William you are so generous as to constantly weigh yourself down with material to give your opponent a chance. It is nice that for the shorts, you prioritise entertainment over the souls of your opponents and take off the extra weight.
William your signature charm and wit is so effective even Time itself is helpless before the endless depths of your piercing gaze and chocolatey voice. You pretend this win on 0.1 seconds was on accident, yet we all know that this was you flirting with Time; and nothing would be able to resist flirting coming from the King of Charm Willy.