$1900 WORTH OF AMAZON RETURNS 

Amazing character development there at the end.

I love James' internally struggling about smashing the record player. It's like a genuine moment of humanity from him

There was so much legit gold in this pallet. Plus Lindsey finding happiness in breaking things was one of the best cc moments.

if it was anyone else James would have destroyed that record player and we all know it.

"You're drunk *again* aren't you?" Ooooh boi

James has grown soft in his old age. Still love him though.

Moralities tested in this one.

They did it. They found the ONE thing James wasn't willing to destroy.

James and Lydnsey are a really good combo in this

James moral choice at the end haha

The way he just dropped the raspberry pi...

“It doesn’t work if your accepting of it”

these two are so fun together ahaha

Fun fact : One of the sides of the jack white album plays backwards, which is probably why lt was making those noises

James is playing heavy rain with that record player

feels like james had actual fun with this one, with lindsey

I stan this friendship. Who else would have stopped James from destroying things without even trying?!

Legit brilliant episode, don’t know what James was on! Lyndsey really having fun smashing then breaking James at the end 😂

I'm pretty sure James is personally funding this bit because he enjoys opening shit so much.

I really enjoy the chemistry between Lindsey & James. It's different and quite refreshing.

Why are Lindsey and James the cutest on screen pair

Legitimately golden episode, lmao. I love James and Aleks, but it’s also cool to see some of the other duos doing some great stuff too. Like Aleks and Alec, Lindsay and James, Brett and anyone really, etc.

James they make those bottles stronger specifically to stop drunks smashing them and using them as weapons, it takes a lot to smash them, and yes you will cut your hand smashing it (not that I've been determined to smash one just for the fun of doing it) Not serious major cuts but still there will be cuts.

Who would win? James or one glassy boy?

I love james 😂 dude always puts a smile on my face.

I know this comment will probably get lost, and I'm a bit drunk so I might be getting more enjoyment than I should... But I really like this episode, in fact, I think I like it more than any of your other shows and episodes. It has a sense of like, just fun, between you two as you unbox stuff. Rather than just wishing you had enough footage to end the episode throughout the entire episode, you guys look like you're having fun and laughing at each other and what you unbox. Despite this being my favorite episode, thank you for making me smile in just about all your episodes. Btw I saw one of you guy's ads on reddit, which made me want to switch from watching rainbow six content to you guy's content. Who pays for those ads, rooster teeth or you guys? It was for your merch.

*A L L R I G H T H E L L O*

All those years of James breaking keyboards is finally working in his favour... now he's moved on to breaking phones Sucks that i'm watching this video late and no one will see and appreciate this throwback

Lindsey being the 50's house wife "you're drunk again aren't you"

Tbh, him not wanting to smash it and then smiling at the end was really emotional. It was like an indie film where you want to cry in a good way. Well done

We need a series where Lindsey just destroys home phones and other old technology

As of this episode, the destructive James we know from the time before the Cow has died and been reborn as complete man, no longer driven by hatred and rage from having his show moved to once a week. Glorious is this day!

I’m still at a point where I don’t know if James smashes Lindsey’s record player and I’m gonna cry if he does

12:08 I want it to be known that this is the first time EVER in not only CowChop history but CREATURE history and his own that James has NOT destroyed something. Fitting for this CowChop era.

lindsey lookin like a snack

Amazon return series, better known as james breaking things for stress relief

I just found this channel,So I recently moved into this house,and almost every week these random people keep taking pictures and asking to come in.After wondering wtf is up i went to do some research and stumbled upon this channel.Looking at your old video I realized I am now living inside the old house.Crazy

@ 11:37 I thought Lindsey was going to grab James hands and start dancing with him

Times have changed. First keyboards and now outdated phones. Love it

The fact that they’ve used both ‘strange things’ and ‘you’ve got a friend in me’ in videos makes me love cow chop even more.

Best non-couple of youtube

This is definitely one of my favorite pairings.

Those high pitched Iron and Wine songs cracked me up.

*James smashes a bottle* Lindsey: You're drunk AGAIN aren't you? *Asher has left the server*

Yo wtf an original MvC2 in the black label packaging????? Why didnt you talk about that

Shoutout to the 74 "IV NVR BEEN THS EARLY!" people who's biggest life accomplishment is having their email open and seeing CowChop uploaded a video.

The day James doesn’t smash something the world will be forever changed

What happened to James and who is this man who won't break stuff

Yay! Cowchop is now $1900 deeper in debt

the jack white album is really special, it got many hidden features, the sound it made is normal

James you're only like 28, it's too early to be this disconnected from pop culture

This was the best ending to a CowChop video ever. It felt like some life is strange shit.

Weird flex but ok

Nice character development of a drunkard finding peace and serenity at the end there, feeling guilt and having to deal with this battle within his mind to overcome his urges to destroy, until he finds this said peace within this record player playing a tune of his own dead son's music and before the curtains close, we see him lowering the sound and also a single tear lowering from his eye to his cheek. Truly a moving story, once again showing James' acting skills and Trevor's directing being a wonderful balance. Overall good anime, would get self-induced amnesia and watch it again.

Raspberry Pi is a hacker thing now? Man it must be so powerful

God just watching James and them just makes me so pure, like fuck, I remember when you uploaded Minecraft dude. I was literally in middle school, and here I am in college still laughing to you. All of you mean so much to me and that's mainly because I grew up watching all of you, molding and shaping my sense of comedy and what I consider funny and good, and If I were to ever meet any of you I'd of course freakout and hold back tears. Again, I can't thank all of you enough for making me who I am today.

They should build a fake set out of all the stuff they find and then destroy it like one of those stress relief rooms.

lindsay is the fun sister person of this group and everyone just loves her lol. it's sweet james didn't smash the record player. i love cow chop. thank you guys for bringing awesome content to youtube. fun stuff to watch and bringing smiles to not only my face but others as well. thank you all so much.

Really wish james had a negan moment and made us think he won't do it then he turns to it and says "well back to it".

I really enjoy the compassion that James expresses in this one. I like it. Great content, Lindsey is super in this type of video, I enjoy seeing her go through stuff with James.

*Silent hill ambiance plays from the record*

Lindsey looking at security cameras: “Do we have any use for these?” LOL, I guess they did..

Im ready for the NBA and madden tournaments. Or the madden career mode if it has it

That jack white vinyl is actually kinda dope cause iirc he does some interesting stuff with his albums

Madcatz went backrupt because of this

The only way to stop James from destroying things seems to be his friends genuinely wanting them which i think is rather endearing

Yo that marvel 2 on ps2 5:45

"Ohhh!, put it in my pouch!" - Lindsey

I love these amazon returns

Don't think I've ever seen anyone so excited about STAPLES as James in this video.

James buzzed is hilarious

5:36 probably the most wholesome thing I've seen on this channel

"Like... AIDS."

lol this should be called Lindsey discovers the joy of Cow Chop while James is drunk and upset.

Not even up for a minute and there's already likes

I love the friendship between those two

Jamesy Wamesy

James went from breaking keyboards to breaking house phones this man has too many phases

"You're drunk again, aren't you?"

Lindsay is so pure and joyful

how2cowchop

Lindsey is like James' kid sister going through shit with him and following his example of smashing everything.

Where's the russian boii

The lazaretto super ep is one of the hardest to listen to records from a mechanical point of view. The locking groove on the outside edge is rough plus it plays from the inside out on side 1.

whats the god damned song called at the end????

2:54 "so no head?"

really? that was the whole $1900??

I actually really love this episode. I love Aleks but he was so clearly not into the pallet stuff that it hurt the episodes I think. Lindsay is a perfect sidekick for this. The ending was absolutely beautiful.

I love linz gimme more ❤️❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️❤️😘😘♥️♥️😘❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍

It's great seeing someone do this with James and just be genuinely happy and have fun

Lindsay thicc AF!

I love them both. They are like kids on christmas days.

Drunk James stream when? .. kidding ..early crew.

That self control to not destroy anything in your path, come with years of experience.

IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY!! ❤️❤️

Theres something amazing about this audio-visual piece of content.

Lindsay totally wanted that MMO mouse for WoW :(

This whole video was just complete gold

James having an emmotional breakdown over a turn table killed me

Linzie is damn cute tho