Bro was trying to be a supportive friend and caught a stray.

What's funny is being autistic we mask so hard to at least past for normal that hearing someone do the reverse makes me want to wish the internet didn't exist

i was expecting a " hi gay i'm dad " joke

People should not be nice to people to get something but should be nice because were all people with feelings

I eat more vegetables than anyone in my family 😂 I’m eating vegan level of veg but with meat hahaha. Now they are the picky eaters to me haha

I have a friend and he doesn’t eat any vegetables and also doesn’t use condiments!! No sauce!!! DUDE JUST RAW DOGS EVERYTHING 😂 his 26 I didn’t eat veg or drink water into I was 16 once I started working out and fighting my body just reprogrammed it self and demanded water and veg 😂 now I only drink water or herbal tea nothing els

Bruh yeah the second margherita is a real margherita. You don't have tomato slices on a proper margherita - but also those pizza makers f-d up

Idk why I thought it was a brother and a sister-

This might be a psycological way of his brain telling him "Something is going on in your head and this is the only way to convey that to people with the authority to help because you dont understand or dont know something is wrong." Of course, this doesnt mean what hes doing is okay if thats not the case and hes just cpying behaviours. Either way, he may need to go to a psycological professional of some kind to find out if this is attention-seeking or his brain telling him something or anything along those lines.

Is it just me or is this kind of like the thing where people who watched videos of people faking tics would develop tic like symptom’s as a subconscious response?

good ending

I first thought his friend was gay but then i thought the "woman" is transgender

Daym not a single rest day wtf

so basically he got cucked and was cool with it...

Bro failed as a parent

Made me smile. Good on you

Hi gay, im dad. I love you, son. Thats it.

Did he cut his arm off

I kick balls for one boy😊

To be clear: The grunt was more of an "i hear you". The _burgers_ were an "i love you too".

So... the boss gets faster responses than some no name employee? *I wonder why that is.*

I’m a female but if I were a male I would’ve looked away and said for her to button up

W wing man

Good dad to accept him

The grunt wasn't man speak for I love you... it was the burgers😂😂

Wearing a sweater in 90 degree weather and constantly checking behind me when I walk my dog at night.

bruh that is how eat pizza

If i was bros friend I wouldn't know what to say to that 😂😂😂

They don't have axe's on buses. Cap

Normal to women but mind blowing to men? Going to the ER and having everything dismissed as hormones or pms. Being undiagnosed and dismissed when trying to bring up an issue at a doctors office. God forbid you’re actually sick. I could go on a five hour rant about it

Hope he learned his lesson! It’s nice to come across stories like this when making my own Reddit videos for my channel! Hope his life is back on track!

My dad was extremely homophobic when I was growing up, so coming out felt like the scariest shit ever. When I did, he cracked a joke about me having a secret boyfriend and told me he loves me and doesn't care who I date, as long as they make me happy

It's the cheeseburgers that's has me dying. That's emotionally stunted behavior for I love you buddy.

Bro wtfffff everyday 😂fkkk that idc if is 40 a hr i need at least a day or 2 a week n if everyday maybe a sessional thing 😂

What didn't she do what everyone else does and cc her boss on email conversations? Oh, wait... its Reddit, its probably fake.

When my brother in law came out of the closet my husband said, well took you long enough

And if anyone asked why the stick was there, "We needed more support because the tower was tall." 😂😂

Don't get me wrong, as teenagers, we all made dumb mistakes driven by the uncontrollable hormones. But, at 16, with time to think, how could you make something so stupid?

OP is a huge asshole. Tommy, a good employee, takes one day off, and immediately gets fired. Then, OP humiliates Tommy LITERALLY just for fun. If your employees think the only way they can get a day off is to call out sick, then expect them to do that every so often. You suck, man.

I hope he treats that wife like the winner that she is!!!! He has his job because of her.

“Dad I’m gay” “Me too son”

Hi i think im gay, im dad

Some people do that no matter your sex.

that is psycho

Sup pin me pls😊

Ad that to list of reasons i dont want kids

What’s goood

ARFID IS STRONG IN THESE COMMENTS‼️‼️‼️ same guys

the best response would be "hi gay, I'm dad"

Thats a great dad. Idk how parents dont know. How do u not know ur kids gay? Sometimes it is hard to tell but when ur son runs around like a disney princess....u can kinda tell. I was a huge tom boy. Im surprised they didnt at least wonder.