Canada doesn't even have plastic forks and knives anymore due to D!ckhead Justine Castro Truturd, and his Canadian Law of single use plastics is Satan 😂😂😂
we may not be a war country but we hold all the records in long distance including Sniper and Artillery accuracy. just play nice and we wont send you any coal for xmas.
Wow it’s hilarious but look at history ! Canadians are the toughest when we eventually get mad .lolll Germans were scared of us and we changed the outcome of the débarquement de Normandie. One Canadian soldier saved a town and killed an entire German Platon because he got mad after his friend died .
I think everyone either doesnt know or forgets the British Commonwealth has 52 countries at its "disposal". I don't think its occured to American citizens that its never and NEVER will just be America vs Canada is the US ever tried to take Canada. If they did, 51 other countries would back us very fast. Its the advantage of not being bullies and stomping on land and people that has nothing to do with us. Facts people.
That's not anywhere near facts, you just stated! That's more like a hopeful dream or alternative reality, for you foreigners who cannot stand alone and fight for themselves if it came down to it! You mentioned 50 or more countries that need to help you. LOL the United States are the leaders of this Earth and the masters of the universe! We have the ability with our nuclear weapons to destroy this entire world over 300 times if it were possible. Those are real facts and they are Undisputed!
@@teeteelouky8407 and thats why your country is dying. Literally. Your attacking your own people ffs. Ignorance of half your country is a dangerous thing. Its not a matter of "needing" the British Commonwealth. It is an acrual fact as my country is part of the Commonwealth and has been for a long time. If it wasn't for the British, America wouldnt even exist ffs. Clearly you have never studied a day in your life to know. Stupidity is such a down fall to society. U.S. knows ALL about that though :/ Can't even figure out how to support Americans and have universal healthcare. Not helping any of those military folks. No respect for its own people.
@@amylee3531 what are you one of those Canadian or British people who live on the streets and get high all the time smoking dope? You should be ashamed of your country, which has been here thousands of years if you're British and if you're Canadian your country is definitely only an Arctic Wasteland! The United States has only been in existence for a few hundred years and we far surpassed every important category of living then your country! We have the best of everything in the United States! The only thing that the people in your country have been doing for years is trying to move and get to United States to have a better life! And leave all those old dilapidated buildings with that commonplace and dreary weather you have over there. Most of your own rock musicians, actors, and businessmen in general, all live in the United States! Even your former prince and princess have moved to the United States! She definitely after being in the United States actress didn't want any part of the British so called Royal life, After experiencing it first hand. And the prince even renounced his throne to be with a woman from the United States he married! That says a whole lot right there! We've surpassed you in space exploration, different Cuisines of foods and cultures, the size of our country, the amount of people that live in our country, our military our skyscrapers, our large coliseums and arenas, large homes and mansions across the country, our diverse cities with different Aviance Vibe and feel to them, in which your country every city and every area has the same Vibe with no difference. There is a different vibe and feel too cities like, New Orleans, Detroit, New York, Los Angeles, Denver, Seattle, Dallas, Miami, Tampa, Las Vegas, Honolulu, San Juan, Phoenix, I could go on and on but I think you get the point! Everything we have is bigger and better in the United States even the portion size of the amount of food. even our WWE wrestlers are more famous and have more pull politically than leaders of your country do!
@@amylee3531 now let me Enlighten you on some more real facts since you're not a very educated Foreigner! Out of the top 25 universities and colleges in the world the United States has 19 of them. Fact! The United States has had almost 400 Nobel Peace Prize laureates, fact! Your country, which is been around a long time, only has a little over 100. And you can't use that it's based on population because they do not give out the Nobel Peace Prize based on population or China or India would have more, so that further lets me know that people in your country can't think outside the box! That's just what I've said so far, I see why a lot of people in your country are depressed and want to move to the United States! We have the best music that has ever been created in every genre of music for example rap and hip hop, Rock and roll, country and western, classical and every other genres that you can think of we have the best! Every year we have the best Olympians and win the most gold medals of any country! And I am a 7-year veteran of the United States military and I don't pay anything for my medical insurance! So you can't even use that on me like a lot of you foreigners think. We also have free clinics and different organizations and places to help people who don't have insurance, so stop it, you uneducated Foreigner! We have made the best movies, the best amusement parks, the best of anything you can think of has come from the United States! Our variety of food, weather, and Landscape, are far superior to your tiny countries! Everything I can think about I could go on and on with you but it would not be appropriate in this comment section! So what you should do is go take you a nap, drink you some tea, eat you some soup and take your medication because you are far off and in full flight from reality of the life I live in my city and state! Maybe eat you some of them dry scones and that horrible blood pudding that you all like over there but don't forget to brush your teeth because I know most British people stop going to the dentist and brushing their teeth after they reach 18 years old!
So after you come down from getting high off your drugs and think about everything I've said you will soon realize and accept the truth, because if you hear the truth, receive the truth and speak the truth, your spirit will be better! Then you will also accept the fact there is a reason why we, the United States, are the leaders of this earth and the Masters of the Universe! Not your miserable country of which I would never want to be trapped in for the rest of my life and not be able to get back to the United States! And everything I've stated in this comment section are real facts and they are Undisputed! You sound like such a silly Foreigner it's sad. Your country even tries to follow what the United States does and take our guidance in leading, not the other way around, so you and your Countryman are the one's who was tricked, Bamboozled, lead astray and run amok! We influence and tell your country what to do! We are the movers and the Shakers of the world oh, these are facts and they are Undisputed! I rest my case talkin with weird Foreigner's who are jealous and envious of the United States, so much so, that they can't even accept reality and facts of the United States World dominance in everything! You are the perfect example of why we kicked England out of here a long time ago! And yes we are not a commonwealth we are our own people who made our own Declaration of Independence and didn't I want to have anything to do with the UK because we were not going to put on a pedestal and honor kings and queens whose family line is full of incest and honor them like you British do!
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The jokes about the Canadian army are very funny. It's even funnier when you know Canadian fighter pilots fly U.$. planes during wars because they are better. You see, we actually train our soldiers to fight, and we expect them to survive wars. Unlike the U.$. military that trains their soldiers to obey without thinking and expect them to die for their country. That's why when they come back from war the U.$. government just dumps them in the streets and forget they ever existed.
This veteran is sick of hearing our military dissed and underrated. We have much of the most advanced equipment in the world. Do we have a lot? No. But when the shit hits we have the skill and the men and know how to use it. Laugh all you want, but we are deeply respected and revered by the majority of the world's military forces, especially the soldiers.
All joking aside, our forces were among the best and most feared until the '60s when peacekeeping became the government's focus. I have seen interviews with German veterans who said, "We dreaded going against the Canadians." The Germans actually coined the term "storm troopers" to describe the Canadians in WWI, because we attacked, no matter the weather. Laugh at the jokes, but never think our troops are anything less than the best.
Nobody doubts the fact that Canadians are brave and good soldiers. Most of the jokes in this video are about perceived lack of equipment and military spending.
@@SKa-tt9nm , unfortunately, the lack of funding and equipment isn't "perceived", it is fact. But, our troops are well trained and don't depend on technology for fighting. There is a large area in western Canada where NATO troops, including the US, come to train with the Canadians every year. I understand Jeremy is joking, which is why I said "All joking aside". I love his humour and his style, just that sometimes when listening to the jokes people don't realize the part Canada played in the Great Wars and smaller conflicts up until the '70s. Actually, it was both our fighting ability and fair treatment of enemies and citizens caught in the crossfire which gave other countries the respect for our troops that allowed us to become peacekeepers.
We are Number 665, the Neighbor of the Beast. As well say what you want about the Canadian Military but we never lost a war. Finished a couple though. :)
God damn, I saw this or downloaded or whatever way back when... Dial up maybe? A long ass time ago. Or did I watch it and have it on CD to play in my car? Dang I don't know. But I remember the good old days of Canadian comedy!
Canada was in WWI from 1914. We were in the British Empire then so we had no choice but we showed our mettle, especially at Vimy Ridge. (I've visited the Canadian monument there and, believe me, it's very moving. When you're standing there, you're standing on Canadian soil, given by France to Canada.) In WWII, we were in it from the get-go. The Royal Canadian Navy played a vital role in keeping Britain supplied with food -- rationing in Canada helped make that possible. (It was good for our economy: government spending on the war effort helped lift Canada out of the Great Depression.) And we played a vital role in helping the Allied nations' invasion of France in 1944. The Canadian forces got so far inland , farther than either the British or the Americans, that our troops had to be pulled back lest they be cut off. One thing that always amuses me: Canada, like Britain, had a number of kilted regiments (kilts are supposed to be worn with no underpants, BTW). Both the Scots and the Canadian "kilties," lack of drawers notwithstanding, punched above their weight in both conflicts. We have a lot to be proud of.
