Kangaroos are like that drunk guy outside the pub who won't go home and continues to start shit no matter how many times the bouncer throws him on his ass.
everyone has that one mate who can't tell when you're just having a laugh lol. Obviously the roo and the dude were both just playing and there's one bloke in the back who keeps yelling 'push him over' lol
How to survive a kangaroo attack: firstable turn your body sideways and lean your head back. Secondable PROTECT any weak parts of your body and organs. Try hiding behind a tree if you can. Thirdable if you are a fast runner try running away from the kangaroo