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Hey guys I'm Soma Julius Cruz and welcome to Soma Julius Cruz Productions! The first video that was uploaded to this channel was in 2009 and it was about a game called Noby Noby Boy! Since then I uploaded multiple playthroughs etc. Fast forward to the year 2015 when I uploaded my first detractor video! It was This is how you DON'T play Ninja Gaiden 3. The viewers loved it so much that they demanded more khantent and ever since then that's what I've been doing. A detractor was born that day and ever since then I've uploaded some amazing khantent with some of my own content here and there! Welcome to the channel and I hope you enjoy your stay!


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@xZippy
@xZippy День назад
I can't stand his copium laugh... Like he's pretending to find everything funny when he's really nervous out of his mind.
@lamarpray5324
@lamarpray5324 День назад
15:50 he didn’t want to admit it but even he was impressed 😂
@psychotic.reaction
@psychotic.reaction 7 дней назад
Ten years later, and we are still puzzled as to WHY he thought it was a good idea to record himself bitching about TF2 servers not working for over five minutes.
@Banesyislazy
@Banesyislazy 8 дней назад
This intro has never failed to crack me up every time.
@PrismVision007
@PrismVision007 10 дней назад
I’m surprised he knows how to use a microwave.
@poopyheadspoop3758
@poopyheadspoop3758 13 дней назад
Did he do a quarter circle back for fireball? He's so ass
@TellYouSomethinMan
@TellYouSomethinMan 14 дней назад
Just give me money!
@Memanruler
@Memanruler 14 дней назад
Bro literally thought the FGC was the same as wrestling. I bet he thinks the matches in Wrestling aren't staged either. Cena just really wanted it more.
@hypershadic661
@hypershadic661 14 дней назад
I... I refuse. I refuse to believe he's spent anything NEAR that much on WWE. HOW? How did he even have that much to spend? Please don't tell me ALL the donations go towards that, as well as most likely some of his wife's earnings. That's genuinely one of the most concerning things I've ever seen. I always thought he was honestly just in a shitty situation financially and really did need donations, but if he's spending that much on a game and then getting upset when he can't pay for his cat's blood work... I genuinely hate this man now. I thought he was just skating by streaming and getting upset. But he has this much money and gambles it away in WWE, then complains to his viewers. I now despise DarkSydePhil.
@Rocksak
@Rocksak 14 дней назад
Yeesh, The amount of self awareness is just craaaaazy. DumbShitPhil Never ceases to amaze me. (Well, in terms of stupidity, anyway...)
@amn1088
@amn1088 15 дней назад
"He didn't deserve it! He didn't react to anything I did!" *DSP proceeds not to react to anything his opponent does and just cries that attacks that can be blocked high or low are impossible to do anything about*
@mottom2657
@mottom2657 15 дней назад
After all these years, DSPig can't still normally interact with people! Your video is still relevant!
@SomaJuliusCruz
@SomaJuliusCruz 15 дней назад
Thank you and this just so happens to be one of my favorite DSP tries it. Well it's a tie between this one and the PC one XD
@technerdgaming9259
@technerdgaming9259 15 дней назад
Documentary by who??
@SomaJuliusCruz
@SomaJuliusCruz 15 дней назад
Joon the King I believe
@Disc023-ps6le
@Disc023-ps6le 15 дней назад
SHE WAS NOT 18 Piglet and YOU KNOW IT. You shouldn't be talking about other peados.
@Keep701
@Keep701 15 дней назад
That super chat really irked him. He didn’t even say a word because he knows the guy is right.
@lastsigil7241
@lastsigil7241 15 дней назад
1:03 HA! I was there when you clipped that.
@SomaJuliusCruz
@SomaJuliusCruz 15 дней назад
lol yeah that was a great moment XD
@DivineOb
@DivineOb 15 дней назад
Phil doesn't know what pariah means. It, of course, means the opposite of what DD was.
@Keep701
@Keep701 15 дней назад
Mr. Valedictorian, everybody.
@miked237
@miked237 15 дней назад
4:12 Piggy doth protest too much…
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
6:41 Phil seems like the kind of conservative stereotype who complains on Facebook about not being able to call people ethnic slurs anymore
@45jacky77
@45jacky77 15 дней назад
He's no conservative. What conservative is willing to live in one of the most liberal states in the US?
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
@@45jacky77 I know he's not an actual conservative the joke is that he's what a far-left nutjob thinks a conservative is like
@Keep701
@Keep701 15 дней назад
Oh 100% he wishes he could. He laments on how “you can’t say certain things anymore!” No doubt he’s referring to his edgy 13 year old humor.
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
6:39 So you're not upset that you said those horrible things you're upset that you can't say them anymore due to fear of being canceled got it
@KimSamaVideos
@KimSamaVideos 3 дня назад
Even back then companies wouldn't sponsor a toxic person
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
4:30 And there's the hat
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
4:25 You know Phil considering the fact your often compared to a nazi telling someone to "go burn up" was not the best choice of words you could've made
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
4:25 WOAH PHIL WHAT THE FUCK
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
4:07 Phil you defended cuties on twitter shut the hell up
@Disc023-ps6le
@Disc023-ps6le 15 дней назад
😮forgot about that. Ill remind him next time he's live 🤪👊🏻
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
3:14 And Phil is going act like a holier than thou asshole while having no self-awareness what so ever
@jacksullivan4741
@jacksullivan4741 15 дней назад
3:01 Holy shit the lack of self-awareness is astounding
@mash2481
@mash2481 15 дней назад
Never understood why people would send a multi millionaire money just for streaming a video game
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 15 дней назад
I cant understand why people would pay money for something that brings them entertainment. Please don't pretend you think you're different just because you don't give money for bullshit in the exact same way.
@mash2481
@mash2481 15 дней назад
@@codypriceRU-vidAddednumbers lol!! Yeah, I don’t. Guess you like giving your money away to people that don’t need it? Especially when it’s people that make questionable life choices.
@mash2481
@mash2481 15 дней назад
@@codypriceRU-vidAddednumbers lol!! Yeah, I don’t. Guess you like giving your money away to people that don’t need it?
@mash2481
@mash2481 15 дней назад
@@codypriceRU-vidAddednumbers lol!! Yeah, I don’t. Guess you like giving your money away to people that don’t need it? Especially when it’s people that make questionable life choices.
@TheBlackBrickStudios
@TheBlackBrickStudios 15 дней назад
Somewhere in the back of my mind, I knew, without even needing to acknowledge it, that Dave would use the DrDiddler situation for clout, and somehow make it all about him... The cycle continues anew.
@Disc023-ps6le
@Disc023-ps6le 15 дней назад
Anything to deflect from his past grooming 17 year old kids.
@CODA96
@CODA96 15 дней назад
Imagine spinning the same plate for over a decade now, it must be tiring for him.
@Disc023-ps6le
@Disc023-ps6le 15 дней назад
@@CODA96 he's literally driving himself batshit insane with not being able to keep up with all his lies over the years and dwindling dents bucks. Tis a beautiful thing ACK ACK ACK 🐽💥🇦🇷
@Black_Revue
@Black_Revue 15 дней назад
Phorky is Nervous Bad News Bison and Pigroach getting BODIED Tonight!
@SomaJuliusCruz
@SomaJuliusCruz 15 дней назад
Hey what is up everyone? SJC here with today's DSP tries it! Hope you guys enjoy! As usual don't forget to give the video a like, leave a comment, subscribe for more khantent and check out the links in the description! I'll see you guys later with a new video and or stream!
@peterevans2854
@peterevans2854 17 дней назад
22:40 only scumbags leave mid set. If you trap after taking a handful of Ls I get it… but this. God I am glad Phil suffers.
@jpuc5568
@jpuc5568 17 дней назад
Bitching about lag in fighting games is probably the only legit thing he could complain about I’ll never touch another fighting game due to the shit server structures
@poopyheadspoop3758
@poopyheadspoop3758 17 дней назад
Wait did Phil say he used madcatz sticks? It all makes sense now he's ass and using a bad controller
@themrsauce
@themrsauce 24 дня назад
There are so many things wrong with this, holy shit he is so fucking stupid. Claims to have "built PCs" yet: -Didn't know what the color coded USBs were or what they meant -Didn't know that video editing relies more on RAM -Still records with his camera despite having FRAPS open (fucking idiot) To top it all off, the 3K lemon PC didn't recognize the GPU, he probably plugged his monitor into the integrated graphics slot or some stupid shit. Plus on the first PC, the 8 GB of RAM out of 16 implies that one of the sticks isn't inserted properly; someone with expertise like the ones he touts should know how to fix that ptroblem. What personally kills me is that he's opening up his PC on a carpet while wearing socks; bugged antistatic mechanics could have fried the PC dood. Does he review the PCs he buys before purchasing them? This guy is just a walking, shit spewing embarassment.
@zhayward3190
@zhayward3190 25 дней назад
I know this video is 6 years years old but this shit is hilarious x79 doesn't have Intergrated graphics on the cpu or chipset which means he was just using the gpu without any drivers installed lmfao
@number1enemyoftheuseless985
@number1enemyoftheuseless985 26 дней назад
He says auto-shoot this person..... instead of auto-aim🤣🤣🤣🤣 Phil didn't graduate from 3rd grade👍
@BlotRorschach
@BlotRorschach 26 дней назад
His viewers don't want a rematch because they're done with his shit, not because they pulled a fast one.
@marquesbrinkley1466
@marquesbrinkley1466 26 дней назад
This man is completely drunk and messed up. In every match up when an opponent throws a fire ball he saying that either his jump didn't come out, or he can't block it. The reason why he can't block fire balls is because he's not holding his joystick or button backwards to block it's not that hard dude. I am way better than this kid
@mottom2657
@mottom2657 27 дней назад
59:35 DSPig: I didn't throw! 59:37 DSPig: Whatever, I tried to throw... Pig-Man never fails to amaze!
@SpeedChamp467
@SpeedChamp467 27 дней назад
just find it funny how he admitted the stream was only a success because of that one whale (gametrekker or whatever his name was).
@SomaJuliusCruz
@SomaJuliusCruz 27 дней назад
lol yeah that is pretty funny. Like how is that a win? lmao
@sonicswag90
@sonicswag90 Месяц назад
1:51:01 Punch after pu FUUUUUU-
@mrtimo3822
@mrtimo3822 Месяц назад
Vegeta hairline
@poopyheadspoop3758
@poopyheadspoop3758 Месяц назад
People have been clowning dsp for over 10 years now lmao
@FKATorp
@FKATorp Месяц назад
It takes "talent" to react to game trailers apparently
@moonie630
@moonie630 Месяц назад
Wow. Phil's already salty even before the xbox stream started 😭. You can't make this up 😂
@MetaGamingDojo
@MetaGamingDojo Месяц назад
LOL, I like how dave is trying to tell us to not restream him before the showcase starts.🤣
@zoeadkins9095
@zoeadkins9095 Месяц назад
Didn't even watch it but I'm gonna guess his react to the Xbox showcase was, "Wow, game looks like shit."
@k1n63d
@k1n63d Месяц назад
Phil's pay pigs should begin to withhold money until Phil gets his bottom surgery.
@Black_Revue
@Black_Revue Месяц назад
DSP Hates Xbox but loves Scamming his Dents using their Free Games
@SomaJuliusCruz
@SomaJuliusCruz Месяц назад
Hey what is up everyone? SJC here with today's DSP tries it! Don't forget to give the video a like, leave a comment, subscribe for more khantent and check out the links in the description! Also would be cool if this video could get 100 likes! If we hit the likes goal there will be a special reward...
@Black_Revue
@Black_Revue Месяц назад
Hogan is Phil's Trigger?! Someone got Bad Pulls last week