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a goofy goober who uploads ultrakill content, and plays roblox (currently no upload for roblox)



DON'T EAT AT SISYPHEAN CUISINE!
0:51
7 часов назад
Minos Prime Pizzaria Advertisement
0:48
14 часов назад
which arm would you pick?
0:57
День назад
Listening to ULTRAKILL OST be like
1:30
День назад
Listening to ULTRAKILL OST be like
1:39
14 дней назад
ROUND 3 OF ULTRAKILL TOURNAMENT
1:34
21 день назад
ultrakill over random videos
1:16
21 день назад
IF ULTRAKILL HAD AN INTRO...
2:03
21 день назад
ROUND 2 OF ULTRAKILL TOURNAMENT
0:33
28 дней назад
ULTRAKILL MOVIE JUST GOT A SEQUEL!
0:32
Месяц назад
ROUND 1 OF ULTRAKILL TOURNAMENT
0:33
Месяц назад
if ULTRAKILL had chess
0:17
Месяц назад
a guide to coins in ultrakill
1:33
Месяц назад
ultrakill brainrot
0:38
Месяц назад
ULTRAKILL: THE BANK HEIST
2:05
Месяц назад
NEW ULTRAKILL MOVIE???
0:27
Месяц назад
If you wanna drink a juice...
0:45
Месяц назад
Earthmover goes to a party
0:52
Месяц назад
Random Ultrakill Edit I made!
1:41
Месяц назад
minos prime robs a bank
1:06
Месяц назад
ultrakill weapons in a nutshell
1:12
Месяц назад
minos prime goes to school
1:25
Месяц назад
ultrakill secret levels in a nutshell
0:49
2 месяца назад
minos prime goes camping
1:16
2 месяца назад
I eat bread!
0:28
2 месяца назад
daily dose of kindness
0:17
2 месяца назад
ULTRAKILL in a nutshell 3
1:15
2 месяца назад
minos prime plays tennis
1:01
2 месяца назад
Комментарии
@mosfer-mz4dd
@mosfer-mz4dd 59 минут назад
i once heard that someone filed a lawsuit against Sisyphus Cuisine, but JUDGEMENT could never arrive because the CHILD OF the judge was DESTROYed by a car... eventually, they dropped the lawsuit and Sisyphus was Free at last... O, Gabriel, now dawns thy JUDGEMENT. Die. Crush. Thy end is now. Die. Judgement. Thy end is now. WEAK. Thy end is now. Crush. Thy end is now. Judgement. AH AH AH ah ah. Forgive me, my children for i have failed to bring you salvation for i have failed to bring you salvation from this Cold Dark World: I can watch little girl from the back of my car (wtf weezer) I see you and show at the place that you are Groceries spilling up out of your bag Thinking you'll end up a penniless hag But I see the girl that you are deep inside Won't you allow me to give you a JUDGEMENT So concludes the life and times of INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! A rizzing and to an mogging defined by futile Bomboclat. Doomed, from the very ohio... And i dont mew a second of it! *dies of edging* *explodes* *weezer riff* *4 cerberus appear from the darkness* *biden blast* *maurice ray of absolute doom* *ferryman appears* *mogging battle* *ferryman loses all the aura* PRIME SECOND///RIZZ OF THE WORLD PRIME THIRD/// STOP POSTING ABOUT maurice IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON Violence Layer SEND ME MEMES, ON Greed Layer ITS FUCKING MEMES! I was in Lust Layer right? And ALL OF THE terminals WERE JUST maurice STUF. I showed my PRIME SANCTUM P-RANK to my Hakito plushie and the INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! May your woes be many, and your BEGONE! DESTROY!
@waltcourtney7039
@waltcourtney7039 Час назад
WE P RANKING P-1 WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (i know this comment is unoriginal and im sorry for being unoriginal)
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 43 минуты назад
WE PREPARING THYSELF WITH THIS ONE!
@BlisteredCrimson
@BlisteredCrimson Час назад
sisyphean cuisine is actually a W name
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 Час назад
ty
@user-bv4qd9ht8n
@user-bv4qd9ht8n 2 часа назад
How will sisyphus and gabriel respond?!?!!? 😨
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 Час назад
they gonna whoop minos's ass cuz he wanted to be "emo"
@Comedy3351
@Comedy3351 2 часа назад
"just stay alive for 20 seconds" what i'm currently on rn:
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 Час назад
FRFR
@user-qh4fd2op5t
@user-qh4fd2op5t 2 часа назад
0:12 WUT DE HAILLLLLLLLL
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 Час назад
i mean.... uh.....
@notFBI-notcolorfulbrid
@notFBI-notcolorfulbrid 2 часа назад
*J U D G E M E N T*
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 Час назад
CRUSH!
@Unklol
@Unklol 2 часа назад
-„ Creature. . .? ” [Fcking dies]
@SillyGoober-vc6gx
@SillyGoober-vc6gx 2 часа назад
BANGER!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 2 часа назад
WE FAILING TO BRING SALAVATION TO HUMANITY WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@_mystified_
@_mystified_ 3 часа назад
"brother i want blood" "womp wo-" *throws him off a pyramid*
@stupid_alien_cat32
@stupid_alien_cat32 7 часов назад
The red mist from library of ruina
@genrystikman9340
@genrystikman9340 14 часов назад
Bruh, storyline because some guy just want to drink.
@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010
@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010 17 часов назад
Omw to Minos Prime Pizzeria 🤑🤑🤑
@jasbach7417
@jasbach7417 17 часов назад
I only exist at the pizzaria as a backup, so if the person who calms V1 down fails then i can improvise
@user-qh4fd2op5t
@user-qh4fd2op5t День назад
Im going to pick the feedbacker so i wont have to use some mosquito killer lookin item
@cq.cumber_offishial
@cq.cumber_offishial День назад
thy pizza is now
@YeaImDead1997
@YeaImDead1997 День назад
I confirm,thy minos is a great chef 😸
@MinosPrimethekingoflust
@MinosPrimethekingoflust День назад
Thx
@isakandre
@isakandre 8 часов назад
Wrong use of thy!!1!1!1!1! cause eeerrhrm achshuilayyy thy is your/youre so it’s wrong!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!2!2!1!2!2!1!1!1!!11!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
@somchaiiw
@somchaiiw День назад
Song for anyone wondering: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uGtNH2Xjkhk.htmlsi=oFyRdwRcxiudgybe
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 День назад
I KEEP DAMING FORGET THE CREDITS THANKS
@Terratomere
@Terratomere День назад
why is there a fnaf hashtag in the description
@circlieyzickosphere
@circlieyzickosphere День назад
xiao
@Thecorruptedtoilet
@Thecorruptedtoilet День назад
“BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGLE!”
@halohalo999
@halohalo999 День назад
We need Gabriel's Restaurant
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 День назад
gabriels restaunts food is so trash that when you eat it you turn into holy light
@pilgrammedtheorist
@pilgrammedtheorist 2 дня назад
Ultrakill good ending
@BruhdudeheRoblox
@BruhdudeheRoblox 2 дня назад
I wonder if I can afford a pizza with $1 if I’m broke
@inasfe7687
@inasfe7687 2 дня назад
you should credit the song NOW!!! (ORDER elevator remix ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uGtNH2Xjkhk.htmlsi=h8MJnHN3X9F03Q7w )
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 2 дня назад
I FORGOT MY BAD (if the creator of that song sees this pls no harrass me i got family to feed)
@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo
@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo 2 дня назад
#FixTF2
@ChaosInsurgencyC653
@ChaosInsurgencyC653 2 дня назад
Black Hawk Rescue mission players in 2v2/5v5:
@user-dc9zx5dw5n
@user-dc9zx5dw5n 2 дня назад
At least they have good appetizers
@nightspeedtd7879
@nightspeedtd7879 2 дня назад
Today Im gonna play Five Nights in the Flesh Prison
@weiminyan3804
@weiminyan3804 2 дня назад
Bro you’re 3 months late 😭
@Minos_prime525
@Minos_prime525 2 дня назад
İ am waiting
@pitagaming123
@pitagaming123 2 дня назад
the lore just keep going
@void0-gv8bq
@void0-gv8bq 2 дня назад
I wish I could eat at Minos prime pizzeria… but I don’t live in hell
@HyperbustOfficial
@HyperbustOfficial 17 часов назад
I can send you some
@CertifiedGibusGamer
@CertifiedGibusGamer 2 дня назад
I bet the Insurrectionists are the chefs there. Of course the food is gonna suck if your only tool is a god damn Maurice.
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 2 дня назад
FRFR
@cIIII91r_
@cIIII91r_ 2 дня назад
nah the insurrectionists that survived the war are the chefs there so they dont have a maurice
@CrapOdemon
@CrapOdemon 2 дня назад
does that mean im an insurrectionist?
@CertifiedGibusGamer
@CertifiedGibusGamer 2 дня назад
I dunno. If you use a Maurice to cook then you are.​@@CrapOdemon
@CrapOdemon
@CrapOdemon 2 дня назад
@@CertifiedGibusGamer I use a pack of Nerds Gummy clusters
@maxeplier
@maxeplier 2 дня назад
"v1 broke ass" mf he has infinite coins
@pigeons_are_coo2023
@pigeons_are_coo2023 2 дня назад
Real
@StainlessSteelFridge
@StainlessSteelFridge 3 дня назад
I’m sold
@bluecheese-985
@bluecheese-985 3 дня назад
my ass thought minos had boobs
@VoidSpirals
@VoidSpirals 3 дня назад
Gluttony, I won’t be going.
@Stupid603
@Stupid603 3 дня назад
If the feedbacker can almost parry anything,can it parry rejections?
@user-qh4fd2op5t
@user-qh4fd2op5t 3 дня назад
I bet sisyphus cuisine foods will be taste like sand
@charliebarrow7785
@charliebarrow7785 3 дня назад
Finally some good food
@nuzlokenolan2943
@nuzlokenolan2943 3 дня назад
I was wondering this for a while, but how do people get the v1 voice every body uses for him.
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 3 дня назад
just use sam tettys on github, or search up v1 tts
@foxdreemurr9356
@foxdreemurr9356 3 дня назад
You have angered Sisyphus. Open the door.
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 2 дня назад
OH NO! SISYPHUS PLEASE- **BE GONE!** AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@HyperbustOfficial
@HyperbustOfficial 17 часов назад
​@@your_localmercenary1 here, take this un-sisyphuser
@nuzlokenolan2943
@nuzlokenolan2943 3 дня назад
I live these videos so much. The out of context voice lines are so funny
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 3 дня назад
it was VERY hard to try and mix and mash but i finally did it
@Green_swordmaster
@Green_swordmaster День назад
​@@your_localmercenary1when is the gabriels restaurant expose video I guess you're not making one bc he's your head chef
@nuzlokenolan2943
@nuzlokenolan2943 3 дня назад
The here and now joke at the beginning was so funny.
@canalruindms
@canalruindms 3 дня назад
Peak brainrot
@Original_Flesh_Panopticon
@Original_Flesh_Panopticon 3 дня назад
The is false news, V1 is a paid actor
@HyperbustOfficial
@HyperbustOfficial 3 дня назад
Can i work in the Minos Prime Pizzaria, Merc?
@your_localmercenary1
@your_localmercenary1 3 дня назад
sure you can
@HyperbustOfficial
@HyperbustOfficial 2 дня назад
@@your_localmercenary1 thanks for hiring!
@MinosPrimethekingoflust
@MinosPrimethekingoflust День назад
Ok, ur interview is on monday
@HyperbustOfficial
@HyperbustOfficial 17 часов назад
@@MinosPrimethekingoflust ok sir!
@el_chicago8362
@el_chicago8362 3 дня назад
the minos primeria