Attention, residents of Panau, the explosions seen this evening did not occur because of an attack on a government facility, but it was fireworks in honor of the birthday of the Panau baby
I live in Iran, and JUST RIGHT NOW, like I'm typing this right after it happened, we were in my cousin's store. And we're listening to the radio out of boredom and in the middle of the music a news jingle plays and says something along the lines of: "dear citizens, the explosions heard in [Place] were not an attack, but a planned explosion for the purpose of demolition" and then cuts back to music. Cue me and my cousins laughing our asses off and changing "just cause just cause" and me looking up this jingle to play it. So might as well comment. My fucking country is so fucked up that something that a game fucking parodied happens like it's nothing, and I can't stop laughing lol.
"this is radio panau, so listen to it Earlier this morning there has been a report of an american known as white tiger attacked civillian and poilce officials, multiple sources says that they saw a person running naked across the road while shooting automatic weapon but this has yet to be confirmed"
