My dear friends! TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape? C'mon and stay a while as I share with you The who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles Now cut to him having no friends It was a struggle to find anybody who could be my buddy So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop (no) Until I'd seen every moving picture that exists So, he made the decision to get into television I cut off my face and put a TV in its place (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) Patience is (ooh-ah) a virtue Good things come to those who wait (ooh-ah) Proverbs uttered by utter fools (ooh-ah) I'll do anything it takes Are you ready for trouble? Got you binge watching You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooh-ah) You and your friends will look fantastic (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) The red carpet is rolled out Come and get your tickets Before they're all sold out Don't know how to miss this moment (ooh-ah) When those stars hit five I get creative control of your real life Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption The following message goes out to the stars of our show The SMG4 crew And we're rolling, let's go Do you wanna know why I chose you? Do you wanna know why I chose you? 'Cause you're stupidest show that I've ever seen And if I can make you entertaining, I can do anything Are you ready for trouble? Got you binge watching You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooh-ah) You and your friends will look fantastic (ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) The red carpet is rolled out Gotta get your tickets Before they're all sold out Don't know how to miss this moment (ooh-ah) When those stars hit five I get creative control of your real Grab a seat and let's seal the deal When those gorgeous stars hit five (ooh-ah) I get creative control of your real life And scene (hmm)
