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¡You Are / Not The Father! 

Jorge Gutiérrez
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There are very crazy people in this show and I love it

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@MrJorgebarril
@MrJorgebarril 4 года назад
¡¡PART 3 IS HERE!! ENJOY. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yQxElPjP8Hw.html
@d1z501
@d1z501 4 года назад
Thank you
@JamesV1
@JamesV1 4 года назад
Wow what good timing to find this!
@eliannamay7313
@eliannamay7313 4 года назад
Wow thanks
@iluvdissheet
@iluvdissheet 4 года назад
You had me @ 4:16 great so far but this one is "extra special" as a segment. By 4:22..I subscribed! 🤣😂🤣😂. I soooooooo needed that!
@Akichan07
@Akichan07 4 года назад
Wheres the music list for this vid bro?
@annieapple8974
@annieapple8974 5 лет назад
You are not the Father! Women: 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
@samuelthomas3029
@samuelthomas3029 4 года назад
🎥🏃
@petermaffay1921
@petermaffay1921 4 года назад
Lying ass bitches
@Aa-tw8bz
@Aa-tw8bz 4 года назад
Men: 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️
@malion8374
@malion8374 4 года назад
@@Aa-tw8bz 🕺🕺🕺🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️
@sedniia483
@sedniia483 4 года назад
More like 🏃🏿‍♀️
@hed1602
@hed1602 4 года назад
"You are NOT the father" Men: 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿 Women: 🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️ Cameraman: 🎥🏃‍♂️🎥🏃‍♂️ Baby:
@justaguywithnolikes3856
@justaguywithnolikes3856 4 года назад
👁👄👁
@chubchub1307
@chubchub1307 4 года назад
@@justaguywithnolikes3856 I am not the father 👁👅👁
@relentlesschaos7445
@relentlesschaos7445 4 года назад
Baby: "😐"
@wayupchris.8467
@wayupchris.8467 4 года назад
Heditya Putra “You are the father” Men: 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶 Women: 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 Cameraman: 🎥 🚶‍♂️🎥🚶
@Randolorian230
@Randolorian230 4 года назад
🌚🌚🌚
@MatharuCH
@MatharuCH 3 года назад
4:03 "You're convinced you're not the father?" "You got the same chance as me as being that baby's daddy" Spilled my drink XD
@tacituskilgore5372
@tacituskilgore5372 2 года назад
well he was right
@rtgunzboi
@rtgunzboi 2 года назад
It seems like even Maury was surprised lol
@ivanlagrana878
@ivanlagrana878 2 года назад
Well, It was obvious.
@koolisafkarenasuggestions.2636
@koolisafkarenasuggestions.2636 2 года назад
I like the part where it posted... After testing 5 Men, Will I finally find my kids father ? imagine going home and telling your child that you struck out 6 times in a row trying to find their father, and what that might mean.... Either very short memory... or very active (beep) lifestyle.....
@serketenglish5963
@serketenglish5963 2 года назад
Seriously, lol.
@RJ1015-Plays
@RJ1015-Plays 3 года назад
4:05 Damn, he won over the entire crowd with that line.🤣
@Mach5Johnny
@Mach5Johnny 3 месяца назад
Even Maury got a kick out of that one! Haha
@vivaeuropa8535
@vivaeuropa8535 5 лет назад
The crowd always boos the guy until they find out he’s not the father.
@violetm_
@violetm_ 5 лет назад
Right?! Always.
@tm0675
@tm0675 5 лет назад
Wonder why!!??!?!?! Maybe because its scripted
@taiki9405
@taiki9405 5 лет назад
Yungkibbz no it’s because they assume the guy is disowning his child until proven otherwise
@fredrikb343
@fredrikb343 5 лет назад
@@tm0675 dumbass
@QuartzIsAnOxide
@QuartzIsAnOxide 5 лет назад
@@tm0675 I think the way these shows work is the people on stage follow a script but the audience doesn't, that way they can still capture genuine reactions from someone
@redfox4220
@redfox4220 4 года назад
“You are NOT the father” Audience: are you sure you wanna swap teams? -->yes. No.
@grotto185
@grotto185 3 года назад
This comment should have received 1k likes
@PurdySucks
@PurdySucks 3 года назад
Absolute facts
@rowen42069
@rowen42069 3 года назад
More like yes yes
@brodypenn
@brodypenn 3 года назад
underrated
@andrewwilson803
@andrewwilson803 3 года назад
@@grotto185 just letting you know it did
@morayluke
@morayluke 3 года назад
I always come back to the guy who starts dancing before he realises he is the father at 1:55 Makes me laugh everytime
@erectilereptile7383
@erectilereptile7383 3 года назад
Celebrated a little too soon lmfao
@Nosaka-Kun9599
@Nosaka-Kun9599 2 года назад
The "OH MY GOD LINE" with his reaction before the music. that actually got me
@garuwolf
@garuwolf 2 года назад
Man when he had to look at the kid pic 😭
@qtaro-7097
@qtaro-7097 Год назад
@@Nosaka-Kun9599 then the way he stared at the tv screen 😂😂😂
@nachoalvarez7171
@nachoalvarez7171 Год назад
​@@qtaro-7097And on top of that, the other baby is not his and his jaw drops
@sudiptabhattacharjee4361
@sudiptabhattacharjee4361 2 года назад
3:22 the cameraman knows his job 🤣🤣
@Rul01000
@Rul01000 Год назад
knows? He really love his job!
@lovesosa9916
@lovesosa9916 5 лет назад
Flash: I AM THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE Camera man: hold my camera
@cjstar01jones17
@cjstar01jones17 5 лет назад
He needs his camera. More like, hold my beer
@Maria-le5jp
@Maria-le5jp 4 года назад
Camera man: give me my camera
@boo5214
@boo5214 4 года назад
Hol up
@jaaltheangel1952
@jaaltheangel1952 4 года назад
“I’m fast as fuck boii”
@hydreigon2709
@hydreigon2709 4 года назад
This whole show is basically: "Hell yeah he gonna pay child support! " or "Hell yeah I'm not gonna pay child support!"
@sinfuldd1788
@sinfuldd1788 4 года назад
True
@markgreen7738
@markgreen7738 4 года назад
Pretty much
@christianpate7786
@christianpate7786 4 года назад
Hydreigon or the occasional THAT BABY IS MINE!!
@HoneyBunchesMcLover
@HoneyBunchesMcLover 4 года назад
A prevalent contemporary dichotomy, yes. Fascinating.
@FandomObsessedArtist
@FandomObsessedArtist 3 года назад
There was one where the dad was not the father and he started crying cuz he was upset he wanted to raise the child :( I'm trying to find the video of it
@chikish
@chikish 3 года назад
4:05 my favorite part of this whole video is Maury cracking up at everything that guy says lmao
@aquileslame6897
@aquileslame6897 3 года назад
"You got the same chance as me of being that baby's daddy" Props to the guy, that was funny
@mxmschae
@mxmschae 4 года назад
*Guy comes out* Audience: “BOO!” *Not the father* Audience: “Yeah! Let’s go dude!”
@RoddellHenry
@RoddellHenry 4 года назад
Max Schaefer simple Maury Audience Logic 🤣
@faiqdragus149
@faiqdragus149 4 года назад
sexist people lol
@mxmschae
@mxmschae 4 года назад
Faiq Dragus no because remember, women can’t be sexist. It’s the first rule of feminism!
@faiqdragus149
@faiqdragus149 4 года назад
@@mxmschae ah fvk man I forgot😨😨
@ericx6969
@ericx6969 4 года назад
If she breathes she a thot
@funnyaerialman
@funnyaerialman 4 года назад
4:04 "You got the same chance as me being that baby's daddy!" Loved that part XD
@justingaga84
@justingaga84 4 года назад
Well it was true! Both parents were white, and the kid was black 😂
@xvxnzg9130
@xvxnzg9130 4 года назад
Aura Khaos exactly that’s a black man’s baby
@__xristoss21__48
@__xristoss21__48 4 года назад
I'm dying 😂😂😂
@miaw4122
@miaw4122 4 года назад
The fact I read this as it was happening😂😂
@xiTzShuBBz
@xiTzShuBBz 4 года назад
Even Maury started laughing at that one 😂
@dumbmemes28
@dumbmemes28 3 года назад
Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln. (Stolen I know)
@pufinjb3551
@pufinjb3551 3 года назад
stolen
@Danymok
@Danymok 3 года назад
Lol
@akeyrtainment8507
@akeyrtainment8507 3 года назад
But still a classic
@0Mnhrdt3
@0Mnhrdt3 3 года назад
I died 🤣
@0Mnhrdt3
@0Mnhrdt3 3 года назад
His new name is: Abraham Maury
@m777H
@m777H 3 года назад
I DIED when they was dancing to soulja boy
@crowns9966
@crowns9966 3 года назад
They even had that 2007 Soulja Boy drip 😭😭
@kimmylive2127
@kimmylive2127 2 года назад
I started dancing with them!
@thebigquack6945
@thebigquack6945 2 года назад
I REFUSE to believe he was not ready for this
@skalatoor4872
@skalatoor4872 5 лет назад
this entire show is one massive ad for condoms
@minaradcliffe1464
@minaradcliffe1464 5 лет назад
Lol it is though
@habiboriginal
@habiboriginal 5 лет назад
Facts
@kenny9512
@kenny9512 5 лет назад
@Pat Micucci yep
@Narryxd
@Narryxd 5 лет назад
1K Likes
@thelona108
@thelona108 5 лет назад
more like an ad for forced sterilization.
@ferdtheterd3897
@ferdtheterd3897 5 лет назад
"you are the father!" Mother instantly starts to twerk and do stripper moves.
@nitrerovalgue1118
@nitrerovalgue1118 5 лет назад
HAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING DIED
@jomrceanchina5942
@jomrceanchina5942 5 лет назад
Yea but that shit is funny as hell
@nalid6484
@nalid6484 5 лет назад
Ferd The Terd Reminds me of a thing named cardi b.
@xatte9038
@xatte9038 5 лет назад
Ferd The Terd damn she good with it 😂😍
@ferdtheterd3897
@ferdtheterd3897 5 лет назад
@@nalid6484 A "thing" indeed.
@CobaltZ_hans
@CobaltZ_hans 3 года назад
I always felt so bad for the guy who basically got Reverse-Uno'd with the two kids. The one he thought wasn't his was, and vice versa.
@beutsavv
@beutsavv 3 года назад
"You got the same chance of being that baby's dady" Bro killed it cold
@samajia_Vicni06
@samajia_Vicni06 10 месяцев назад
“You got the same chance as me being that baby daddy”
@dollyl5596
@dollyl5596 5 лет назад
“YOU ARE THE FATHER” ladies do the happy dance “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER” guys do the happy dance
@limelaminum2935
@limelaminum2935 5 лет назад
Guys do a muhfucken backflip
@Tibor0803
@Tibor0803 5 лет назад
What comes up next? You are / not a pedophile show?
@lilztoner3697
@lilztoner3697 5 лет назад
Then the child starts crying.
@ruskiryan2398
@ruskiryan2398 4 года назад
That's because the Ho can now claim child support, and the NOT the father can cancel his cheque!
@Makeshift05
@Makeshift05 4 года назад
More like the women get in their face and yell their lungs out in the man’s face
@legodarthvader7330
@legodarthvader7330 6 лет назад
Maury has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln
@8015908
@8015908 6 лет назад
And the stereotypes continue.
@natestrich3834
@natestrich3834 6 лет назад
Oooooof
@natestrich3834
@natestrich3834 6 лет назад
@@8015908 did you nit see the vid almost every guy was a black individual
@kevinallen7776
@kevinallen7776 5 лет назад
Lol
@tmoneymama9480
@tmoneymama9480 5 лет назад
Stop stealing comments, bitch!
@frzferdinand72
@frzferdinand72 2 года назад
2:41 even the security guard was laughing 😂
@oagente.imobiliario
@oagente.imobiliario 2 года назад
4:05 even Maury was dead! 😂😂💀💀💀💀
@theshadowl4
@theshadowl4 6 лет назад
Can you imagine when their kid finds this video on internet ...
@Alexander-in1hv
@Alexander-in1hv 5 лет назад
This show been on so long these kids should start doing reaction videos.
@WildVee
@WildVee 5 лет назад
No worries it's all fake anyway
@theshadowl4
@theshadowl4 5 лет назад
What do you mean it's fake ?
@nousernamebcimdumb8403
@nousernamebcimdumb8403 5 лет назад
The Shadow LMAO
@LukeTheGhostKiller
@LukeTheGhostKiller 5 лет назад
Lol These kids gonna be like “Look at daddy go!” 😂
@shaunessyellis3749
@shaunessyellis3749 5 лет назад
“You are not the father” Women:😖🏃🏽‍♀️💨 Men:🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽
@patricksaxon3983
@patricksaxon3983 4 года назад
I love your cartoon image, very funny!
@garrywalmartcashier
@garrywalmartcashier 4 года назад
I'm not so sure they fart
@abb4cchiostea
@abb4cchiostea 4 года назад
"You are the father" Men : 😣🏃💨 Women : 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
@7-BIT
@7-BIT 3 года назад
1:51 mad respect to how she took it like a champ
@reeceburns2016
@reeceburns2016 2 года назад
I feel really bad for the children involved in shows like this. Imagine their reaction when they see this, your father walking off stage because he didn't want you or another man dancing because he's not your father. Its even worse when you realise all these people are probably not ready to support a child, not in employment or struggling financially hence being on the show for a bit of cash. Its entertaining for us to watch from the outside but I can only imagine what its like on the inside.
@tshirt_
@tshirt_ 4 года назад
Imagine after all the roasts in the last one if he was the father
@DCMJazz
@DCMJazz 4 года назад
That won't have ended well lol
@fahadalmathkour325
@fahadalmathkour325 4 года назад
The look on his face would be priceless.......but nah he knew damn well he wasn’t
@nicozuniga7838
@nicozuniga7838 4 года назад
Lol the baby daddy was clearly black
@sachingahrana310
@sachingahrana310 4 года назад
that's what I thought...would have been crazy.
@nadotime4810
@nadotime4810 4 года назад
Dont let this distract you from the fact that his hairline is the same shape as a notch on an iphone 🤣🤣🤣
@Nasasoccer1717
@Nasasoccer1717 5 лет назад
The fact that these poor kids are growing up either knowing that their father didn't want them or that they don't know who their father is, is very very sad.
@benitoluera8467
@benitoluera8467 5 лет назад
If the momma wouldn't be laying with every dude in the club she'd know who the dad would be. The last one, 5 guys before dejon. And he still not the dad. I mean was she still giving it up while pregnant. How many guys she do when she got pregnant
@benitoluera8467
@benitoluera8467 5 лет назад
Talk about if the dude was paying child support I'd sue for back pay.
@uzairahmed4261
@uzairahmed4261 5 лет назад
It's actually funny AF
@beatrixblitzer747
@beatrixblitzer747 5 лет назад
James or their mom screwed twelve dudes and has no idea who fathered their last five kids.
@st6thatch385
@st6thatch385 5 лет назад
Its their mothers fault for being hoes
@abc.animal5143
@abc.animal5143 Год назад
I know it’s a terrible situation for the child involved (bad parents), but some of these reactions are just priceless
@RealKingAvi
@RealKingAvi 3 года назад
1:58 they were both shook. that man had to go and take a hard look at that baby lmfaooo
@fonfra8778
@fonfra8778 5 лет назад
welcome back to *"why is this on my recommended"* episode 216
@nagiiboo
@nagiiboo 5 лет назад
That's it? I'm in season 102 episode 3.
@fonfra8778
@fonfra8778 5 лет назад
@@nagiiboo damm, you are a real youtube veteran
@nagiiboo
@nagiiboo 5 лет назад
@@fonfra8778 heh, aren't we all who had an account from around 2010 or earlier?
@CloroxBleach0
@CloroxBleach0 5 лет назад
@@nagiiboo I made my first yt account at 2013
@mrrevenue592
@mrrevenue592 5 лет назад
On this episode we get another thief
@50shekels
@50shekels 4 года назад
This is the most hood show I’ve ever seen
@comadoof184
@comadoof184 3 года назад
Hay joe sorry 😐
@J-City_Faith7.
@J-City_Faith7. 3 года назад
No I disagree
@sharky555vr
@sharky555vr 3 года назад
HEY PETER
@MilitarYBastarD
@MilitarYBastarD 3 года назад
1:57 that dance ended up real quick!
@jestenaguirre9108
@jestenaguirre9108 3 года назад
I feel bad for these kids… I also feel bad for the government and communities that will have to deal with the products of a promiscuous mother and a father less home..
@xXAISPXx
@xXAISPXx 5 лет назад
2:41 the guy that tripped over the chair killed me
@frenzytoast5292
@frenzytoast5292 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@rudyflores5540
@rudyflores5540 4 года назад
xX AI5P Xx he got the “oooooo” at the right time
@Pistolemaster
@Pistolemaster 4 года назад
xX AI5P Xx Dat nigga just bounced ‘is way up
@DantesInferno96
@DantesInferno96 4 года назад
He just got up like it was nothing though lmao
@yettel8shrjriene922
@yettel8shrjriene922 4 года назад
He so happy he really didnt care.
@charliefricker4229
@charliefricker4229 4 года назад
Man: (starts twerking) Director: “zoom in on but” Cameraman: “why?” Director: “for the boys”
@memezilla2573
@memezilla2573 3 года назад
👍
@gradefprofessional
@gradefprofessional 3 года назад
I thank the director for that
@jimmydonaldson9128
@jimmydonaldson9128 3 года назад
oh nah u gay
@LuxFerre21
@LuxFerre21 3 года назад
Gotta make sure the material keeps coming
@coolnameright7019
@coolnameright7019 3 года назад
Comment of the year
@jacobhansen8819
@jacobhansen8819 Год назад
By their behavior, none of these should even by parents to begin with. Wow.
@caybcaybcayb
@caybcaybcayb 3 года назад
Maury: “You Are the Father” The Father: Time to go get some milk!
@giedisecondo
@giedisecondo 3 года назад
Like Nelson's father...
@erikgustafson9158
@erikgustafson9158 7 лет назад
the crowd always hate the dude and turn up with him whem he aint the dad
@RobinLundqvist
@RobinLundqvist 7 лет назад
Erik Gustafson kan det här vara en annan svenne? lol
@subzerofromny735
@subzerofromny735 7 лет назад
why do they do that?
@tyruss23
@tyruss23 7 лет назад
Jswave 34 producers tell them to
@RinkoDinko
@RinkoDinko 7 лет назад
LiiL ACiiAS No they don't, the producers have signs telling them how to react
@notmikayla8829
@notmikayla8829 5 лет назад
Maury: You are not the father “Dad”: 🤸‍♂️ Mom: 😭🙇‍♀️🛋⬅️⬅️🏃‍♀️😪😰
@madixirekt2945
@madixirekt2945 5 лет назад
🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️📽 🏃‍♀️
@joshuadelgado118
@joshuadelgado118 5 лет назад
Dad should be changed to guy
@marshekagallion844
@marshekagallion844 5 лет назад
V is not a good time to help with your family have a great day at school today and I hope it tomorrow morning if I can do to call me back from my vacation days to go back to me and let me and let me know what I mean and what is your schedule for me and said she can think of right now we are at work and come to the gym with the kids and I are going to call me at your convenience to discuss the only thing I can do is not the only thing that I can do to call for me and said he would be a good day for a walk to be at the same time and I hope
@notmikayla8829
@notmikayla8829 5 лет назад
Marsheka Gallion ?
@lolzu7797
@lolzu7797 5 лет назад
can you stop with the emojis
@ZaaltheDragon
@ZaaltheDragon 2 года назад
3:45 This guy has my respect, he put up with their BS, and threw it right back in their faces. 😏
@Calluma96
@Calluma96 4 месяца назад
He was right to be confident, the child was very obviously mixed race so clearly wasnt his
@runenygaard8675
@runenygaard8675 4 года назад
Woman:crying Sofa: MY time has come
@batvanv
@batvanv 4 года назад
Rune Nygaard Lmaooooo for real!! 😂😭😭
@sarrogantsosa4208
@sarrogantsosa4208 4 года назад
It breaks
@slayed301
@slayed301 4 года назад
I wonder how many times they had to clean the sofa and pillows from all the tears and germs these women put on it 🤣
@miracleshappen6453
@miracleshappen6453 3 года назад
It’s more so the floor 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 to the sofa 😂
@cursedblueberry1974
@cursedblueberry1974 3 года назад
I’m gonna sign up for dancing classes just in case I’m not the father.
@sterlingarcher2653
@sterlingarcher2653 3 года назад
You better do it right know bc we both know that you are a virgin.
@dbb3030
@dbb3030 3 года назад
Bwahahahahahah
@nisham2363
@nisham2363 3 года назад
@@sterlingarcher2653 LMAOOO
@crescentmoon256
@crescentmoon256 3 года назад
so you think you will find a women, I thought you were part of the brotherhood
@MAN-xs2lq
@MAN-xs2lq 3 года назад
Listen here carefully buddy *"You are NOT the father"*
@bignosena5247
@bignosena5247 2 года назад
1900’s : We will have flying cars in the future The Future:
@momosesunohara6702
@momosesunohara6702 3 года назад
ITS THE MUSIC FOR MEEE😂😂😂 AND THE DANCES- THEY LIKE!! “I do my little dance E Dance”
@GoodVibes-yw3kg
@GoodVibes-yw3kg 5 лет назад
Kids the moral of the story is, wear *protection....*
@vseodbornik
@vseodbornik 5 лет назад
no
@minkim3233
@minkim3233 5 лет назад
Use
@alfredbubandt236
@alfredbubandt236 5 лет назад
You’re probably a kid yourself
@shonjeih
@shonjeih 5 лет назад
I clappin raw and you can’t stop me
@taetm8868
@taetm8868 5 лет назад
@@taliamboule2853 why
@seasesh4073
@seasesh4073 6 лет назад
It's sad how people don't realize how much of a problem this is
@TheRisky9
@TheRisky9 6 лет назад
Exactly. This isn't even about the child anymore. It's about ego.
@meepmeep3688
@meepmeep3688 6 лет назад
Zyad AL-otaibe what do you mean
@ibreathed4281
@ibreathed4281 6 лет назад
Zyad AL-otaibe ya what du you meen
@psychwardpussyeater
@psychwardpussyeater 6 лет назад
fucking thots are the reason!
@ibreathed4281
@ibreathed4281 6 лет назад
The Creator what is thots
@djarthounahmed3259
@djarthounahmed3259 3 года назад
1:57 their reactions 😂😂😂😂😂
@Im_coming69
@Im_coming69 3 года назад
1: moon dances 2: twerks 3: body roll 4: screams I told you so 5: does cartwheel 6:suddenly stops dancing 7: 👁 👄 👁 8:jumps up and down 9:WHAT?! 10: jumps while pretending to fly 11: does a crab walk 12: shows off and twerks 13: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@chapter4444
@chapter4444 5 лет назад
I wouldn't be too proud being on this show in any scenario
@1950Grendel
@1950Grendel 5 лет назад
When your partner says, "We're going on Maury" you know it's about to hit the fan.
@forbesupnxlous8681
@forbesupnxlous8681 5 лет назад
Well it offers free testing so there's that, at least in the states it's not frowned upon to go on THIS show (few others)
@MrGoodeats
@MrGoodeats 2 года назад
@@forbesupnxlous8681 definitely frowned upon. Lmao
@birdontheinternet
@birdontheinternet 2 года назад
Well if you're 100% sure the kid's are/not yours and it's your partner that sugests it then it's kinda like the ultimate "I told you so and you didn't listen now look at how embarassed you are infront of all these people." Though I can't believe that some people just admited the the circumstances sounding their children's conseptions like the one lady who had a threesome and the other who just said she was "wild in her teens."
@abdallahsharef375
@abdallahsharef375 Год назад
True & Deep
@wartb.58
@wartb.58 5 лет назад
Before entering this show they all take 2 weeks of breakdance-practice.
@Ivan-ce4of
@Ivan-ce4of 5 лет назад
wartb. I bet it’s a requirement yo even be in the show 😂😂
@jeremybrown9611
@jeremybrown9611 5 лет назад
LMFAO
@gr0wnup5
@gr0wnup5 3 года назад
*POV* : You're hooked to this show, and can't stop watching it.
@God8-O
@God8-O 3 года назад
Bru the baby in the last one looks like it's straight out of Africa 😂
@eragonbrommson6948
@eragonbrommson6948 4 года назад
White woman: *screams that white man is babies father* Baby: *has brown skin and natural textured hair* 🤔
@theartisthasarrived
@theartisthasarrived 4 года назад
@@hellfix7886 that's like a 1 in a million thing bro
@cheekybreeky3775
@cheekybreeky3775 4 года назад
theartisthasarrived the chances are low, but not zero.
@theartisthasarrived
@theartisthasarrived 4 года назад
@@cheekybreeky3775 I said 1 in a million not zero
@catdotcom
@catdotcom 4 года назад
I mean, my mom is white, has blue eyes, natural straight blonde hair and my dad is also white, has a curly black hair and bright brown eyes, and I'm brown with curly black hair and very dark brown eyes, I look nothing like my mother or my father. It's not impossible. 🤷
@theartisthasarrived
@theartisthasarrived 4 года назад
@@catdotcom !
@crushbeast29
@crushbeast29 5 лет назад
Not a single person on this show has an IQ higher than 5.
@gabematamoros0707
@gabematamoros0707 5 лет назад
What about Maury and the guys that make the DNA tests?
@guilherminhu
@guilherminhu 5 лет назад
@@gabematamoros0707 They are smart because they are making money through those idiots.
@k.cadaemos2621
@k.cadaemos2621 5 лет назад
Yeh amd its all just with a simple gelelektroforese. Get some cells from mama, get some cells from papa, from the kid. Compare their dnafragments and voila... U can start this shitty program and earn millions...
@nikolathespagetkiller5382
@nikolathespagetkiller5382 5 лет назад
Im the camera man does
@skgleba
@skgleba 5 лет назад
They are mostly black, so what did you expect?
@carlomaster1o596
@carlomaster1o596 3 года назад
2:53 has got to be the most "chillin with my homie" dance
@dwadeisthegoat2020
@dwadeisthegoat2020 2 года назад
That's something I would do frfr 😂😂
@yesseniaayala2664
@yesseniaayala2664 Год назад
I wish my Babydaddy could deny our child so I can be on the show and do a black flip 😂 😂 but she looks just like him 🤣🤣
@KnowingEyes
@KnowingEyes 5 лет назад
God *_really_* needs to hit the reset button.
@erickbarrios3669
@erickbarrios3669 5 лет назад
Reviewing Panther sorry no can do it’s one inch away it has to be 1 cm close.
@manny9564
@manny9564 5 лет назад
He shouldve gotten it right the first time
@tactical_ghost199
@tactical_ghost199 5 лет назад
He needs to hit the *kill* button
@amberthompson6622
@amberthompson6622 5 лет назад
he should just snap his fingers like thanos💀💀
@godalmighty5161
@godalmighty5161 5 лет назад
I would, but that would also mean I'd have to go without humans making memes for a while.
@TheLunkeyGamer
@TheLunkeyGamer 5 лет назад
I need to learn how to breakdance so if I'm ever not the father I can start breaking it down
@erintitus2204
@erintitus2204 5 лет назад
Lmao man 😂😂
@mkandekki9895
@mkandekki9895 5 лет назад
Lol
@669clayton
@669clayton 5 лет назад
So what your saying is that ur results are always u r the father so maybe u should stop producing and then u could learn to breakdance
@ncdozer3103
@ncdozer3103 5 лет назад
669clayton maybe you could learn to write and people would be able to understand what message you’re trying to convey
@669clayton
@669clayton 5 лет назад
@@ncdozer3103 ok hang on there simpleton "you are the father so no need to breakdance and stop producing with easy women so that you should know that you are the father without tests"
@SpizawkDaKizowz
@SpizawkDaKizowz Год назад
So I sat down for the evening after dinner, as usual, with my glass of red wine and a good non-fiction book. Culture and edification! I was closing my RU-vid window of Julia Child which had shown me how to make a PERFECT Les cuisses de Grenouille when I saw, in the lower-right corner, a link to this video. I thought to myself "Why not change it up?" I knew in the back of my mind that Maury Povich had gone to a fine prep school (Landon School, look it up!) and would surely be a fine source of edification and culture. I was not disappointed! The....I guess the best word I can use is 'education' I received in a mere 5 minutes from this video has changed my worldview. I can see that my priorities were WAY out of whack, and I now understand what's most important in life: to show that biatch I AIN'T her baby daddy! Thank you, Maury. And thank you to the countless Americans who worked hard to produce this masterpiece.
@fader3680
@fader3680 3 года назад
It been so long that i remember this show existed. Finding some interesting videos on RU-vid and oh boy the recommendation is good.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад
Parents be like: You are an accident. But we still love you.
@shinysheyka5301
@shinysheyka5301 5 лет назад
Yeah
@anthonybeard2747
@anthonybeard2747 5 лет назад
Yup, and proud of it!
@shahzaankhan3428
@shahzaankhan3428 5 лет назад
Yo what anime is your pfp from
@boohooter23
@boohooter23 5 лет назад
Or they don't tell you right away but you just figure it out after making so many jokes that you originally didn't think were actually true (I figured out that I was unplanned after making jokes about it in my youth then actually thinking about if I was)
@jakewulgar
@jakewulgar 5 лет назад
Shahzaan Khan Fairy Tail
@cowl6867
@cowl6867 7 лет назад
The host must love his job.
@LeWildSister
@LeWildSister 7 лет назад
El Loco Rift 😂
@clone1eighty7
@clone1eighty7 7 лет назад
Fuck ya I would
@mustachelol5806
@mustachelol5806 6 лет назад
El Loco Rift 😂😂
@synistershadows3107
@synistershadows3107 6 лет назад
El Loco Rift fuck I would
@dyamond3359
@dyamond3359 6 лет назад
SL1K_ Kemit its not fake 😂
@kelly-kt7xn
@kelly-kt7xn 2 года назад
1:57 i like how he started doing a victory dance before he even said he was the father 😭💀
@definitionsupervillain4583
@definitionsupervillain4583 3 года назад
It’s like when your character in a fighting game is celebrating a win
@KnightGlint
@KnightGlint 5 лет назад
Last guy: Walks in with booing audience, leaves a hero with a raving, screaming and dancing audience.
@fake281
@fake281 5 лет назад
Knight Glint This is why I hate American TV show
@dictatornoodle1260
@dictatornoodle1260 5 лет назад
Knight Glint yeah because he was shown as a terrible person but then was a better person than he seemed Plus not every single person is with the woman
@EnderSpy358
@EnderSpy358 5 лет назад
that fat hoe and her mother already had the audience won over before he even walked out, he had to claw his way back and ended up exposing her
@seraj3068
@seraj3068 5 лет назад
@@dictatornoodle1260 Still though they shouldn't just boo they don't know what happens
@FernWinchester
@FernWinchester 7 лет назад
when they find out they're not the father
@averagecat5968
@averagecat5968 7 лет назад
Seeing how much this is a mother loving country and how badly men are treated and used up for child support, im pretty sure some of those guys already paid child support...for a child they dont believe that is theirs, now if it was their kid they need to step up and be a father...though im quite sure some of those men are incapable of doing so.
@ythsh
@ythsh 7 лет назад
that guy dancing to spongebob music rofl I want to find happiness like he did.
@thesaltydawg8386
@thesaltydawg8386 7 лет назад
fr fr
@Pneuma2001
@Pneuma2001 7 лет назад
Fern Fern I'm the 666th like! I'm Am The Antichrist!
@CasperTheGhost64
@CasperTheGhost64 2 года назад
2:03 I love this one because dude is like "damn are u me? For real? Lemme see.."
@abidshahriar7346
@abidshahriar7346 Год назад
4:02 "you got the same chance of me as being that baby's daddy" Lmao dude 😂 that got me
@ju1iett232
@ju1iett232 5 лет назад
The Soulja boy and the twerking guy one has me dead 😂😂
@bsherder
@bsherder 5 лет назад
I love how the camera man zoomed in on the twerking guy. EDIT: No homo. lol
@kevinallen7776
@kevinallen7776 5 лет назад
The soulja boy is the funniest one lol
@CheySenpie
@CheySenpie 4 года назад
He had *MAD CAKE* 😋 lmao
@CD-lj4qs
@CD-lj4qs 4 года назад
Juuu Juuu 3:17
@greysonhamstra9541
@greysonhamstra9541 2 года назад
Fr
@suberbanan
@suberbanan 7 лет назад
" you got the same chance of being that baby's father as me" I'm dying 😂
@qtaro-7097
@qtaro-7097 6 лет назад
This dude is savage lmfao
@royedking
@royedking 6 лет назад
4:05
@natriciacharles5028
@natriciacharles5028 6 лет назад
Adam Hanafi wow
@maximillianosaben
@maximillianosaben 6 лет назад
I love that Maury didn’t even try to hide laughing at that.
@s6otti
@s6otti 6 лет назад
Adam Hanafi I DIDNT NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN
@NoahRonaldo22
@NoahRonaldo22 Год назад
When it comes to 17 year old youtube, RU-vidrs, YOU ARE THE FATHER
@dogsareawesome5502
@dogsareawesome5502 2 года назад
every single person on this show reverts into a three-year-old when they get the results. i love the twerking lady in the second clip though!
@kendo-sama9754
@kendo-sama9754 5 лет назад
Feel sad for the kids....they treat it as some joke
@spoqky2746
@spoqky2746 5 лет назад
It?
@kendo-sama9754
@kendo-sama9754 5 лет назад
Patrick Star was trying to say everyone in that situation
@Eversgarden
@Eversgarden 5 лет назад
Kendo -sama kids are jokes now a days
@spoqky2746
@spoqky2746 5 лет назад
@@kendo-sama9754 ye now i get it
@darthvader-gf2po
@darthvader-gf2po 5 лет назад
Its fake,there are actors
@vronox2890
@vronox2890 5 лет назад
and they say americans don't have culture
@hmuphilly9129
@hmuphilly9129 5 лет назад
More like cult shit
@DanielDaiHer
@DanielDaiHer 5 лет назад
if you are fine with it
@amala4726
@amala4726 5 лет назад
vronox They’re not all like this-
@ordinaryotaku3066
@ordinaryotaku3066 5 лет назад
Culture of irresponsible people
@josuekhan5511
@josuekhan5511 5 лет назад
The real Americans have (the natives)
@MusicCinematicsLife
@MusicCinematicsLife 2 года назад
To the kids, if u grow up to see this, I tell u this, u don't pay up for their mistakes, good luck ahead in your journey 👍🏼
@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78
@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78 2 года назад
*I cant enjoy this without knowing the legitimacy of it....my gosh..*
@MsUltrafox
@MsUltrafox 5 лет назад
I feel sorry for the children that this is the type of parents they have to go home with.
@georgebanville9255
@georgebanville9255 5 лет назад
Yeah, and as long as we keep paying their way, it's gonna keep on multiplying.
@MsUltrafox
@MsUltrafox 5 лет назад
@@georgebanville9255 And that is the plot of the movie Idiocracy. www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
@chosensamurott4907
@chosensamurott4907 5 лет назад
What about the women. They cry their eyes out having a mental breakdown
@bf3forevergreene165
@bf3forevergreene165 5 лет назад
illuminati ) EXACTLY!!!!!!! The kids are never going to have good parent
@bf3forevergreene165
@bf3forevergreene165 5 лет назад
Chosen Samurott ) well they new the risk,
@LifeIsBrief
@LifeIsBrief 6 лет назад
Man, the "you are not the fathers" are so satisfying.
@roseaceae
@roseaceae 6 лет назад
C A S H E W ドラン did u receive that male attention u were craving? handmaiden
@LifeIsBrief
@LifeIsBrief 6 лет назад
It's everything I dreamed it to be.
@CelphTitled7
@CelphTitled7 6 лет назад
yeah you are right, no one wanne be the father of strangers kid
@tueftlerboy2983
@tueftlerboy2983 6 лет назад
Man the "you are fathers" are satisfying too
@alexanderk.6545
@alexanderk.6545 6 лет назад
No 100% Not, the „you are the fathers“are satisfying. but okk
@hmdwgf
@hmdwgf 2 года назад
You what I’m enjoying? The athleticism of some of these guests. Backflips, cartwheels, etc.!
@mayanotopsleep
@mayanotopsleep 2 года назад
i remember watching this on my way to school 5 years ago, i even downloaded it to show my friends 😂
@clapcheeks6950
@clapcheeks6950 6 лет назад
"You are the father." Guy: Walks away casually Girl: Starts taunting and laughing "You are not the father." Guy: Starts dancing Girl: Runs away sobbing uncontrollably
@topdoomslayer3913
@topdoomslayer3913 6 лет назад
ObstacleTurtle It’s a simple cycle on this
@TBry-un1ok
@TBry-un1ok 6 лет назад
ObstacleTurtle you’re not wrong lol
@mob4609
@mob4609 6 лет назад
ObstacleTurtle *mostly Africans*
@littleredridingh00d
@littleredridingh00d 6 лет назад
Then the girl tosses herself on the couch or floor
@beautifulsoul5882
@beautifulsoul5882 6 лет назад
I, Fenrir fuck off
@francisu4180
@francisu4180 5 лет назад
I've been depressed living in Russia, but looking at this maybe it's not that bad
@truthseeking6611
@truthseeking6611 5 лет назад
God save America!And thug culture is spreading all over the world.
@francisu4180
@francisu4180 5 лет назад
@Blind Squid the problem is that these pretty Russian girls want the finished product. They want you to be rich but they don't want to hang around while I go through the soul crushing process of getting there.
@UtubeIsassHoe
@UtubeIsassHoe 5 лет назад
@@francisu4180 Hey Bro, greetings from USA! I just wanted to say that women are like that here too. Just focus on you and your goals. Girls will come girls will go. Don't tie yourself down. The minute she says she wants exclusivity cut her loose. Dont sacrifice nothing for your career goals. Then when you are rich and comfortable you can have any girl you want. But don't become thier human wallet. Get what you need and go. Pump and dump.
@francisu4180
@francisu4180 5 лет назад
@@UtubeIsassHoe yah I've recently adopted the same mentality. I don't want to tie myself to a woman who will just view me as an ATM
@lovedittheskinyourin3574
@lovedittheskinyourin3574 5 лет назад
@@Samer-lx5sz Most people are not this way. Btw it's fake :)
@marvingro7959
@marvingro7959 5 месяцев назад
Maury is like the Abraham Lincoln of Talk Shows: He freed a lot of black men. 😁
@andrewzernovak56
@andrewzernovak56 5 лет назад
Can I legally separate from a species
@theonejackal89
@theonejackal89 5 лет назад
Regretfully... no.
@drgnslyr221
@drgnslyr221 5 лет назад
@Shaise Surname Ahhh, did all the little transgender kids hurt your little fee-fees. Sorry, snowflake.
@miasbookblog96
@miasbookblog96 5 лет назад
When you find a way to separate, notify me immediately
@almightyestloaf1821
@almightyestloaf1821 5 лет назад
I sexually identify as a p-90
@jackalsniper
@jackalsniper 5 лет назад
@@drgnslyr221 Literally the only snowflake here is you. 😂
@miaiyuu
@miaiyuu 5 лет назад
_"You are not the father..."_ Trans: *twerks* _"You are the MOTHER!"_
@canaldosouza6372
@canaldosouza6372 5 лет назад
Fuck Dude hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@Sword_Man.
@Sword_Man. 5 лет назад
ItzJaey Shey Lmao as a Trans dude this cracked me up so much :)
@miaiyuu
@miaiyuu 5 лет назад
@@Sword_Man. I'm glad you aren't offended😅
@yuh8946
@yuh8946 5 лет назад
@Mr. Vega begone transphobe!!!!
@deemuh_7599
@deemuh_7599 5 лет назад
Ok I just got the joke and I gotta say. That was a good one 😂👌🏼
@FishyFLCL
@FishyFLCL 3 года назад
If you are so irresponsible to the point where you have no idea who the father is and you have to go on the Maury, you have rethink your life
@Sp3ll633
@Sp3ll633 3 года назад
The last guy: Just look at that child, its completely different race, ethnicity. Too obvious that he is not the father.
@BrickwallStudios0
@BrickwallStudios0 7 лет назад
"I don't even think i had sex with this woman !" gold
@dieaissatougning1259
@dieaissatougning1259 6 лет назад
😂😂😂
@2xdrewski560
@2xdrewski560 6 лет назад
Im ded
@2xdrewski560
@2xdrewski560 6 лет назад
Demir Priboj Klaüs ill answer this k, there happy CAUSE THEY DONT GET TO PAY child support
@zorp7934
@zorp7934 6 лет назад
4:20
@ricomurdershewrote5040
@ricomurdershewrote5040 6 лет назад
OHHHHHHHHH
@AmaniBanks
@AmaniBanks 3 года назад
People seem to forget the innocent children caught up their mess.
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 3 года назад
#noone cares
@rye7839
@rye7839 3 года назад
Yeah, but the show is funny as shit
@loliprison7759
@loliprison7759 3 года назад
You two are fucked up
@xavii534
@xavii534 3 года назад
No one wants any kids to drain em
@RockMonger
@RockMonger 3 года назад
Or the innocent men they are trying to pin it on?
@Mach5Johnny
@Mach5Johnny 2 года назад
I lost it when Dejon told Maury, “You got the same chance of me being the baby daddy!”
@GreaTMaX32
@GreaTMaX32 2 года назад
4:05 TAKE THE TEST MAURY! YOU ARE THE FATHER! 🤣
@league1809
@league1809 5 лет назад
5:02 this was the first time she ran.
@Frostbyte-uq4gw
@Frostbyte-uq4gw 4 года назад
Damn XD
@met9148
@met9148 4 года назад
Big Oof
@SevenTool07
@SevenTool07 4 года назад
Hahhahahaahahaa
@Just_YeTi
@Just_YeTi 4 года назад
She didn't even run, she was on the very point of falling while walking.
@spootis3784
@spootis3784 4 года назад
Prob her new fastest record
@howlheinsen9065
@howlheinsen9065 5 лет назад
These kids gonna grow up and realise they're all made by mistake
@ss-nz5sr
@ss-nz5sr 5 лет назад
Let's be honest here, most kids are born by mistake, but the show just shows how unwanted they are 😂
@goose4282
@goose4282 5 лет назад
Lmao yes thats harsh
@aristobazidis3880
@aristobazidis3880 5 лет назад
I was wanted :D
@rotisseriechicken1779
@rotisseriechicken1779 5 лет назад
Aris Tobazidis I wasn’t meant to be born, but I was wanted too
@aristobazidis3880
@aristobazidis3880 5 лет назад
@@rotisseriechicken1779 So you were born out of *your* free wil?
@Lucy_Heartfilia822
@Lucy_Heartfilia822 3 года назад
Me: The most literal hood shit I’ve ever seen Also me: sits through the whole thing and watches it
@55hivealive3
@55hivealive3 4 месяца назад
A 20 year old woman twerking on the Maury stage, father must be so proud of the job mama did
@JarrodButali
@JarrodButali 2 месяца назад
Father lmao
@Deloooon
@Deloooon 7 лет назад
I don't feel bad for the girl or the guy... I feel bad for the kid...
@MrJorgebarril
@MrJorgebarril 7 лет назад
Nobody thinks about children!
@NP-ij9zq
@NP-ij9zq 6 лет назад
Deloon que
@theoargyros3618
@theoargyros3618 6 лет назад
Deloon 😂 they are watching this episode with their non father and they both start furiously sweating🤣
@hattdyrhieint9853
@hattdyrhieint9853 6 лет назад
That's fucking true
@notwali6617
@notwali6617 6 лет назад
Deloon j
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