Nine little roosters Careful when staying late Then one got blindsided Then there were eight Eight little roosters One’s wife now in heaven One turned to murder Then there were seven Seven little roosters One, a murderer with sticks A clone came for revenge Then there were six Six little roosters Glad to be alive Get attacked by a Vern Then there were five Five little roosters But just outside a door The second clone attacks Then there were four Four little roosters Some stuck in a tree One attacks for revenge Then there were three Three little rooster “We’re probably done” Two hold hands and jump Then there was one Now only Michael remains Left with this problem “My wife and friends are dead” “Even jack.... Got ‘em” 50 years pass The rooster old and weak Returns to his castle So he can finally sleep The rooster awakes in hell With his friends still young and good His wife no longer loves him Now the tale ends, like it should
