That knife you like is $200, so do you think it's pretentious now?

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You're so bad at cooking, man.

Another sad attempt at a pizza.

They look very under done.

The names you come up with are sad and creepy.

A burger that has nothing to do with the person's name you are using. Stop bringing your creepy notions on here. Sicko

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Jesus, with all the pizzas you keep making you should manage a Dominos or something. Skimpy.

Did she ask for heartburn? Also, three tall boys in 10 minutes? If anyone cared about you, they'd stage an intervention.

why is it the emma stone burger

Another simple thing anyone can do. Did you wear your helmet when you made this, Dave?

*m e a t b r i c k*

You didn't make those, your mom did.

Dude, that grill looks like something you'd find in a Fallout ruin.

Dave Trump guilty BS go.live

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You need to dock your dough.

Is that pork sausage? Isn't that cannibalism?

I live for this content

Cooking chicken on a nasty grill, sauce is way to thick, and you don't have to heat up dough like that. Dave, your cooking is terrible and you know it.

Hi Dave. 💁🏻‍♀️ In my country those look like a street food called TakoYaki. Octopus balls. A little piece of octopus (Tako) and a “batter” poured into a pan, and cooked like yours.

This can be summed up with "There appears to have been a struggle"

DO YOU SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION DAVE? SCREAMING DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS BURNED!

Looks like you put no effort into like always. You suck Dave.

You once again made something that takes no effort. Pathetic

They look like cow turds. OH WAIT! Dave you are a lolzcow.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pathetic!!!!

We all know the ingredients to "special sauce" 💦

Couldve easily used real garlic

1:40 ...or the milk to curdle.

Hello Dave. Like the recipe. Not sure why the F bomb though. Kind regards.

Looks sooo good! ❤

My meatloaf beats this by 1000%!

Great recipe. I add the milk to the bread crumbs and let them sit for about 20 minutes before adding to the mix. I gotta get one of those loaf pans.

A Back to the Future reference? Whoa I didn't know anyone else knew that cult classic

Why are you compelled to overwork your meat? It makes it disgusting and no one wants anything to do with it.

You're supposed to add the milk to the breadcrumbs to hydrate them. The egg acts as a binder. It's what turns your meatloaf into a meatloaf rather than a giant hamburger patty.

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Just buy the pink spatula you closet job

No. "We" never said goodbye to Paris Hilton. You just wrote her off along with every other woman because of your beta status. Also, you need to rethink that collectively word.

Don't you like capitalism?

Not a fan of paris Hilton, but omg her cookware here looks so freaking cute and really pretty! Ahhh, I can't wait to buy some. I want that heart shaped cups/teaspoons and thermometer and a couple of pink spoons. Though me and dad don't buy kitchenware often, but this is a must buy for me ❤💖😍

You keep saying you love capitalism and then getting mad about capitalism. You're a very confusing person.

Nah she’s hot with all the TikTokers and also she’s doing really good things

So, she's not allowed to exist anymore because we "said goodbye" to her? She's allowed to try and make money, just like anyone else. If you don't want to buy it, just move on. Ugh.

What brand of paper plates do you use Dave?