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भगवान ❤भजन❤रसका❤ प्याला ❤पिलानेवालोको❤ पीने वाले भगतो को❤ अष्ट ❤ पुष्ट ❤ तंदुरुस्त ❤ मस्त ❤ आनंद मेही❤पाचदेवी❤ मंडल को❤ भारत में ❤ सुपर स्टार बनादेना❤आपकी❤असीम❤ कृपा होगी ❤मेरे❤दातार❤
❤ ab aap kuchh sanvariya ne Kitna yad kara hoga Haryana mein jitni Maiya Hai unhen Kitna yad Kiya hoga unka Lalla Kitna yad hoga jab bhi to Maiya ne kaha Hai❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Aaj to man gye ji sab man 0aand he dres mekup ji pele sade karesn janm astmi par ji kala parent sut bi buti kyun ji aap to sundar bhut hi Jan kar pagdi lagati ho kele ke gob jesi bode hi sundar sab iup ji pyar ji
❤ dekh Lo aap kitni jiddi Ho itna lootane ke bad bhi nahin manogi jab Mera bada bhai aur meri Maiya lootane Wale Hain to lootane wale ban jao aur kya Karen❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ to aapka special bhajan ka aadesh palan to kar liya vahan Haryana mein dekho sari Maiya ne gulam banaa liya Apne banshidhar Ko mere bade bhai Govind ko gulam to banaa liya aur kya karenge vahan ki mahilaon ki chalegi baki Na chale Desh mein aur Maine kah diya lutyens ko sari ko bulldozer chala do Tod do Haryana rahegi Vrindavan rahegi rajdhani ab is Desh ki rajdhani banegi Vrindavan aur Vrindavan aane ka pure Haryana ka Vrindavan banaya jaega to ab to tanashahi aap ki chalegi to sahi ho to kar to rahi hai kah to rahi hai maine avsthi se kah diya apni general knowledge ko apne pass rakh le Jeb mein rakh le apni general knowledge ko general knowledge ko main jo chahe kahin bhi paida hua hun lekin Maine histry mujhe yad rahti hai mujhe to khoob yad rahti hai khoob padhani aati Hai histry mujhe geography padhani khoob aati Hai tabhi to Haryana rajdhani banaa Di Vrindavan rajdhani banegi Haryana mein banegi rajdhani ab❤❤❤jayhovrandavanrajdhaniharyanamainbenegi ab meri Jo itne din se main lagatar tippani kar raha hun ine gali de raha hun main kitne din se ine safed kurte pajame walon Ko kanuni itni gali nahin Hai Maine itni kanuni gali nahin Hai vah hawa ke Mera Sapna pura to kuchh ho raha hai ham Maiya kah to Rahi Hai Jo Main kahta a raha hun vah Maiya kahan to lagi isliye mere barabar Khushi ko Desh mein kisi Ko nahin Hai mere barabar kisi Ko nahin Hai Kahan pehlwanon ka kya kar Dala bahan kahta kahta Mera thuk aur khatm Ho Gaya Mera Pani khatm Ho Gaya Mera munh aur Sukh Gaya man pahalvan ke sath kya kar dala inhone Manipur kya inhone koi jagah hi nahin chhodi inhone Kitna Gorakhpur chori yah sare gunde Hain ab Maiya ne kam se kam awaaz karni to shuru Kari Anya koi kuchh kah hi nahin raha hai koi kuchh kah hi nahin raha tha yahan inki MP banai hui hai unhen danto apni MP ko bhi dhamka ho ki tum kis liye banaa banaa kar bheji Ho humne Tum kuchh nahin bolati Ho sari MPO ko dhamki Maiya Haryana ki Sadi MP ko dhamki ke line per a jao usmein is Desh mein rape mat karvao kitne rape kara Dale aapane❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ humse jyada acchi UN per aati hai bahut acchi Hindi aati hai yahi nahin aati Hindi per Hindi rakhni Hai un per aati Hai vah nahin pata Hai hinduon ka isliye kar rahe hain vah kah Rahe Hain hinduon ke liye unhen yah bataen Hindu ke aaye to Sindhu hai aur Sindhu ki koi Seema nahin Hoti Sindhu to bahut bada hota Hai to aapka to bhajan khud hi Sindhu hai aapke Sandhu mein kaun tair sakta hai kisi per dekhna bhi nahin aata aapka sindhutai itna bada hai ismein to koi tair bhi nahin Sakta isiliye Jay Ho Hindu ke Sindoor ki Jay Ho❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ ab Maine sari Sun Lo Main yah sacchi baat Kah Raha Hun ham to naron ko to Adhikar De nahin sakti ki vah MPI ke liye kuchh kahe nar ko koi Adhikar nahin hai jo bhi apni bahanon se kahenge MP jitni bhi hai to vah Keval Maiya chahe unhen Maro pito kuchh karo Jo kahana vah kahen ladki to koi aukat hi nahin hai❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ ab Bharat pura digital kar raha hai hichki Aane Lagi Hai pure Bharat ko hichki a rahi hai aajkal hichki aaenge aur kya aaenge kayaron ko hichki Aati Hai gayon ko hichki Aati Hai Cairo per Sans Lena Nahin Aata Kyunki Saanse Ne Munna Bhai dilate Hain Saanse Ne Munna Bhai Dila De Hamari Bhi Ek bahan Hai vah Roj oxygen apne aap Leti Hai bechari use Munna bhaiyon ki jarurat Nahin padati Hai vah Bina Sans liye matlab oxygen Leti Hai Roj oxygen se Sans apne aap Leti Hai Aur bilkul theek rahti hai koi Dava Nahin khati hai yani use oxygen leni padati hai oxygen in a bechkar kha Gaye Munna Bhai bechkar kha Gaye Main To Pal Pal Manata hun Radhe Shyam Ki Main To Janmashtami Pal Pal Manata hun aur Ek Pal Bhi Mujhe billions Aur trillions Ke barabar lagta hai main Itni unke Anand Se manane Ki Koshish karta hun lekin Unka janmdin Manata Jarur Kyunki Unka Aadesh Hai Pal Pal Mein Janm Banai Hai Mera Radheshyam Ka Mujhe Aadesh Hai Pal Pal Mein Mera Janm banaa aur Nahin bhaiya Ham dekh Lenge Radheshyam donon Mujhe dant Dete Hain Ki Beta ya to chupchap Roj Mera Pal Pal Mein Mana trillion serial Laga Mera janmdin manane Mein Nahin Ham Utha Denge yahan se Utha Le Jaenge❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ aapki Bansi lekar Chali thi aap apni Bansi lekar Chali thi yah to Bansi Tod De inhone BJP walon ne Tod Di Bansi isiliye to khud Tut gaye Jo mere bade bhai se Jo aapane Bansi chhini thi jab vahi inhone chhin ka aap sab Tod Di to Tod Diya khud Tut gaye aapki kya hai aap to Seema se bahar Hai kitni Bansi roj banaa doge Jaise Lakshman kahta Hai kaise chhote chhote Dhanush to humne roj todte Hain yah to roj Dhanush todte Hain ham aap band Sukh bansuri roj todti Ho to aap kaun si Lakshman se kam hai n❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ aap samajh lo yah bahan jab desi jab yahan pagal bevkuf ullu vakil baithe Hain inhen yah pata nahin sociology ka aap paath nahin aap to chhoti bahan samajshastra ki choti per Hain aapko Kaun rok dega aapke sath chhedkhani ki baat kar rahe ho aapki taraf to koi ek aankh uthakar samajh mein nahin dekh sakta lekin FIR yah argument ki jab Aisa Karta to punish to hona hi Hai aap yah Na samjhe kya hath mein power nahin Hai jitni bhi jis tarah bhi mujhe power milati Hai jis tarah bhi mujhe Shakti mil jaati Hai usi usi samay mein turant action lekar aur Main to aap to supreme Court ke samksh bol raha hun jab use per news aaegi aur mujhe bataenge isane bahas kya kar rahi hai uska basi jab illegal Hai vah yah nahin samajh raha ki uska mahila ka kya satyanash to kar Dala Jo choti per hai unka rape bhi karte Hain murder bhi karte Hain din kya kya karte hain fir usmein bhi ulta sidha argument karo ab main aur kya kar sakta hun aapke liye aur Kitna main kiske liye difference jitna mere hath mein mujhe Prabhu Shakti dete Hain mere pita Hanuman mujhe Shakti De dete Hain Main utna hi karta hun❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ Aaj Maine BJP ko Puri Hindi padha Di Hai Hindi mein samajh lo Hindi mein bindi lagana Sikh Lo AB AB nahin Hai yah jagah nahin Hai Bharat mein BJP nagon ke liye koi jagah nahin ab Maine aachaar sanhita hi lagu kar di❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ aur aapka sath Sonia Maiya bhi hai vah Sita Maiya hai Sonia Maiya Sita Maiya vah sath De denge unhone jitni nari jitni Bani Hui Hai MP unse kaha tha aapke MP banne ka fayda kya hua Apne munh se ek Shabd bhi nahin bolati aur mahilaon ki kya beizzati ho rahi hai unki Suraksha Naam ki chij nahin aur lagatar rape hote Hain koi nahin bolata aur yah mahilayen bhi jo MP banai Hai yah bhi nahin bola hai to Maiya inke liye danda lekar khadi hongi MP ke liye hosh mein nahin Ho Jara bhi kisi ke liye kuchh nahin kahati Ho❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ maine tippani kar di hai bahanon yahan Puri Tarah kar rahi hai Indians ke pass dimag To Duniya Mein sabse jyada hai lekin yah buddhimatta hai hi nahin inke pass buddhimatta Nahin Hai dimag to Bharat Se Jyada pure univers Mein Kahin hai hi Nahin Buddh Buddh mind to Keval Mind To Hai Bharat Ke Pass dimag Bharat mein sabse jyada hai Modi Jaise dimaagdar Hain Bharat mein Adityanath Jaise dimaagdar Hain Bharat mein dimag to bahut yah Mahasagar Hai Dimag ka Bharat Mahasagar hai lekin buddhimatta Naam Ki chij Nahin Hai Bharat mein yah buddhimatta murdabad boli Jaati Hai Ya buddhimata Ki Murdabadimodijapkepassdimagpurebrahandonsebehutadhikhailakibuddhimattakobrhamandonsekhojlao❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ bahan Maine kah rahi hai man ki Modi ji dimag to aap Mein Universe Mein Brahmand Mein Kahin dimag Nahin Hai Keval aapke Andar hai lekin buddhimatta Is Desh Mein Nahin Hai Jara universessrbrahamandonyacosmossebuddhimattakhojlo❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤brahamannamkikoyeecheezneheenhaiyehankyonkibrahamanvamanavtarvishnukahuakeval❤
❤ jab Rajnath Singh ke ghar mein aur sab mein meeting hi ho rahi hai agar Rajnath Singh ke Modi ke chehre per koi election nahin hoga aur videsh jaane ke liye kah diya hai ki yah videsh chale jao foreign tour per chala jao totla to kisi ka dikhta hi nahin hai mujhe kisi ka to thoda nahin dikhta koi neta hai hi nahin kah Rahe Hain ki yah virodh nahin aaye yah MHA kya bakwas kar rahe hain kya kar rahe hain unka jo hai vahan uske hatana hai hatana hai pradhanmantri pad se ise pradhanmantri pachtana Hai to fir pradhanmantri koi aur bhi to nahin Hai to ek kam karo sare hat jao chupchap yah sare hatke apne ghar baith jao Rashtrapati shasan laga do Desh mein yah inki Hindi hai apne aap hi kah rahe hain besharm ki parakashtha is Desh mein RSS sahit RSS Sahi sare besharmi patule pade matlab jab yahan koi neta hi nahin Hai to fir kahe Ko baithe ho is Desh mein sare bhag jao videsh chale jao sare inke liye bhi Desh hoga mere liye to koi videsh Shabd nahin Hai Main to dictionary mein se videsh Shakti faad ke fenk Diya Maine dictionary mein se Desh aur videsh Shabd donon faad ke fenk diyekyunki jis Desh mein Na Hindi aati na angreji aati Hai use Desh mein to fir Na Desh aata na videsh aata na country kuchh bhi nahin koi Shabd hi nahin Rahe inke liye to kabhi Hindi per Hindi nahin sikhi Apache ke a Gaya ab kya is bhumandal per Lulu Ram rahenge dedo inki core commity ke Jo meeting hui hai usko bhej do tippani ko Lulu Ram rahenge kya Desh mein Jay Ho Lulu Ram ki Jay Ho❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
🎉❤ abhi to Safed kurte wale chetavni Sun Lo Israel ka hai vah to Israel chetavni de raha hai ki rape unke Yahan Bhi Aaye Hain Aapke Yahan Bhi Nahin ho rahe hain Khoob to yah to unke Kahane se MI Adityanath mukhymantri Uttar Pradesh kam se kam Ab To Uske Aadesh ko to sun lo Yahan Ke public ke Aadesh kya Prathna ko bhi nahin mante ho aap unke to Aadesh Ko Man Lo Israel ke prime minister hai unhone bilkul clear cut kaha hai ki Hamare Yahan per United India pura ka puraunitedhojage❤
❤ Maine ek Devi ka aapke ismein suchna ka post kar diya hai is BJP itni mard chuki hai itni ded body party ban chuki hai ise kuchh Na to iske Amit Shah ko cosmic la ka pata na ise rashtra ka lapata nice and drafted lapata nahin sab biography international lapata nahin sab finance ka pata na inke vitt mantri ko finance ka fal bhi nahin pata tabhi to yah Tut chuke yah to bilkul Tut chuke mar chuke yah to be Hai I hai besharmi ki parakashtha hai ki kursi per baithe Hain agar Jara bhi inke andar buddhimatta hoti to ro ro ke yah rudani ban jaate rudali yah rudali Banna bhi nahin aata Insan inse rudali agar yah ban jaati BJP to Mera dawa Hai antarrashtriy la mein bahut kuchh main vah karva deta Jo hona chahie tha aur jo maaf kar diya jata hai vah ho jana vah ab tak kabhi ka ho gaya hota jab ke supreme Court ke samne hi antarrashtriy Kanoon Hai vahan se kuchh dekhte hain kuchh dekhte dekhte nahin Hai main usmein jata nahin Aaj Tak kabhi nahin Gaya Hun andar usmein kabhi padhne nahin Gaya hun lekin yah to kuchh vaise bhi sochana chahie kuchh coaching class bhi hota hai antarrashtriy lakh koi cosmic lakhon thodi khud ka bhag jaegaantrashtriy koi gay ka bachada thoda yah lekar chalta kutta dolega ucchalta kutta nahin bolata Hai bachada ki tarah antarrashtriy lock Uttar nahin dalega uske liye mere pass to Kaushal nikala hai hamare Rishi Muni itna Kanoon De gaye kya yah pade pade hil jaenge hil jaenge uthenge bhi nahin uthenge nahin itna bada bhukamp mein rahenge ye batao bar bar main aapse dekh raha hun halal ko hath se nahin dekh raha hun pahle se hi dekh raha hun ab pata nahin usmein kitne kitne hain kitne bhare pade honge yah kya karenge pahle to Apne electral electronic band koi dekh Lo vah Main tumne kya Kiya electoral bond le lekar electronic band mein tumne haram ka kha liya aur Kitna haram ka khane ke chakkar mein ghoom rahe ho jitne electron electoral bond in a mil chuke hain haral to uska saransh bhi nahin Hai 100 vanhissabheeneheen herald to paper Maine padha bhi hai vah kam se kam communication system ko lekar hai aur Inka Jo electoral bond Hai inhen yah poochho aap aukat se bahar kam karte ho election mein Main ek rupya nahin lagne Dunga rupaye lagne ki jarurat hai kya hai election mein rupaye lagate MHA beiman Mahanagar Mahalaxmisharab pilate hain aur vote kharidte aur gunde aur bouncer aur Khade karte hain bhoot per yah bouncer Khade karte hain Gaya to chupchap DJ per hospitalbouncersbulatehainmereejonkesathjitneteemardaratehainunkomarnepeetnekeliyegoondepaltehainupsckejitngoondeinohenepalrekhehainunkailajfreekrrtehainjitneministershainexyacurrentsebkailsjfreekertehasaekukermkervatrhainmainkhudapneilajkellotmarkeliyeksilasapetalkifirkernachahetathahgmaineuskanoticebheeurgentpostsebhejalakinkoyeekaryvaheeneheemujhebetayameremitronnespkenoticekomahashnamakvyaktinephadkerfenkdiyahakebheetomerejalmainfensegachhofunganeheenpankajmlakeledkekoilajkeamerikajanepermahesnamakvyaktiusadekhnejatahaiyeisdeskegoondonkahal is Desh mein all India institute se lekar niche Tak sare Munna Bhai baithe hue hain inke bus ki ilaaj nahin hai aur agar karte bhi hai to maar pahle dete Hain mere to char ghar mein se inhin ke aspataalon mare Main to Bhagwan Sahi Kah Raha Hun ine pagal kutton ke aspataal mein Na Maro char road per bhayankar accident mein mar jaaun aisi takkar Lage pata hi Na Lage mar gaye kyunki yah karte hain 88 bar accident yadi koi accident wala inke yahan chala bhi gaya to yah use 80 bar katla kar dete Hain yah ilaaj nahin karte 80 bar katla karte Hain hain kyunki vidhata ka gyan Dena nahin pata yah Gyan ke khud thekedar ban Gaye pagal kutte yah pagal kutte gyan ko Bhagwan ka gyan nahin mante yah pagal kutte kahate Hain ham hi Bhagwan Hai n aur inhen mein man bhi Lun to fir to pagal kutton ko yah poochho ki Kan Kan Bhagwan FIR to pagal kutton ko koi yah poochha ki mera sir form dala hai mujhe inhone Main inhen itna marunga itna marunga yah behosh kar dunga inhen kapde utaar utaar ke nekar baniyan utaar ke Bina sadkon per Daulat Jana chahie itne katla karte hain ab tak abhi tak mere accident ke bad bhi char katla kar chuke yah karodon rupaye pagal kutte Jaan chuke inke sare halat mein latke nikale ja sakte hain paise bigger Sudarshan chakra ke mere bade bhai kabhi nahin chalte Sudarshan Tum bansuri bhi chhin lete ho dikkat to yahi hai ki aapki to itni badi chalti Hai itni badi chalti Hai ki vah aapke bagair na to Sudarshan chakra pakdate na aapke bagair vah kuchh nahin pakdate bansuri bhi nahin mere bade bhai ki yah dikkat hai ki bahut Sudarshan chakra bhi aapse poochh kar chalayen aur aapse poochh kar hi bansuri bajaen inki aisi taisi to karva lunga❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ sare rote rote hamen mere pass dekh Lo vakil Sahab ismein to kabhi ek ki koni Tut gai vah ne 56 lakh 57 lakh jab 7 lakh rupaye koni ko theek karne ke lega pagal kutta to 80 bar to tene katali kar Diya ab 7 lakh kahan se kam aaega karja le lekar Diya hoga yah pagal kutta kha Gaya yah Sarkar ka kam hai chetavni de raha hun main koi a jao koi bhi MP Bankar a jao pahle soch Lo ilaaj ka kam free mein hoga yah atal Ji ne kaha tha Nara ke ek to pura ka pura ilaaj free mein ho education free mein ho nyaay free mein ho Sun Lo safed kurte pajame wale Kan khol kar Sun Lo yah chij free mein chahie Desh mein ilaaj sarkari aspataal mein bilkul free chahie char aane nahin diye jaenge chavnni nahin denge chavnni bhi nahin Di jayegi aur education free mein chai 100 karod ke aaye encyclopaedia free mein dene padenge aapko encyclopaedia free mein do dictionary free mein do aur dictionary mein free mein do ya FIR ham Bachpan mein kaise Olympic ghar mein Gair gadhaiya piti ya BJP ne yah padhaai kariye jab ham bacche the jab yah kahate the Olympics ghar mein Gair gadhaiya piti is sari BJP mein ghar hai ghar meinghergadhiyapeetpeetkermardali yah jab ham Bachpan mein the to bacche aapas mein kahate the ki kya padhakar aaye Ho kya olam TT ghar mein gher gadariya peeth peeth ke aaye Hain batao aap ki kasam company per olam TT bhi nahin likhni aati are main to bavdi Hindi bhasha bol raha hun yah bavdi Hindi bhasha Hai olam TT Arpan likho ghar mein Gair gadhaiya piti Sun Lo comedy Sun Lo humne yah padhaai karenge ghar mein ghar ka Dahiya piti Hai pada pada ya koi nahin aur Uttar Pradesh mein to yahi kam hua Hai Na koi physics padhaanaa chemistry padha sabne olam TT kari hai❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ TT walon ka kya ilaaj Hai danda ilaaj hai aur kuchh ilaaj nahin Hai olam TT ka ott walon ka danda hila De danda❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dekh Lo Uttar Pradesh ki kitni badhiya padhaai bataiye Maine tumne Uttar Pradesh mein yah padhe Hain ham to Uttar Pradesh mein yah chij pade Hain Ghar mein Gair gadhaiya peeth peeth ke maar Dali❤❤❤❤
❤ ab bahanon mein Chirag ko dekh raha hun Chirag Paswan ko dekh raha hun aapke bad yah turant main pahle use dekhun aur use pure ke pure news ko aapke samksh charanon mein pesh kar dunga abhi ham man bahanon ki chalegi baki kisi ki nahin chalegi is Desh mein❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
❤ Bano Bano aapki taraf se argument Jo Kapil Sambhal ne kiya hai man ki na to ismein samajik vichar hain na ismein rajnitik vichar hain aur na iska judicious mind Hai yah Court ko mistake Karta Hai pure desh ko andhkar mein le jata hai aur yah hastakshep karta hai nyaay vyavastha mein bhi hastakshep karta hai yah h******* horrible crime kar Raha Hai isko baksa nahin Jana chahie kisi bhi roop mein Kapil sibal Ko kisi bhi roop mein baksa nahin Jana chahie batao doctor ka kya to satyanash kar diya uske bad argument kar raha hai kya Bangladesh mein yah tha vah tha are domestic la dekh raha hai international law dekh raha hai Bangladesh Kala dekh raha hai kahan ka Kanoon dekhta hai infection pata nahin Kahan kahan se murkh Bankar chale aate Hain baksa kaise ja raha hai chhoda kaise ja raha hai yah argument like Jo doctor light nahin is Desh mein UN doctoron ko bhi chhod dete Hain unhen gold medal de dete Hain Jo vakil vakil layak nahin hai unhen pata nahin senior ka baap banate hain din kya kya banate hain yah pura Desh Bano pagal khana haiab to Maine judicious process mein kah diya ab to maine Court mein jo kah rahe hain unko jab mere samne rakhna Hai usi mein kah Di aapke samne to kuchh bhi nahin kaha Maine usmein detail mein likh Diya man ki sab maaf mat kariye Kapil sibal ko bilkul mat chhodiye❤❤❤❤❤❤
