I’m Darcey Studios, I Joined RU-vid On January 1st 2021. I make animation videos, Plush Videos, and I have made Wartortle’s Life, Toads Vill, Number Lore, Battle to Quit School, And The Kanto Starters.
Let me break it down: Zoom is better than anything in the entire world-better than anything you’ve ever experienced, better than anything you’ll ever use, period. If you disagree, you’re not just wrong; you’re operating on a level of delusion that explains why your life is falling apart. Let’s be real, Zoom isn’t just a platform; it’s a lifestyle. It’s the ultimate flex, the only thing keeping you connected to any shred of productivity, friends, or family. Without Zoom, you’re practically living in the stone age, while the rest of us are out here thriving with the most reliable, high-quality, and feature-packed video communication tool on the planet. And if you think there’s anything better? Well, that explains why your Rizz is nonexistent, your social life is in the gutter, and you haven’t touched a win in who knows how long. Your L’s are stacking up like a bad habit. Your dad? Yeah, he left you because even he couldn’t bear to be around someone who doesn’t recognize Zoom’s absolute supremacy. So listen, Zoom isn’t just better than other video platforms-Zoom is better than everything. It’s better than your favorite game, your favorite meal, better than your best memory. It’s the apex of human achievement. So if you’re not on Zoom, well, that’s probably why your life is spiraling into a black hole of disappointment and missed opportunities. And I hate to break it to you, but you’ve got no bitches because no one wants to hang with someone whose life choices are that tragic.
