Maxim! Come on, Maxim, get a grip! No. 1: You are Russian--and the best in Ice Dancing! No. 2: You are the two-times *World Champion* in Ice Dancing--two times best in the whole world! In reality, no one is better than you. (Think of Tolstoy and Vladimir Putin, which is what I do every time I see you in video) No. 3: Lose the weight--and I'm not writing without understanding: just make a commitment to put nothing in your mouth that is unhealthy. I will always love you and Albena!