melissa..

How the heck does a team logistically score 20 goals in 10 minutes? That's a goal every 30 seconds.

This guy would probably get cancelled these days but remember it's not by real people, 99% of them are bots all talking to each other with 5 green and purple haired losers complaining about not enough people like them are in marvel and star wars movies but yet never watch those movies.

Her sad bean eyes always get me

That's bob from bob's burgers

...MELISSA.

My ex used to love this show back in the day. I just fell asleep during it. In my middle age now I appreciate it more. This and King of the Hill.

I just look at away an imagine Archer is the coach. He would still say the same shit except he would have a drink in his hand.

2 goals a minute. How good was the other team just to get the ball down field that fast

That last "ok" from Melissa almost made me start crying omg stop talking to her like that

😄

McGuirk looks so dejected in the last frame

He sounds like Archer. Same actor?

Is that Bob’s Burgers?

Look T the UFC...jiu jitsu is a huge part of it....use judo too... you could literally kill a man with a scarf hold, laying on him for 20 minutes

The most martial arts I can teach you and not get in trouble.

Now listen up... everyone showed up and I'm proud of that.

It's called a scarf hold.....the only way to get out of it is to slip your head under their shoulders.

It's the closet thing I can teach you guys to actually martial arts....

I mean mister fuckin English teacher wants to see Roman wrestling....I'm telling youto get the jiu jitsu submission or the judo hold.... just don't let em dart under your shoulder.

Jiu jitsu is real fuckin simple! I don't know why your making it hard....you can end the fight with a submission.....judo...just get a scarf hold....hole em for 30 seconds....simple sport.

To win state championship, just sit on top of your opponent and take the arm....arm bar it's real. Simple....now shut up....

Take the mount and hit em with an arm bar or key lock...way of the fucin samurai

As a PE coach...Roman wrestling Is gay.... use jiu jitsu or judo...

Roman wrestling is gay.... pull a Kimura arm bat or key lock.

Be a fuckin man for 5 minutes of your life... use jiu jitsu or judo..

Be a fuckin man for 5 minutes of your life and take the mount... hit em with a key lock or an arm bar..fuck the rules...I'm trying to teach you about life.

Just be a man for 5 minutes of your life... take the rear naked choke... pit your hooks in and take the RNC....

I wanna be a PE coach....when it comes to wrestling just choke em the fuck out out....use jiu jitsu or judo... we don't do that gay high-school prescribed shit...it's a 5 minute round...just be a man for 5 minutes of your life...

Communists against woke...

He’s always mad at Melissa!😂

The older I get the more I learn to love this show... It's like the wrinkles in my skin are a badge of courage.

At least he stopped before getting too mean against her

watching these clips makes one realise that Mcguirk was a complete jerk to Melissa for no good reason.

thats about one goal every 30 seconds on average. no wonder he was frustrated

...Melissa!

Melissa!

Damnit Archer

It's a mistake to quit or have a rule that forfeit the game if your losing to a certain amount of points. It's a great opportunity for experience for the players.

Hooraay! :D

I love how Coach decided to keep them a compliment to cheer them up

That old Adult Swim logo brings back memories

*melissa.*

continued the first game would have lost 100 goals? lmao i wanted to see that.

it's like losing a game of battleship without getting a single hit

All these comments are from so long ago, I’ve stumbled upon a gem here I think. Miss this show, loved watching it, was really good overall

Sheldon Keefe after The Maple Leafs don't get a goaltender at the trade deadline.

This sounds weird but I find it funny when coach Mcguirk piles on and yells at melissa

I love that the bench in the background isn't even finished, they got majority done and pushed the episode.

He is being a jerk here but at least he eased of once he realized he was being mean.