake up to find yourself date raped and drugged I hate you, I`m leaving, goodbye! In short I hope you fucking die! Die!
There seems to be two different versions, one for guys and one for girls. The guys' version you can google pretty easily, but I had the actually listen to the song to get the lyrics for the girls' version below. Sorry for the censoring, but it's necessary. Take note that you can probably find both versions on youtube (minus visual lyrics) and that both versions are somewhat similar. "My love affair with you is over, it's through We loved and then we lost While it came at quite a cost We both had the chance to grow I've collected my thoughts and once before I go There's just one thing I want you to know... I wanna punch you in the face. Rip out all your hair I want to burn you alive And if you survive, I'll strap you to an electric chair! Or lean out a window a little too far, Don't look both ways and get hit by a car Fall out of a roller coaster, Take a warm bath with a plugged in toaster! In short I hope you die. Maybe it's wrong to wish death on someone You had so much love for But since we shared so much It makes me want to kill you more! I hope you both are doing great, New couples always are, I hope this won't make you mad, I did something bad, I played a tiny joke that involved her car. I pulled out my knife and I slashed every tire, Smashed in the windshield and set it one fire, Then I left a little note which said 'Leave town or I'll cut your throat, b****!' In short I hope you f***ing die! Okay, so maybe I've gone too far, Maybe I'm saying this out of spite Maybe I think these things to cope With sleeping alone each night. But obviously I'm still thinking of you, And wishing that we could just start over new... What if we both give it one more try? ...Sucks that we can't, 'cause you're a pr*ck who deserves to die! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die die die! Die, die, die, die! Die, die, die die die die die! Get dysentery(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Gangrene(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! Lupus(*)! Die, die, die die die die die! [spoken] Fall while you're getting out of the shower And there are your tweezers on the floor, Because you were always plucking your eyebrows And caring more about your eyebrows then you cared about me! And when you fall, the tweezers pierce you right in between the eyes, Which aren't hazel, they're brown! [sung] Get beaten and slugged, Molested and mugged, Wake up to find yourself date-r*ped and drugged, I hate you, I'm leaving, Goodbye! In short I'm over you! So die! DIE!"
This was awesome. the only thing I would say is that you need to leave more time for the little spoken part (fall, as you get out of the shower, and there are your tweezers... etc). but I can fix that in garage band pretty easily :) thanks for posting!
damn kiani you can play/sing... glad to hav you on the worship team. i dont know if you know who this is but yeah.... try figure it out.... the moon in white.. random....
