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@@lnfectr I have been asked this before and I will still say no cause I never know when we might go back for fun and all of my stuff is linked to my xbox account.
"Hey sweetheart, Trooper Allen with the San Andreas Highway Patrol." I swear, you Southerners really are much nicer than us up North. We'd say something more along the lines of "Ma'am give me a statement and for the love of God, don't turn it into a Jane Austen novel"
My department uses a tow company called Hookers (seriously). So every time I call for a tow truck the radio transmission is "Car xx to Dispatch can I get Hookers out here? "
There was a lot of weird stuff going on in San Andreas that night. Suspects magically getting into cruisers while handcuffed, reports writing themselves...it was like the Bermuda Triangle over there
Doctor, you always make me laugh. You know what I do for a living from my past comments and recently going into work every day knowing what I face has become a real struggle. So when I get to watch one of your videos and I get a laugh from it, it means more to you than you will ever know. So thank you from the bottom of MY heart for what you do on here every day. It definitely makes a difference
I used to be in a five m server until is went to the hand basket and everyone left lol. Altho I was just a civ then.... oh if on Trooper Allen could have been there lol
You saying "Knees to chest" reminded me of one of my Drill Instructors from the Marine Corps when I went through recruit training. I remember him saying "We hump till we die" when we were on a hike once
@@TheDoctorRTR nothing like a bit of Incentive Training to wake you up in the morning. I honestly think our DI's would make us do IT just for their amusement
You know my appeal to Destiny is the story and I hate the grindy stuff but that shouldn’t mean I abandon it all together. I’ll definitely try to be better about being on not because I feel obligated but because I want to. I love ya brother and look forward to what the story ahead holds for us. - DominusPenguin (aka Benny)
"Dispatch, I've got eyes on the target, moving to engage." I said that once over the radio. It was immediately followed by a message from my Sgt over the MDT that read, "Easy tiger"
The first time I responded to a robbery call at one of the discount stores, I ended up shooting the mirror because I wasn't expecting to see myself in it. Oh and my player had no head that day. Just two normal occurrences in Los Santos
It's a good thing the SAHP, LSSD, and LSPD don't have the same use of force reporting requirements that we have. They would be getting worker's comp for Carpal Tunnel from all the writing they'd have to do
Trooper Allen didn't lock the cell door. Here at the SAHP, we base our custody operations on trusting our suspects. It seems to work well. No one's escaped from us....yet
The fear of being hunted down by Trooper Allen is enough to keep them behind bars. Here at the SAHP we have had 0 escapes in the last 2 years since Trooper Allen came to us.
"Alright, let's go ahead and put the guns down gentlemen." You Southerners sound so polite compared to us Northerners. We'd say something along the lines of "Drop the gun now! That's your first and only warning!!!"
I have to give the AI units credit: they haven't managed to get their vehicles stuck on railroad tracks outside of a crossing. One of the local departments here did manage to do just that the other day
Here at the SAHP, people often ask us why we have so many antennas on the tops of our cruisers. The answer: we feel the need to keep in touch with the International Space Station while on patrol
