All Gear No Idea is Aotearoa’s first ever free diving social first series led by three Māori amateur divers who have all the gear and no idea.
Season 3 is kicking off in November with the breethas Apirana Pewhairangi, Patukino Williams and Tiraariki Wiliams.
From Coromandel to Invercargill, we're ready to put our best flipper forward with more adventures, more laughs, a top notch sponsor @OceanHunterSpearfishingNZ and a full catch bag of content! 👀🔥
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All Gear No Idea is created by @mahitahiagencynz and Funded by Te Māngai Pāho
Thank you for the inspiration. Me? I’m an Idiot (A parody based on Monty Python’s I’m a Lumberjack) Lead: I’m an idiot and that’s ok. I believe the lies media vomit out each day. Chorus: He’s an idiot and that’s ok He believes lies media vomit out each day. Lead: Let’s cut down trees. Let’s eat our lunch. Let’s go to the lavatory. Every day let’s go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. Chorus: We cut down trees. We eat our lunch. We go to the lavatory. Every day we’ll go shopping and have buttered scones with tea. We’re all idiots and that’s ok. We believe the lies media vomit out each day. Lead: I cut down trees, breathe wildfire smoke Bulldoze wild fields of flowers What bugs me most is watching Men dress up like me ma. Chorus: He cuts down trees, breathes wildfire smoke Bulldozes fields of flowers What bugs him most is watching Men dress up like his ma?… (As in the original, the Chorus fidgets and looks nervous, but resumes heartily on the refrain) We’re all idiots and that’s ok. We believe wha media vomiteaches up each day. Lead: I cut down trees, pollute the land, the oceans and the sky. I’m living large for right now. The rest of life can die. Chorus: He cuts down trees, pollutes the land, the ocean and the sky. He’s living large for right now. The rest of life can die…? (As in the original skit during this last bit the Chorus begins to breaks down, using questioning, agitated, raised voices but in this version turns and accosts the lead singer) If you like the parody, feel free to share
Meitaki Ma'ata brothers. Awesome mahi 🙏. Im very thankful to have stumbled apon your guys channel to see yous have connected to both yours and our motherland. Nga mihi kia kotou katoa. Really inspired by this. Aroha from Southland Invercargill.
Kia ora bro’s Chur mean. I’ve just started my te reo journey as a 51 yr old born in raro but brought up in Aotearoa since I was a baby never been back but hope to as I’ve got whanau over there like my older brothers. Loving your mahi showing our cultures with pride and encouraging us old dogs that weren’t brought up with our reo to learn our culture and language. Ngā mihi nui ki a koutou
