Birth certificate will have your birthday at any rate

This. Has occurred to me before. And actually my birth certificate says one thing. I was adopted at birth. Much later I found and met my biological mother and she said "no, you weren't born at 3 in the morning. Idc What that birth certificate says. You were born at 8 at night!" So yeah I've got a real hang up about it!

Finally a second comment

… but you didn’t choose Come On Eileen for the music..??!

Why?

u a whole ass adult why u actin like a kid

Together we are stronger miles

as a fellow barista myself, this is hilarious 😂

theres the cheating husband i know!🩷

LOGAN!!!

Monday=25+25=50

LITTERALLY!!! (does anybody else think science is green)

FR

I had to double take, thought you were Austin Butler 😂

The dude who has kids in his basement😂

Bro your driving 💀

team Jess and Logan, but you ate this up.

i mean you still technically went in, so the real answer is wherever you were conceived lol

First!

Love it lol

Which machine is this

How r u not getting like I’m so sorry for you 😢

Aerosol

Someone doesn't play videogames.

I can write with both hands by I prefer to use my right hand 😊

Lefty’s are rare so that includes ME❤

I am one. A left-handed person😂

😂

No wedding ring 🫣

You have a very handsome smile, and eyes, your wife/gf is a lucky lady

Im ambidextrous

Proud lefty over here! Always in my “right mind!”

Im ambidextrous and it truly makes me wonder how people cant write with both hands sometimes

LOGAN ALL THE WAYYYYYY

I HATE MY TALENT OF NEVER FORGETTING THINGS BRUH I HAVE SEEN STUFF I WISH I HAD NEVER SEEN 👹👹👹

😂😱😳

This is true!

happens all the time oh myyyy usually it's so weird shit, but not that weird to the point it couldn't happen irl 😂

Fr

“Dreams always have a meaning” My dreams: 🔥🚧👑😔🗿😇🦷👀👥👨🏻‍🚀🙅🏾🦋

I hate that feeling 😕 Especially if it was a really good dream, like my mother being able to walk again 😢

Fr. I had a dream I fell of a ladder and would never be able to move again. I woke and felt so relieved.

I was happy until you put on that brown beanie.

YESSSS

So does ginger and n-

So what wud u like a medal for it this is bloody old as Mount Horishima 😅😅😅

Cyhi the prynce rap this in a freestyle with LA leakers must watch it

Procura um doutor 😂

Funeral real fun

heres another that : Earth hEart = het ra (each eygptain)