If I made an esolang, I'd make one for cavemen where the only things you can do are things cavemen would do, like eat, drink, sleep and grunt. The entire language would consist of the "|" character, and different amounts of them would do different things.
an esolang that I would make is one that would just bully you for making an error in your code instead of saying why there's an error, and also it would be very hard to not make an error in this esolang beause it needs you to have near-perfect grammar on anything, INCLUDING STRINGS
As an eye doctor I can confirm, light mode is objectively better. It constricts your pupils, which in turn improves focus and reduces glare. Also, the claim that dark mode helps you sleep has been refuted. The levels of "blue light" emitted from a computer screen is negligible and won't affect your sleep cycle. The reason being on your phone or computer keeps you up is simple; it's because your brain is engaged in some activity rather than winding down. If you want to sleep, go to bed, close your eyes, and stop thinking. Having a teddy helps. That being said, I still use dark mode because I like how it looks.
This video and comments below are just a bullshit. For example, I see the comments with point "i can't focus because i use dark theme", wtf are u ok guys? But it's for another talk. It doen't mean the only one theme is better, but I've one point in favor of don't using light theme permanently. So, the main goal of dark themes is DON'T MAKE YOU BLIND EVERY NIGHT. And don't tell me about brightness control i don't wanna setup auto-changing the brightness or do it manually every night for fucking light theme. You can use auto-theme or dark theme permanently(you can just switch it in settings one fucking time). And, dark theme can see you clearly even during the day, fight me. Change your mind instead of change your brightness.
Radiation Sort. You put a stick of Uranium next to the memory bank where the values are stored and check to see if the values have been sorted by the uranium offsetting the bits physically on storage. Repeat until sorted, the hardware dies from excess beta particle emission, or the operator dies from radiation exposure. At best it's O(1), most times the information will be completely transformed, at worst, the computer and/or the operator die.
For me it always depends on the time of day. If its night then im using a dark theme - NO QUESTIONS ASKED. But if its day, then I just can't work with a dark theme, I can't see... That's why I want a good light theme, but I just can't seem to find one that's perfect...
problem with light mode is that youre not actually using black text on white. youre using blue, red, yellow, green, magenta, on a white background. contrast with colors is easier with dark mode
7:19 stalk their social media and see if they have something or someone that is important to them and also find a couple important dates to will you're at it
How's about the String sort, where you manually sort the array by hand and manually input that data into the computer because sorting algorithms made your head hurt?
Many of these algorithms aren't just for computers. If you ever need to alphabetize a bunch of books, most of these methods are simple enough for a human to do, and much faster than just looking for Aardvark, then looking for Abacus, then Academy... (There's lots of algorithms we use in our every day lives, that we don't think of as algorithms because they're not on a computer. You know long division? Yeah, that's an algorithm. There's actually lots of ways to divide two numbers, long division isn't some intrinsic truth and if you ask your grandparents to divide 130 by 7 with a pen and paper you might see a completely different method. Same goes for addition and multiplication. Putting the numbers on top of each other, carrying the two? It's one algorithm among many others. That said, they're quite good algorithms, which is why schools teach them.)
Parallel Sort: -Take a list -If it is sorted, congratulations! -If it is not sorted, state that in an alternate universe, the list of numbers given is in order, therefore, at some instance, the list is sorted.
For every bit the algorithm has a bot play 1 round of TF2 and places that bit in the position in the list corresponding to highest kill count therefore shifting all characters behind it back and does this for every bit in the list then and only then will it check if it is sorted if not start at the new first bit and go again I'm calling it TF2 bot sort or tf2bs for short
With a list of length n, compare every element with every element, such that if a<=b -> 0 else -> 1 And fill an n^2-2dim-array with the results. Add up the elements of each line (or column) and you have the order of the elements in the resulting list.
Id make an esolang where its just binary, but the 1s and 0s are switched and theres a 1/50 chance for each bit to not be switched but it doesn’t tell you so even after making the program you have to spend forever debugging it
Politician Sort Makes up rules for how something is already sorted like "oh its supposed to go down on that number" and effectively does zilch (like a real politician)
Fun fact: Slow Sort is called Slow Sort because it's the slowest sorting algorithm that doesn't intentionally unsort the list, meaning that no matter how little, every step in slow sort is still progress.
For the time problem of the sleep sort. Why not just sleep in smaller intervals? Like one millisecond per value. If we're using computers, might as well actually use their computing power, right?
check the first 2 instances and move the bigger one to the back then check the last 2 instances if the one at the back is less then shuffle the list if the last is more check the first 2 instances again and repeat until its sorted
