THE SECRET TO VEGEMITEAND MAKING IT GOOD Okay, Jake, Johnnie, listen to me carefully: 1. Get bread, toasted is best, and lightly/mid toasted at that. You can also use certain crackers, like Saladas, but toast is best 2. Get LOTS of butter, I mean, smother that thing in butter. Smooth it out though, get an even layer, and not too crazy >:( 3. Get a LITTLE🤏 vegemite, like enough to spread evenly over Johnnie's nipple (yes that little, don't blame me, he's the one who complains abt it being small) 4. Spread over the buttered toast. Unlike the butter, which must be spread thorough and even, the vegemite can be patchy. Just no massive chunks, that shits salty as hell 5. Enjoy as much as you can. You're Americans, so idk if you'll get it but try your gosh darn best You can prolly look up tutorials or reference photos, and don't worry, literally EVERY NON-AUSSIE GETS IT WRONG, IT'S VERY INFURIATING Signed, A Certified Australian (Also, other Australian snacks you should try include Tim Tams, Shapes (definitely pizza and barbeque, also vegemite and cheese if they have it), Caramello Koalas, Golden Gaytimes (an ice cream, but probably a bit rare over in the US, even in a shop like World Mart or whatever) and Solo. Solo doesn't get enough recognition overseas, it's literally the best lemonade there is. Btw love your videos, a huge fan, y'all were my hyper fixation for months
I know they wear cologne but Jake looks like he smells like cigarettes and Johnnie looks like he smells like hairspray and the Halloween section at Walmart ❤
Jake: ow! Johnnie: oW i HuRt mY fInGeR *doesn't care about jake and cares about his finger* Jake: ow *meanwhile jake has a motherfuckin cavity that hurts like a bitch* Johnnie: ow 6:05 😂😂😂😂
