Glasgow to the extreme 😎

Good old Scottish humour 😂😂😂😂

Brilliant big yin , from a rangers fan . Av been in that situation ,

The man doesn't tell jocks he tell funny stories thanks Billy ❤❤❤❤

I was celtic until i was raped in 1985, ended up pregnant, ran away to Dundee and used pals name for an abortion! My priest tell me the bible was the same as brothers Grimm. Stopped me moving to Ireland in the 80s this English accent wouldn't survived 😐 😅 lived in Glasgow with it though, Easter house, ibrox in iona Court lmao in a celtic top I have no idea how i lived cept i was in a bike gang then think 🤔 they helped lmao😅

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Methot it was Celtic an Clyde?!😂

God bless you Billy. We all love you. Scottish legend.

Good ending to the story 😂😅

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My wee glasgow friend good old wee billy. Fuck the rangers. Ctid. Ynwa. HH

What the game is all about in the end up there, great story sir ❤️

Rangers v Celtic Hearts v Hibs its bang on Mans a legend

Upa celtic from a proud fenian

Class

Brilliant stuff from the Big Yin..

Beautifully delivered skit, but remember, he never says which teams fan gets the bovril or which craps in the shoes……..

i got this on the pick of billy conolly album i first heard it in australia 1983 its a classic

Mighty Leeds United

religion again

God bless

Fenian 🇬🇧

I ended up steamboats up the opposition end at the beach end at pittodrie luckily a big sergeant took pitty on me on chucked me out. I ended up shagging a wee beauty on the way home in Stonehaven

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Not a patch on Dave Allen he's the master ?

about as funny as sitting in a dentist s chair for 2 hours

Absolutely love Billy connelly the best end

Simply the funniest man ever...love you Billy

An oldy but still relevant, and as funny as fuck. Onya Big yin.

Celtic

Could be 100% percent for Deaf People,like Millions and Me being Deaf Thank you

He absolutely makes me powerless wi’ laughter

I love the big yin

There's no words to Express how much I appreciate this post!! I grew up listening to Billy Connolly and this is one of my absolute FAVOURITE comedy skits ever!! 9 1/2 guitars is awesome too🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

...'and we are pißin in their bottle!' 🤣🤣🤣

One word this guy really likes: 'wee'.

Billy ! Billy ! Billy ! :)

And with a guest appearance by Archie at the end made it even better

Brilliant, I totally forgot the punchline, which is always a bonus when you hear it again 😂😂😂

Told ya ☝️👁🧐🤔🤣

Pissd meself laffin

I've still got this on vinyl

“Put it.....on” 😂

Fantastic!! Ty Billy!!!

What a lie but fantastic Billy

The man is the best comic we have ever had!

His impression of those guys XD

FOOTBALL VIOLENCE WILL NEVER END AS LONG AS THERE SHITTING IN OUR SHOES AND WERE PISSING IN THERE BOVRIL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There's a certain famous Team that plays at Hampden Park ... Queens Park!

👏👏👏 only b c holy 💩 👌