Despite this dogs serious social issues, I dont believe he believes hes being mean to anyone. He just got xonditioned to think that the way the dog acts is normal. Its sad. Funny. Odd. Interesting. Most of all, inspiring that Mr. Bubz has more people caring for him as a dog than many old folks and or grandparents have with their grandchildren or even their own children. Damn it. Im back to being sad, despite how happy I am for Mr. Bubz's support system.
First, observe the colour of the belly. Pink that is reminiscent of the finest, most exquisite strawberry Hubba Bubba. Then, peruse the cylindrical body. It is not perfectly round, as though it were an overstuffed tortilla. Hence, the astute monicker of "bubblegum burrito".
