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AHWAHA LMFAOOOOOO

Love Eddie he speaks the truth best comedians every☺️

Eddie❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Funfact:this was halle berry's movie debut. The moment you realize you just w*nked off halle and didn't noticed.

Spilled my warm cup of piss.

Wait was the Halle?

we all are gonna die 🤤

Eddie's a loser he's not funny and he disrespects people so here you go some of what you gave

Imagine Samuel Jackson.. Mace Windo

Dear "Ms. Harris", I'm only gonna say this ONCE.😐 I. OWN. "THAT". ...and you KNOW what I'm talkin bout. Behave. *(Daddy's Watchin.) - 😐🚷♀️

Michael Jackson, Eddie, Tyson, Whitney… 80s was prime for the most talented entertainers to have ever done it!!!

"SHE'S LIKE THIRTEEN; AND IF YOU LOOK AT HER WRONG.... I'LL STICK AN UMBRELLA UP YOUR ASS & OPEN IT!!!." I LOVE THAT LINE!!!. ♠️THE VANITY ADDICT♠️

That is a fact,,,if you can make her cum like no other man have done in the past,,,,your as good as gold......

Lately you ant Done anything bout stab s person in the back

Cheep tricks

Before Deadpool and Wolverine, there was The Last Boy Scout, which served as a team up between Blankman and The Protector.

So it started in the 80s😅

still one of the greatest comedic performances ever. Eddie rules.

Now Eddie I have to stop you right there BAHAMIAN S DO NOT SPEAK JAMAICAN.

Gambit :

I 👁️👁️No Rings. Yes. Planning a Birthday celebration for myself.👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dead Pool 3 Easter egg

This is canon MCU now

I lost my shit in the theater when he said this in the new movie! Hell yes, classic

cut off the best line in the movie; "I spilled my warm cup of piss"

"men and woman" lol WOMEN*

NORBIT

I say this line to myself on a regular basis, so I lost it when Blade actually said it in... eh... a movie that I recently saw in theaters.

HE SAID THIS LINE

and yet I scream in excitement when he spit the phrase in deadpool haha ❤❤ wesley is irreplaceable

Who’s here after Deadpool & Wolverine? 🎉🎉🎉

Deadpool anyone?? Me and my brother shouted motherfather 🤣

I totally forgot Halley Barry was in this

Who is here after Deadpool 3 😋

HE SAID IT!!! HE SAID THE LINE IN THE MOVIE!!!!!

You got to have the right cat for all the shity cat litter

When he does the mic swinging lmao.

Says the man with 10 kids with 5 different women. HA! If someone told this Eddie at 26 he’d have all those kids, he would’ve been trippin’! On a satirical note, this is much funnier now that I’m an adult.

The best sex I ever had was some Indian Muslim. I would have to disagree with Eddy. Because say if I entered a relationship with this guy and he starts abusing me due to his religion I would automatically stop enjoying sex with him. Nope I don’t believe sex solves everything. That’s 10% of the pie 🥧!

And that's the mentality that have em still looking when they're 60

This exactly what Patrice O'neal was talking about 👀

Is use the line water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets, who gives a fuck, frequently. One of my favorites from this great movie.

Eddie if gold

It’s the best Richard Pryor impersonation ever.

There's many a man like to sit and watch their wife getting seen to, don't know why, but they do

tf you mean you "like" that

He should be POTUS! That would be so sweet!!

Fast forward to millennium. Daman Wayans hit by diabetes....show canceled for his treatment. Bruce Willis, hit with aphasia....disease that has him forgetting how to speak. Career over.

Love this movie 👌