SEDGEWICK Look at me, a ten times Nobel Prize loser! In 1938 I earned my PHD With a masterful hypothesis In colloid chemistry I was getting set to publish When much to my surprise Richard T. Zsigmondy won the Nobel Prize And for what? For work on the heterogeneous nature of colloid solutions! My field! My colloids! In 1949 I thought I had it made: My work in light diffusion Put my colleagues in the shade But then my hopes were shattered By some Hindu in Ceylon They gave the prize in physics To Sir Chandra V. Raman For work in light diffusion the Raman effect! Damn it, it should have been the Sedgwick effect! Revenge, revenge I'll have it on them all No single slight will I forget I'll show no mercy you can bet They'll all get theirs the day I get Revenge That dopey Wolfgang Pauli For his work in fission I used to help that punk With long division And Fermi for his brilliant Neutron system That bum, he wouldn't know a neutron If it kissed him Ah, but the thing that really Drove me to a fury: They gave the prize to Harold Urey The shocking thing about the matter is My heavy hydrogen was heavier than his Revenge, revenge Oh, it will taste so sweet A misanthrope, yes, I might be An outcast of society Think what you like, but just give me Revenge, revenge! It really goes way back My parents hated me You see, my birth surprised them Mom was sixty-three Nanny smelled of Clorox And boarding school was hell I'll show you Dad, and Mom and Nanny And Alfred B. Nobel Revenge, revenge That's all I live for now I'll make them wince and cringe and cry I spit in their collective eye I'll have one thing before I die And I'll have it by destroying the world's symbol of Goodness - Superman! Revenge!
This should’ve started with Farley saying, “(sighs) A glorious morning for a hunt! With the finest of companions: me.” before he laughs and says “Farley, my friend, we are looking good today.” Just saying.
0:01 Tinman: This sure is a creepy place. Lion: Excuse me. This is my home. It ain't creepy. It's terrifying. Me: Oh c'mon. It's just a forest. It's just trees and shadows, dude.
The Whereabouts of Darkness I reach out, but there's one thing I can't reach And that's the pure light that just sparkles Outside my window, the wind blows on the meadow If I were free, I bet I'd run into someone Because of a dream I had on a night train, I journey searching for it I want everything that makes this world colorful I open my eyes, eternal diamonds that command They should shine in the night sky, like stars that never go out That endless darkness Everyone avoids loneliness as they seek power But they don't know what loneliness power brings The Emperor of Darkness expands everywhere The only thing more vast is space You showed me where the darkness is The beautiful battle between light and dark I'll swallow up what I seek and grow I won't forget our love Just live on inside me Now keep on shining The sparkling darkness shine in my eyes I want everything that makes this world colorful I'll swallow up what I seek and grow I won't forget our love Just live on inside me Now keep on shining
Kurayami no Arika Te wo nobashite mo mada todokanu yuitsu no mono Tada KIRAKIRA suru, muku naru hikari Mado no soto nagareru kaze no sougen Jiyuu ni nattara nani ni ai ni hashirun darou Oikakeru tabi wa shinya ressha de mita yume sa Kono sekai wo irodoru, subete ga hoshii Eien no DAIYA shihai dekiru, ore no hirakareta me ga Yozora de mabataki kake-nukeru kienai hoshi no you de areba ii Owaranai kurayami Mina kodoku wo sakete kenryoku wo motomete iku Daga shiccha inai kenryoku no kodoku Doko made mo hirogaru yami no koutei Uchuu to onaji yuiitsumuni no mugendai Kurayami no arika omae ga oshiete iru Utsukushiku tatakau hikari to kage Akogareta mono mo nomi-konde motto ookiku natte iku Ai shita koto wo wasurenai yo Ore no naka de zutto ikireba ii Kagayaki tsuzukero KIRAKIRA no yami ga ore no me, hikaraseteru Kono sekai wo irodoru, subete ga hoshii Akogareta mono mo nomi-konde motto ookiku natte iku Ai shita koto wo wasurenai yo Ore no naka de zutto ikireba ii Kagayaki tsuzukero
Some people ask: "Who won this episode?" To that I say: We all did. The audience, the pianist, Sam, all contestants and most importantly the world for now being better because this song exists.
