I am Quiet Rage, the Warriors analyst with a bad attitude. If you're looking for some videos to poke fun at Warriors or call out the series's bullshit, then you've come to the right place! Please don't misunderstand, most of what I say is in good humor: when I am truly being critical, I'll let you know. I also put Warriors names, quotes, and phrases through bad translators in my mini-series, "Badly Translated Warriors"! Come on down and visit the quirky hamlet, Maple Shade Township! Not enough cute cat videos on the internet? Then check out my videos on the everyday shenanigans of my cat, Mistystar!
0:14 Listen, all I'm saying is that even the Joker doesn't tussle with the IRS. They can get blood out of a rock better than any vampire. If tax collectors can take down Al Capone, then I'd be scared of having one chasing after me too.
It’s honestly extremely creepy that people ship Fire and Spotted and Bluestar and Thrushpelt, but not, say, Dove and Tiger. The main problem most people have with Dove and Tiger is the age gap, which isn’t huge, mind you, compared to the age gaps between the two above mentioned ships. Bluestar was a kit when Thrushpelt was a warrior, and, for those who don’t know, Thrushpelt and Tawnyspots are littermates, for those who even remember Tawnyspots from Bluestar’s Prophecy. Boom! Huge age gap right there. I will also put forth Thistleclaw, famous for his role in the above mentioned book and for his creepy pedophilia in Spottedleaf’s Heart. Creepiest bit here? Spottedleaf was not only older than Darkstripe (despite what Graypaw said in Into The Wild) AND Tigerclaw, but she was the same age as Thistle in that book, and in a similar position of power when she supposedly “fell in love” with Firepaw. Essentially, she was repeating what had happened to her, on Firepaw, only she didn’t get very far. Disgusting, right? That is why, I hate Spottedleaf, and think people need to calm down when judging age gaps in Warriors
Fun fact (maybe not, cuz I will be bringing up Spottedleaf’s Heart) Spottedleaf and Firepaw had the exact same age gap and power dynamic as Thistleclaw and Spottedpaw. Gross
@@Bettermicrowave No I'm serious, Feral Ghouls are literally undead humans that are a danger to everyone around them it's self preservation if anything.
1:11:50 Uhm so even more ironically the two options that were the worst ones were the ones that got picked, and the super editions they got were terrible too
In my opinion mapleshade shouldn't be in the dark forest in the first place, i hate what the other cats did to my girl and i hate when people hate her just for killing them and forgetting what happened to this poor woman 💔 im sick and tired of people hating on someone who had a very hard life 💔😢 i will never hate mapleshade NEVER i love her with all of my heart and soul ❤ she deserves better
As an aroace nonbinary person who wants nothing to do with kids, I hate when people think I want kids. I am going to be a (pibling? I dislike the term) because of my little sister who is obsessed with baby dolls and probably is going to have them.
Kinkajou really had no emotional stake in the fight against Darkstalker. It would have been so much better if Moonwatcher did it, or Winter, or Turtle, or Anemone or the freaking protagonist QIBLI! And I also think Darkstalker should eaten the strawberry willingly, but again, my main gripe is how a comic relief side character is the one to deal the final blow.
He's clearly a JoJo character trapped by a stand ability and unable to do anything, hell the rest of this video just shows how much of a JoJo spinoff this game truly is. XD
I kinda like your random XD videos lately especially your fallout ones still hoping for a new warriors video though especially with all the uh new developments honestly if i didn't onow better i would say post nuclear war clans is the thing the series is gonna try .... Yeah honestly seeing that would kinda be cool
In the underdark when u fight the hook-horrors and they call for reinforcements he yells "CAN SOMEONE SHUT THIS OVERSIZED CHICKEN UP?" THis has to be my favourite
@@MeenaAshido You just have to fight the hook horros in the sussur tree tp in the underdark 😅 When you get Baelen from the bibberbang shrooms and climb up you initiate the fight on the left with the hook horror. Everytime I have Astarion with me he yells this xD
Astarion hates when people laugh so I gave him Tasha's Hideous Laughter...now every time we fight he has to listen to people laugh their arses off honestly though, this is why I always have him on my team...when we need a quick pick-me-up we can always use some of his dumb, sassy dialogue question though...what in the hells was that Godey insta-kill!? For me he has powerful ranged attacks but FOUR critical hits!? Man, I need some of that...
