Yeah I mean you could use Gremlin to rebind all keys to a virtual joystick but that would be silly and take soooo much time to do and to rebind everything. I didn't know how to manually edit the keybind file but apparently that can also do the trick for individual keybinds.
Wow cool. Haven't played since around the time of this vid, but if it's still a thing when I hop back in for 3.18, I'll certainly give that a try. Thanks man