What is hilarious to me is that you think, with your woke mindset, that the film is problematic. When the reality is the fact that you cant take a joke in a comedy is the real tragedy.
This movie changed my life when i was a kid. The music at the time was great, coming off the heads of Grease and (uggh) Grease 2. Your review, though, dang.
1) how on earth don't you have more subs, you're hilarious; 2) I hope you're still planning to make vids, I realize your last one was a year ago, but I love your work! If not I'll just enjoy what is here :)
Your application of modern day sensibilities is more cringey than the jokes you claim to be… your suggested ‘better jokes’ to replace an ‘offensive’ joke (about not wanting to be pillaged) that ‘you’d rather be filled with sea-men (semen)’ is far worse than the tame 80s humor offered. In short, wtf are you on about…? Edit: the helmet under water thing you don’t seem to understand, the lack of a suit? In shallow water this would indeed work. It’s physics my guy. Take a water glass and submerge it in a sink full of water upside down. Does the air hold in place in the cup or does water go rushing in? Exactly.
Great review! This movie sounds on par with the plot lines to all the soft porn played on SkineMax (Cinemax) back in the 90’s. As a pre teen, I only cared about the sex scenes 😂.
After watching SaberSpark's review of this movie and realized it had a 0% RT score, this was literally the most entertaining 0% rated movie I've ever enjoyed (since Kronk's New Groove) after watching the reviews. It was basically everyone's only positive reaction to this movie because how ironic of a dumb movie like this should ever be for it's predictably dumb dated jokes and edgy humor that I was the perfect age to watch this and I always take some good laughs out of everything and that kids wouldn't ever enjoyed, and the animation is literally the best thing of the entire movie which feels compared to like Pixar and Illumination and how nostalgic it looks, the overall story wasn't terrible it just almost feels compared to like The Emoji Movie as I always thought both movies were pretty decent in my opinion, and this movie seems way better than that insane Secret Life of Pets movie combined with UK based elements like in Flushed Away and Gnomeo & Juliet (same writers who worked on this movie), so people say this movie is just bad that it's just too good and it's definitely worth a rewatch 😂😂😂😂 10/10 👍👍👍
Oh wow. 5% scenes 95% seeing your face as you talk 😂 not complaining just stating as a reviewer, not even you wanted to show much footage because of how bad the movie was 😂😂😂
I love the Pirate Movie, which I actually saw in the theater. And you've missed that 'Pumping and Blowing' was also a sex joke. You have to have the right sense of humor for this movie, no question, but I thought it was hilarious. I also loved the pop songs and actually quoted the sappy final number in my high school yearbook.
Yes, this was the infamous movie that both sank a successful franchise and made Michael Caine miss out on accepting his Best Actor Oscar win for Hannah and her Sisters.
This is hands down my favorite cheese movie of all time.. was one of those movies in the 80s they showed like 6 times a day on hbo..i found the soundtrack on cassette at a flea market like 5 years ago and was filled with do much joy... thank you good sir for talking about it..i think this year I'll be going to Halloween as the pirate king... and I'll be hung.. oh i am..i am and very well thank you
"I'm older than the beetles but I'm younger than the rolling stones" is a pun that's always called out for being illogical, but it's not. He's older than bugs but younger than rocks. People instantly think of the bands, which is the joke. But I guess it's not a very good joke if you've gotta explain it.
This movie was awesome. I've loved it for 35 years. But it's not trying to be serious. It's just a weird, silly movie that us Austrians made for a laugh so just take a breath and enjoy it for what it is. 🇦🇺
