@@Davinator11 You know it.. Btw, this is comedy sketch from old successful and pretty non apologetic Czechoslovakian TV show. They had some brutal jokes and critiques on politics and whatnot.
Because RU-vid has decided to put this into everyone's recommended now, I've decided to provide english translation for people who don't understand czech. Some puns/references can't be translated easily, and I won't bother to add timestamps, but I think you could figure it out. It's from an old (early-mid 90's) entertainment show called Česká Soda, full of various parodies, references to contemporary events and a lot of politically incorrect humor. Needless to say, that thing wouldn't be made now. This clip parodies some contemporary advertisements. -After successful line of cars Skoda Special Line, Silver Line and Sport Line comes new and round Skoda Henlein. -The camouflage design is provided in two versions: summer and winter -You'll surely be pleased by reinforced, bulletproof windows -Exhaust gas is directed straight to the driver's chamber. This system has already proved itself in practice -The radio is active, and with this antenna, it's got 12 times more memory (there's a hard to translate joke referring to the 12-pronged deer antlers) -We can find the alternate gas engine here -The engine is controlled by a counter/abacus (in czech, it's a word similar to computer: počítadlo/počítač) -Basic equipment includes great selection of mounted weapons -Extra equipment includes 90mm howitzer -A new developement are pretty heavy machine guns under headlights -In case of a tragic accident, the car is equiped with direct combustion (in Czech, it's a referrence to internal combustion engine, and the same word is used for burning things, like corpses in this case) -And 365 other improvements, here, and here, and here, and more, and here.... repeated few times. -New round Skoda Henlein. Too bad you don't have it. But don't be sad, it's a shame to die. (hard to translate pun on the name of the company Škoda, and the same czech word meaning shame/too bad/damage)
@@kalisoj Come on! It's still on youtube and reruns are occasionaly shown at big festivals. You can still joke about Zyklon B all you want as long as it's a joke and not a Nazi dog whistle.
English subtitles: 0:02 After successfull Škoda Special Line, Silver Line and Sport Line... 0:13 ...comes new and rounded Škoda Henlein. 0:19 Camouflage is delivered in two variants - summer and winter. 0:25 You'll be happy about these strong and bullet-proof windows. 0:30 Exhaust ends up in interiour of the vehicle. This system was proved in practise. 0:37 Radio is active and with this new antenna, it got 12 (in sense of horns of an elder elk) times more memories/witness. 0:43 The engine is powered alternatively with gas and it's controlled by this counter. 0:51 Default equipment includes many weapons. Premium version includes this Howitzer 90 mm. 0:59 There are also some new features, like these heavy machine guns under front lights. 1:05 If you crash, vehicle is equipped with combustion. 1:11 And 365 new features! Here, and here, and here, and here, and also here, and here... 1:30 New rounded Škoda Henlein. What a pity that you don't own it. But don't be sad. Pity (Škoda) is death.
Děkuji za vynikající a korektní překlad, sám jsem nad tím přemýšlel od doby, co YT algoritmus postihl i toto video :) Osobně bych dodal ke stopáži 0:37 následující: "RADIO is ACTIVE and with this new antenna, it got twelwe (in sense of horns of an elder elk) more memories/witness.", jelikož skrývá i vtip, jenž byl zmíněn i jedním z dřívějších komentujících :)
Actually the last sentence sounds nearly same like polish "Szkoda jest umrzeć" and I have no doubt it means the same. What makes me wonder, why the car company was named "The Pity"..?
It's not a real ad. It's a comedy skit from a 90s Czech satirical TV show Česká Soda. Škoda is a Czech car company. In 1991, the Škoda brand was bought off by Volkswagen. So now it's basically German. They are mocking this fact by advertising a stereotypically German car (the name is a reference to Konrad Henlein, a Czech nazi-collaborating politician of German origin and also a wordplay on Škoda's car lines named [...]-Line - Sport Line, Silver Line, etc.) supposedly introduced after the takeover. The car's equipment is full of war and Nazi-related stuff like bulletproof windshields, guns, artillery and explosives in the trunk, an optional gas-powered engine (the gas of course being Zyklon B), an exhaust pipe leading to the backseat space (a reference on the 'mobile gas chambers'), a swastika on the first-aid kit instead of a red cross... and also just random stereotypical German stuff like the antlers working as an antenna. At the end, they throw around a couple of puns on the name Škoda. 'Škoda', other than the name of the company, means 'pity', 'shame' or 'damage' in Czech. So they say things like *'Škoda, že ji ještě nemáte!'* (It's a shame you don't have it yet!) and *'Škoda je umřít!* (a pretty complex and hard-to-translate double entendre on a Czech proverb 'A pity is only to die' - meaning you shouldn't be sad and bothered about insignificant things; in this case it also means 'Škoda is to die for!'). The humor is really dark and sometimes kinda corny, but this show is regarded as one of the peaks of Czech comedy on TV.
This is so 90s... Anyway, to explain: this car was designed by the government-owned Škoda company under communism. A few years later, communism fell and Škoda got sold to Volkswagen. They upgraded the car and ran an ad that touted "273 improvements" or something like that. This is a spoof of that ad in the style of Nazi Germany, which was the favorite style of jokes by this duo.
Я извиняюсь, что пишу на русском языке, но... Мне очень интересно, о чём те двое говорят конкретно? Можете написать весь текст их речи? Заранее спасибо. (=
*For non-Czech speaking viewers:* It's not a real ad. It's a comedy skit from a 90s Czech satirical TV show Česká Soda. Škoda is a Czech car company. In 1991, the Škoda brand was bought off by Volkswagen. So now it's basically German. They are mocking this fact by advertising a stereotypically German car (the name is a reference to Konrad Henlein, a Czech nazi-collaborating politician of German origin and also a wordplay on Škoda's car lines named [...]-Line - Sport Line, Silver Line, etc.) supposedly introduced after the takeover. The car's equipment is full of war and Nazi-related stuff like bulletproof windshields, guns, artillery and explosives in the trunk, an optional gas-powered engine (the gas of course being Zyklon B), an exhaust pipe leading to the backseat space (a reference on the 'mobile gas chambers'), a swastika on the first-aid kit instead of a red cross... and also just random stereotypical German stuff like the antlers working as an antenna. At the end, they throw around a couple of puns on the name Škoda. 'Škoda', other than the name of the company, means 'pity', 'shame' or 'damage' in Czech. So they say things like *'Škoda, že ji ještě nemáte!'* (It's a shame you don't have it yet!) and *'Škoda je umřít!* (a pretty complex and hard-to-translate double entendre on a Czech proverb 'A pity is only to die' - meaning you shouldn't be sad and bothered about insignificant things; in this case it also means 'Škoda is to die for!'). The humor is really dark and sometimes kinda corny, but this show is regarded as one of the peaks of Czech comedy on TV.
A lot of people a have gathered here from all around the world that don't understand czech, so I am going to explain the joke: The car is named Škoda Henlein - poking fun at the pronunciation of other car series that Škoda has done so far - Sport Line - Henlein (in german) is pronounced the same. Konrad Henlein, who was a leader of Sudenten-German party in Czechoslovakia (Sudentland was area of Czechoslovakia, that had mainly German population) and was great agitator of reuniting these lands with Nazi Germany, all while working on behalf of Hitler. Over the decades, he became a main target of jokes on all things german in Czechia. (If someone is making fun of the Germans in WW2 in Czechia, there is a 90% chance that they are going to mention Henlein) So by giving the car a obvious german name, they made the whole car obvously german. That's why they are doing stereotypical german stuff: wearing german folk clothes, speaking in german accent, mounting multiple heavy armaments on it, redirecting the exhaust into a driver's cabin, you know, the usual. This is just a parody, not a real Škoda commercial (God I wish).
У меня несколько вопросов: 1) Почему в салон ведёт трубка от выхлопной трубы 2) Что делает балом с циклоном В под капотом 3) Почему машина рогатая 4) Зачем в салоне так много оружия 5) Что делают пулемёты mg 34 в бампере 6) Почему на аптечке свастика 7) Что за фигня в конце?
Frank didnt know what to say or do. As he searched his mind for answers all he could remember is how he rolled out of bed put on some shorts and came to his front door to find strange men putting plungers on his car at 4 am.
To all of you people that aren't Czech, and can't understand this, you're missing out on a lot. This is amazing. Except we don't have Cyclon B in our cars :)
Back when edgy could be mainstream. Man people would be butt-hurt about this today. On second thought, this is in the Czech republic! They are still based!
Hele, když si to tak vezmeš ani ne, pořád mají svůj design vlastní systémy, motory, převodovky a značku, když se podíváš jak skončila značka Karosa, tak Škoda na tom není zas tak špatně.
@@martinbarta8859 To mi řekni jaké. Vše co jsi vyjmenoval se dováží z Německa a zde jen montuje. Design, motor převodovka poskytuje Golf a Passat z VW, světla zase z Audi... Jen příplatková česká značka pro "vlastence".
honestly, after years I looked at this, as it is one of my favourite sketches, and I don't understand why youtube recommended this old, dark and highly politically incorrect piece of czech humour to a bunch of foreigners. Poles I can understand, but you can't imagine my surprise after I checked the comments and half of them are 2 months old and in english :D
@@jozefb2626 Chápu. Každý má jiný húmor. Mě přijde vtipné jak udělali auto, který může mít každý. Zatímco ostatní nemají takovou výzbroj, a jak se to tam všee vejde.
Car comercials were something else back then, First the GTI on a french Aircraft Carrier, Now a German Convertible with anti tank weaponry and assault rifles.
I come here in comment section and i see czech speakers, english speakers, spanish speaker and few russians what is so funny about this that in got half a world laughing.
According to the comments here, I see that a lot of people do not understand Czech humor. Incorrect and one who can make fun of literally anything. This is an example from the satirical show "Czech Soda". Nowadays, it is no longer filmed. Unfortunately...