My biochemistry professor always said the liver is the altruistic organ so maybe that has something to do with the whole “I love you” thing. It never made sense to me tho, cause your heart literally never stops pumping for you.
Ordering at Starbucks is the worst! I know there is a way you’re supposed to do it in order (size, hot / cold, milk type, etc) but I can’t do it. Its like speaking a foreign language where you’re suppose to know the verb a,ways comes at the end of the sentence or something. Mobile ordering has been a game changer for me 😂 Love the comedy Zoltan! Looking forward to seeing you in Dallas (or Fort Worth).
Very funny. Even though I have bruised ribs from working on bump and run coverage with my son, I laughed through the pain. It hasn't been a week yet so it is fine.
And yet despite the incredibly slow and leisurely openings to old movies, most of them were much shorter and more concise than movies today Great shows! Wish I could have made it out to one
I can’t believe you didn’t advertise your Kamloops bowling alley gig! You’ll never be closer than that to my town and I missed it. Your material is so fresh and daily there’s no fear of someone ruining your sets by posting them. You do that yourself so regularly it’s wonderful!! Thank you for being my go to happy day maker 😅
This is so cool to watch. I was there the night he taped this. It was rainy outside and blistering cold inside the room. But the man was just simply hilarious. Brought his “A” game.
My grandma was kind of a functioning alcoholic so I've been in numerous bars as a kid but at the same time... I'm completely sober and have always been. If you asked me to make you any drink by name I'd probably fail. But tequila and soda... The ingredients are in the name. The only way you can fail this is too much or too little tequila. Half and half feels strong right? Maybe quarter tequila as a base line? Just guessing.
Zoltan, thanks for being so generous with the videos! You bring so much joy and laughter! Love your comedy and how you're not afraid to share whatever funny thoughts or mishaps happen along the way. Much success to you!
I do not understand why you are not a household name. I don’t generally have “favorites”, but I am confident saying you’re my favorite comedian!! Can’t wait to see you in person.
My family calls them "Critical" days. If you wake up and 3 things have gone wrong in the 1st hour... go back to bed. Edits: I'm drunk all the time! If my wife doesn't have a highball waitin' for me at the door at 5:30 she's gonna take the cane! (none of this is true- leave me alone) It's not Molé bitters, it's mole... they fermented some moles... It's gross, not chocolate. Edit2: Zoltan how the F are you a comedian? Y'ou hate people as much as I do... and I'm a drunk hermit... with WiFi-Duh.
I have a Persian GF and this was so on point!! When I first tried the salt milk her friends all laughed at my reaction. Then I said: "It tastes like licking a 9 volt battery" and had them dying laughing. 😁😁
Amazing hilarious new material and your daily improve that connects to people differently in every city 💜with a good kind heart young man and darling Emma … fun to see how you work on your material … hugs to you both ps I love shady places still at 65.. 😊 Toronto is now on my bucket list !
