I'm sorry for you that you're can't understand 😔 because I'm gonna die 🤣🤣 it's sooooo funny omgggg😂😂😂😂😂😂 when you're going to lern Hebrew you have to watch this video first 😂😂
@JACB123AA Shalom! This prank call is fucking hilarious and you should be able to enjoy it 🤣 So, you might think me insane, but my ADHD took over and I decided to translate the whole thing for you (I took some minor liberties to make the poem rhyme): [phone ringing, store sign reads ‘Sweet Bouquet’] Employee: ‘Sweet Bouquet’, hello. Woman: Hello, is this ‘Sweet Bouquet’? E: Hi, yes. W: I would like to send my husband a chocolate bouquet, please, for Tu BeAv [a holiday similar to Valentine’s Day]. E: No problem! W: Does this chocolate have nuts in it? E: Yes. W: Good. Can I attach a note to it? E: Of course, of course! W: Good. Are you writing it down? E: Yes, yes. W: [clears her throat] _Eran, my beloved husband…_ Uh, can “beloved” be in double-quotes? E: Yes. W: Okay, so, _Eran, my “beloved”_ - in double-quotes - _husband…_ _How pathetic you are - I now understand…_ E: [sniggers with amazement] W: _Behind my back you have fun and go about…_ E: Yes… W: _What did you think, that I wasn’t gonna find out?_ E: Question mark? W: Yes. _That when I went to the concert of Avi Bitter…_ E: Yes… W: _You slept with the babysitter?_ E: You’ve got some balls! W: _So as you might gather…_ _I took the kids to their grandmother._ E: …the kids… to their grandmother… W: _You’ll never see them again,_ _And also, alive you won’t remain…_ E: Yes… W: _Because the chocolate you just ate is made with nuts,_ _And you’re deadly allergic to it._ I couldn’t find anything that rhymes with ‘nuts’ here, so… E: 😧 W: So just write down ‘deadly allergic to it’. W: _So, in about a minute, you’ll be gone…_ E: [gasps] Yes… W: _Have a nice time dying, you son of a gun._ E: Okay… W: That’s it, that’s the note I want attached. And it’s very important that the chocolate is made with nuts. E: You… you’re making me an accomplice to murder! W: Look, honestly, uh… E: Maybe, maybe you need to calm down, honey? He deserves it all, but the nut chocolate… you wouldn’t want that to happen either, you’re crazed right now. I… I really wish I could give you a big hug. I really understand. The note - is a motherfucker! W: But the murder not so much, you say. E: -but _that_ will work against you in the end! He can take that to the police, honey. W: He won’t make it to the police, because he’ll already be dead by the last line! E: [laughs] Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! He’s the father of your children. W: How about almonds? Almonds just make him fart. E: Let it go. You’re digging yourself a hole. W: With farts, too?! E: Listen, ‘I took the kids to their grandmother’, up until ‘I took the kids’ - it’s a delicacy. From then on - make no threats. And you know what? He’ll get the shock of a lifetime. W: Yes… E: We’ll make a nice bouquet for him to enjoy. W: You know what? Suddenly I feel like getting back together with him! [romantic music starts] Because to be honest - he’s a real sweetheart. E: See, see… W: You know what? I’m getting back together with him! I’m simply getting back together with him! I… We’ll work on it somehow, and we’ll go back to being a couple, and we’ll do it for our children… E: God willing! W: [cries] And we’ll be together forever and ever, husband and wife! E: You see? You see? You see? You see? [romantic music stops abruptly] But does he know you know? W: No… E: How did you find out? W: My friend… E: Did she tell you? W: [cries] Yes, yes! E: She, the babysitter herself?! W: [cries] Yes, yes! E: And she slept with him then told you?! W: [still cries] Yes, yes! E: What did she think, that you’d say, ‘Ah, good thing you breastfed my husband, we’re cool’? W: So I’ll murder _her!_ So I’ll send _her_ the chocolates! E: You’ll murder no one! You’ll rebuild your home! W: I’ll check for what _she’s_ allergic to, and I’ll send her… uh… that. E: [laughs] W: I think she’s allergic to cats, do you happen to have a cat bouquet? E: Oy… go take a shower, put some make-up on, get pretty, have a talk with him, open up a bottle of wine… if you say he’s a good guy… W: Yes! E: Tell him you know, and he’ll cry, believe be, and _you’ll_ cry… he will not want to wreck his own home… W: And then we’ll get back together and be happy… E: Amen! And call me if you need anything. W: [weeps] Okay, thank you so much. E: Alright, sweetie, bye. W: Can I have a free chocolate? E: Sure! W: Thanks. E: And use your head, don’t be hot-headed. W: Okay. But a big one! E: With pleasure. W: Thank you so much, bye. E: You’re welcome, bye.
מצטער שאני סחי אבל מתיחה מגעילה ולא ראויה. את גרמת למוכרת לחשוב שהיא שותפה למזימה אכזרית . מה מצחיק בזה? ואם היו מתקשרים אליך ואומרים לך שהבן שלך נהרג בתאונת דרכים , ואחרי כמה דקות היו אומרים שזה בצחוק- זה גם היה מצחיק? אוקי...זה על אותו משקל
