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Комментарии
@gabewhite6943
@gabewhite6943 Час назад
This has me thinking. What could have possibly caused us and other animals to evolve into having one offspring at a time? Like in evolution bone reconfiguration is more viable and will always take hold better than full on cellular level changes so it makes more sense for humans to have gotten wider bone structure and kept up the count instead of dropping to one at a time. What I’m trying to convey is that this could be evidence of many different animals having evolved societies in the far past plentiful enough for evolution to force a lower birth rate. We aren’t even there yet. Was there a sea mammal empire at one point? Is there one right now???? Tbh it’s more likely to explain that we’re evolving down a bad path at the moment but let’s stay optimistic.
@pitekamonu
@pitekamonu 3 часа назад
love how he nenns the cereals "diabets"
@Waltitude
@Waltitude 3 часа назад
Funny. You forgot the GOAT of milk.
@ajaxmk69
@ajaxmk69 4 часа назад
Thanks bro needed that
@SpaceLemon.
@SpaceLemon. 7 часов назад
I have heard that milk is just modified blood, so do with that what you will.
@dannyboichavez1641
@dannyboichavez1641 8 часов назад
Pesky Bee
@Hyraethian
@Hyraethian 9 часов назад
I love cheese, basically worship it.
@realkingofantarctica
@realkingofantarctica 9 часов назад
93.1% of channel subscribers are human. The demographic is way off.
@realkingofantarctica
@realkingofantarctica 9 часов назад
If aliens had arrived on Earth in the 1990's, they would have thought our human religion and social hierarchies were based around who does and doesn't have milk.
@agony-4-hope725
@agony-4-hope725 10 часов назад
Yeah, humans are scary scifi monsters. Most of the foods they eat are worthless due to toxins and disease to anything non-human. The worst part is not knowing if a product is of human make until ingested thanks to humans processing their foods to "look, smell, and taste just like the real thing".
@PhillipMadden-uk4fy
@PhillipMadden-uk4fy 11 часов назад
They seem so dry😂😂😂
@Yvzpf
@Yvzpf 14 часов назад
I'm watching this right now zonked out on caffeine and I actually feel like an alien I'm so confused Maybe I should have added more of that milk stuff in my psychoactive bean btoth I mean broth
@sisyphusrex4153
@sisyphusrex4153 17 часов назад
Oh, that’s what these things are. I have two of these “cats”, however I am still no closer to figuring out why.
@L33TNINJ4Grrl
@L33TNINJ4Grrl 17 часов назад
One may milk an oat, one may milk a goat.
@Chainrayen
@Chainrayen 20 часов назад
Where the hell is the milkman when you need him?
@beaneater4277
@beaneater4277 22 часа назад
I can’t go a day without some psychoactive bean broth 🤤🤤
@Lightning_Fox
@Lightning_Fox День назад
these are fun
@psycholaw4394
@psycholaw4394 День назад
'choose to be tortured for a million years, but have my memory wiped every single day' Demon every single time: This is you're first day of torture
@Bernd69420
@Bernd69420 День назад
There are some who cannot process milk. We do not consider them human.
@Bernd69420
@Bernd69420 День назад
Do not be fooled by their lies. They do not in fact deserve human rights as they lack the basic ability to tolerate the lactose found in milk.
@car-keys
@car-keys День назад
bro forgot to explain what an animal is
@MarsterTigermus
@MarsterTigermus День назад
To milk an oat you make it wet, then squeeze till dry again.
@Ayrum
@Ayrum День назад
Started good and ended awfully. Just rename the video to "Trying to explain milk to gen-z kids but eating more weird mushrooms with each minute of the video"
@bungercolumbus
@bungercolumbus День назад
I could easily become a vegetarian. I love milk. But becoming a vegan is... Impossible for me. If there is one thing I really cannot lose in thsi world is anything related to milk.
@Marqan
@Marqan День назад
I love how coffe is bean broth and chocolate drink is bean paste, but a "waffle" is so universal that it needs no explanation.
@DracoDragon-135
@DracoDragon-135 День назад
Last word…💀
@timrudd3318
@timrudd3318 День назад
Well. I am impressed. +1 subscriber
@timrudd3318
@timrudd3318 День назад
That was off the wall. Love it
@gamagames4311
@gamagames4311 2 дня назад
Explain brain rot content to an alien.
@Mimirai
@Mimirai 2 дня назад
Aliens left the chat.
@adthe_
@adthe_ 2 дня назад
I am an alien who has been wondering this for a while, thank you
@kakahass8845
@kakahass8845 2 дня назад
Fun fact: If you like the taste of blue cheese you'll also enjoy the taste of feet since the bacteria that give blue cheese its flavor are the same ones in feet.
@Hahahahaaahaahaa
@Hahahahaaahaahaa 2 дня назад
White people assuming aliens are going to talk to them first...
@darkranger116
@darkranger116 2 дня назад
im not gonna lie i think aliens visit our planet for the honey
@goodbye_galaxy
@goodbye_galaxy 2 дня назад
I have a video about honey mustard that might appeal to them.
@senmem9134
@senmem9134 2 дня назад
me trying to give myself schziophrenia
@rocks4brainzz
@rocks4brainzz 2 дня назад
I’m really hoping for a video on an object that doesn’t exist and is completely made up, would be funny
@rocks4brainzz
@rocks4brainzz 2 дня назад
That explanation of the term “magic” was honestly really good
@alexcaffri9091
@alexcaffri9091 2 дня назад
soil is actually mostly rotten dust not wet dust although the exact amounts vary by soil composition
@alexcaffri9091
@alexcaffri9091 2 дня назад
I mean,,, a lot of the best cheeses aren't cows milk cheeses but yeah its still freakin weird.
@unlomtrash
@unlomtrash 2 дня назад
Underrated video
@catbjorndestroyerofworlds8108
@catbjorndestroyerofworlds8108 2 дня назад
lets use this video to start a petition to make all milk human milk
@birb9799
@birb9799 2 дня назад
i thought this said asian
@jonah-b7k
@jonah-b7k 2 дня назад
"So we keep animals perpetually pregnant so we can continue nursing into adulthood..."
@totally_not_a_bot
@totally_not_a_bot 2 дня назад
Rain is water. Hail is Jawbreakers, but ice. Sleet is rain, but frozen.
@thatonellamawhoissoobsesse8138
So fun :>
@pepsidoggy
@pepsidoggy 2 дня назад
extremely informative and funny! please keep up the content!
@Thromnabular
@Thromnabular 2 дня назад
Friendly reminder that 70% of the global population is lactose intolerant and that cheese is a strange concept to some Asian cultures
@swampfire6600
@swampfire6600 3 дня назад
what is this "mustard" substance you spoke of at the end
@Datamatias
@Datamatias 3 дня назад
This is one of the best things
@8393Robertrex
@8393Robertrex 3 дня назад
2:09 indeed But nothing. Beats choccy milk
@BananaJo8633
@BananaJo8633 3 дня назад
imngl we use milk for a lot of shit and I didn't even realise