I am Emma Leviathan, the first wife of Satan, and I am cursed to Purgatory.

Here's what happened:
I married Satan and we had a plan to steal all of God’s Souls together. I loved being his trophy wife, but then I discovered TikTok and that app convinced me that I was a strong independent Succubus who didn’t need Satan to rule the underworld. Plus, can you believe that Satan was kind of mean? Horrible to live with, always had so much of a doom and gloom attitude and never wanted to do anything anymore.

So I asked him for a divorce. Can you believe that Big Meany Pants would only grant me a divorce if I learned my wifely duties? So he trapped me on Earth. He said that I wasn’t a good submissive wife and that he would let me back in Hell once I learned to cook, clean, look pretty, and be pleasant.

I tried doing it his way for a while, but all it got me was banned on TikTok. So now, working with the Old-Lady Spirit trapped in the house, I'm reading Tarot cards.