Do you know why dinosaurs became extinct? That's because their front feet are too short to applaud your beautiful paintings, which is why they became extinct. After I saw your painting, I spiraled 360 degrees up to the sky, and then spiraled down 360 degrees. I kowtowed to you three times, and then I punched through the wall of my neighbor's house in excitement, and invited my neighbor to watch your painting. He was so excited that he flew up to Mount Everest with me
