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Jarvis Johnson
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Hi I'm Jarvis! I can't figure out how to upload videos to this website but i hope one day i figure it out.

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Tiktok's Worst Podcast
25:00
9 месяцев назад
Instagram Hates Its Users
31:34
Год назад
TikTok's Tech Bro Creeps On Women
25:51
Год назад
Old People Are Taking Over TikTok
14:04
2 года назад
TikTok's Terrible Mermaid Conspiracies
15:57
2 года назад
TikTok Food Hacks For Your Toilet
23:08
2 года назад
Wasting Food For Clout
27:44
2 года назад
Trying TikTok's Awful Cooking Hacks
24:20
2 года назад
they just won't stop making deepfakes
21:25
3 года назад
Комментарии
@hazellewinter7313
@hazellewinter7313 44 минуты назад
6:09 this right here proves how this guy has never ever experienced anything close to warfare, people like this are so detached from the reality of the things they talk about. Are we forgetting about the horrors women and children have faced during warfare. The amount of people who were raped, assaulted, sold during wars is enormous. Also women have played their part in war, we aren't just taught much about them (search up the night witches). He should not be using the sufferings of men who died in war, to justify his sexist views. This is shameful
@twistedpaperclip5929
@twistedpaperclip5929 Час назад
I wanna see what didn’t make it on the show 😂😂😂😂😂
@twistedpaperclip5929
@twistedpaperclip5929 Час назад
Shayne doesn’t suck, he’s a manbaby. Some girls like that. It’s a particular breed of man. I think it’s weird.
@DesLev
@DesLev 2 часа назад
The mashup i never knew i needed
@Curi0siti1
@Curi0siti1 3 часа назад
“I was a boy and I regretted it.” literally me lol
@scottydog6713
@scottydog6713 9 часов назад
americas crumbling economy means we no longer have random ass guys making trash content, way fewer folks can afford to do that with the poverty level and how many folks now have double jobs. we now outsource that labor to overseas content mills who make even worse content for a much larger profit. we have a content creator vacuum in the usa
@bigpenie8191
@bigpenie8191 13 часов назад
dude holy moly his head IS SOOOOOO SHINY😟😀
@omoriiboy_
@omoriiboy_ 15 часов назад
bro shout out mike
@omoriiboy_
@omoriiboy_ 16 часов назад
im subbed to jarvis gold, but i dont have any of his other socials. does anybody who has them know why he hasnt been posting here? hes active on the gold channel so its weird he hasnt posted here in 8 months lmao
@raemha6437
@raemha6437 16 часов назад
Silent mike is the mvp 🫡
@jjhill947
@jjhill947 16 часов назад
we need the update now that he has a restraining order
@queenbey6678
@queenbey6678 17 часов назад
Meta must have been the inspo fir the show Uploads. Horizons, the headset, the virtual community is all similar
@madsstokes
@madsstokes 18 часов назад
The cut to Griffin McElroy screaminf made me spit water.
@user-my2gb7dm1e
@user-my2gb7dm1e 18 часов назад
im 99999% sure that these vids r dubbed with english and the scirpt was google translated
@paytonbostwick2899
@paytonbostwick2899 18 часов назад
wait until you hear 03 kids are turning 21
@kylesmith2959
@kylesmith2959 19 часов назад
KUBZ AND JARVIS, we need this collab.
@BenjaminWillard-hs7km
@BenjaminWillard-hs7km 19 часов назад
I know this was 2 years ago but I want to say the impact it has had on schools. So in my school there are 3 bathrooms: none have mirrors, or soap dispensers and one has a missing stall door. The sinks barely work and in the boys locker room there is a puddle of mystery liquid where 3 urinals should be. Also the one stall in said locker room also doesn’t have a door. Somebody help it’s been multiple years and none of it has been replaced im not sure if its because the budget but also the teachers have a separate restroom so the admins might not even know about it. I do fucking tired of it because after I use the restroom and touch the dirty ass probably a little poop smeared handle all I get it a trickle of water to watch my hands because some jackass stole all the equipment
@OneRedYesterday
@OneRedYesterday 20 часов назад
19:54 uhm his names REMY(but emiles better anyway)
@retrojupiter.
@retrojupiter. 20 часов назад
jackie chan😈
@MRT408
@MRT408 20 часов назад
Brian is a weird guy to begin with.
@Aphrodite-The-God
@Aphrodite-The-God 20 часов назад
*”I never reveal my secrets”* 💀
@ethanstoltzman8421
@ethanstoltzman8421 21 час назад
I remember seeing a kid trying to steal something and just slapping their hand. I got in trouble but the thingie didn't get taken
@livewiki341
@livewiki341 21 час назад
L take. Go watch the podcast yourself and form your own opinion. Bro just picked out a clips that make Brian seem like smooth brain misogynist.
@little.3870
@little.3870 21 час назад
It's so weird seeing this stuff when there aren't any podcasts like this targeting men.
@midnight_audios
@midnight_audios 21 час назад
Nooo I am liturgy eating chips why would you do this to me Jarvis!
@LeySofa
@LeySofa День назад
I really want to know who the „okay“ woman is
@EmilyNaumer
@EmilyNaumer День назад
I’ve been one of these menial employees for five years now. I was on tiktok when this went down. How the fuck did I miss this entirely…
@rosykindbunny1313
@rosykindbunny1313 День назад
They could've taken a child to see any movie, but they chose Where the Crawdads Sing. Not only does that movie suck in my opinion, but it is not for children at all.
@user-jh9dc4ej4s
@user-jh9dc4ej4s День назад
It baffles me how those whatever dudes have so many followers, the misogyny disguised as dialogue is just 🤮 fu€k!ng incels.
@snailofkale
@snailofkale День назад
wish the gay potion just made him normal
@shmoney0
@shmoney0 День назад
I miss Jarvis’ gap ngl
@DragonslayerPS3
@DragonslayerPS3 День назад
Before he spills his drink, he's waving the damn thing around like a flag
@daftoptimist
@daftoptimist День назад
….Cheese sauce would be great on mashed potatoes.
@Beefy-xd8dg
@Beefy-xd8dg День назад
What if 123 go and woohoo and troom troom are all in the same universe on the same planet
@leedex
@leedex День назад
Looks like they hired the Nintendo Wii Sport programmers for the Metaverse 😂
@TEXfrowg
@TEXfrowg День назад
When my best friend found out im bi, i found out that people actually think this is how gay people act, and immidiently started avioiding me out of fear i was going to do something to him.
@triceratops3
@triceratops3 День назад
thats horrible, tbh i think you dodged a bullet there if he couldn't understand that your sexuality does not determine who you are, or how you act
@PrimataFalante
@PrimataFalante День назад
I was almost convinced the first video would end with the boy giving away his dirty-old-smelly PS4 to some poor kid who held a sign saying "I need a video game, any console would help", and than being rewarded with a PS5 (I mean, it's all that was missing to empty all the slots on the inventory and finish all the quests).
@beanfroggie9890
@beanfroggie9890 День назад
In second grade, i accidentally stole books because my friend said they were hers and i was borrowing them. When i found out, me in all of my second grade wisdom decided to BURY THEM IN MY BACKYARD??? Anyways then my dad found them and made me pay for them and also notified my teacher. Moral of the story, dont BURY A TEACHERS BOOKS IN YOUR BACK YARD.
@bingpot967
@bingpot967 День назад
I laughed way to hard at the 'welcome back' joke
@sleepingagain365
@sleepingagain365 День назад
sarah is so adorable :)
@nethercat2459
@nethercat2459 День назад
Child me found the plot of this movie so confusing but the songs were fire
@coolz123123
@coolz123123 День назад
This is what I mean, whether it is the w/e postcode or fresh and fit or groups such as yourself. You guys all have some good points and some sht ass degenerate points. The whole fit check and rating yourself thing is crazy and it’s the weirdest thing that they do in my onion. The whole sleeping with women and then calling women names for doing the same is also insanity. On the other hand, you wanting a serious relationship and wanting to set boundaries that will most definitely reduce situations that could lead to problems, how is that an issue? You not wanting your partner to go to clubs and bars, how is that an issue? The only issue here is if the clubs and bars is a priority for your partner and then you try to change that … then yes it’s an issue. Never try to force someone to change when they don’t want to. I don’t care about the million of women that go to clubs and bars and I don’t sit here thinking whether they’re bad or good people as it is none of my business, but I sure as well will only be serious with someone that doesn’t go clubbing or bar - I am not interested in them and they are not interested in me and that sure will be a deal breaker and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. The issue at hand isn’t people like me, it’s people that are blind to what they want and later in life regret the decisions they make just because they didn’t think things through … great example is the blue haired Destiny
@Hyperbolic_G
@Hyperbolic_G День назад
When I was a teenager, we had Teen Court which was essentially metacourt, but it was for actual offenders. Any minor that committed an offense could choose to have their sentence stricken from their record by attending teen court and completing whatever the teen jury sentenced them to (minimum 20 hrs community service, an essay, a fee, etc etc). We could be the bailiff, defense or prosecuting attorney, or a jury member. It was fun as fuck and a fantastic way to meet girls from different schools.
@fntthesmth423
@fntthesmth423 День назад
Honestly unironically expect this season of the batchlorette to become useful for historians in 100 years to understand people's mindsets during the pandemic
@StrangerOnTheInternet-xk7bx
@StrangerOnTheInternet-xk7bx День назад
20:30 why does he have two left hands?
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy День назад
This video is so stressful to me. The fact that he just REFUSES to remind himself of what the products are or how they work, and his ADHD is like on max settings and I say that as someone who also has ADHD. He didn't even check he was purchasing the correct product even though it was an obvious "too good to be true" price. The way he was trying to pull open a screw top lid.... dropping ice all over the place...
@Katikis6996
@Katikis6996 День назад
I did not expect old Jarvis’s front teeth to be connected via blue tooth
@littlefrog5825
@littlefrog5825 День назад
Those kids dang core strength to go from laying down to on there feet is immaculate.
@PpP-dr1od
@PpP-dr1od День назад
For every guy out there that thinks not being eligible for the draft is one way women have it easier than men, please take like 5 minutes to Google _why_ women aren't eligible. The rule exempting women from the draft was made because at the time women couldn't serve in combat. Not only was that rule was made by men, but we also haven't had a draft in over 50 years. After that last draft, the rule excluding women was challenged in court, and was affirmed by the Supreme Court because, again, the draft was for filling combat roles and women couldn't legally serve in combat at the time of the ruling. If the rule was challenged again, it'd likely be overturned, which would barely affect anyone because again, WE HAVEN'T HAD A DRAFT IN OVER 50 YEARS.
@superloser5987
@superloser5987 День назад
I’m sorry, I just want to gush about seeing Jay in a Jarvis Video. Am I a few years late? Yes, yes I am.