You think you are safe.... BUT NO You should "keep yourself safe"... NOW!

my favorite ultrakill quote

hey!😠

Mugged

Gimme your mone

*0:01** up till **0:03* hey jeffrey epstien what is the seventh generation nintendo console

0:00-0:03 hey jeffrey epstein what is the sixth generation nintendo console

Luigi when Nintendo sued Gmod:

A V I S I T o r

This mansion to hold...*ME* ?

Children when they see a stranger

Weegeepie when the child he groomed on discord comes into the hotel room:

og vid?

*better call saul theme sings*

JUDGEMENTO PREPARO THYSELF-A THY END-A IS NOWE

this is when i have a visitor

Me when some of my friends join me:

*"Hmm, indeed.... I've slept long enough...."*

Me when I see a player:

Mmmm indeed.

Luigi when the new smash bros guest can't 0 to death someone off one grab:

When you walk into the wrong classroom:

Someone random goin d&d vc be like: Lol

Gon glue them eyes shut

“Alexa, intruder alert”

Hm indeed

"Hey luigi, what do you do in your freetime?" Luigi:

Dude has a energy sword head

???

I got recommended Volt of the Boreal Valley after this.

What happened Sisphyus?

Miners are cool

this comment section when weegeepie:

Karens after finding out the bible isn't racist, transphobic, or homophobic.

“Hey, Luigi? Is there a word for telling how good or bad something is?”

Wamen

Disco Elysium narrator voiceline

he saw the 5 dolar shrimp special

Me 10 Years Old When Different Kid Goes To My House

Wasnt is that weegepie meme?

Weegeepie a pedo bro

Judguh

🕳️

when you think that ur pizza is at the door but its actually the fbi because you forgot to turn your questionable search history off

I was half hoping to see him freak out in surprise that the enemy went flying, something like a cat would do when they bat a toy mouse and then act surprised that the mouse "moved on its own".

He comes for thy buttocks

Throw the snack

Weegiepie when a 12 year old girl comes to his door

crush

this makes me feel like luigi is gonna shout "JUDGEMENT!!" and hit me with an explosive dropkick.