If you shrink, imagine how long it would take you to read regular sized paperwork. Turn pages, or even climb up to wherever it is and get to it before being mistaken for a roach and then SPLAT!!
For the South Park shit, you’d have to pretend your wife is beautiful if she’s 350 lbs? Everyone should care about pretending that’s healthy it’s like saying oh wow, that heroin adict looks so beautiful with those scraps and fent stare