Тёмный

“2 standups a day!”  

Anthony Sistilli
Подписаться 67 тыс.
Просмотров 187 тыс.
50% 1

Опубликовано:

 

27 июн 2024

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 75   
@saurabhkumar51
@saurabhkumar51 17 дней назад
" I am sure that katana will help cut down on productivity" " Sure will jared " 😅😅
@Desam1000
@Desam1000 17 дней назад
Yeah sure. Jira tickets are for documenting. And Confluence is for writing novels.
@meka-eelpather8485
@meka-eelpather8485 16 дней назад
This had me rolling
@zibear9213
@zibear9213 12 дней назад
as a QA, that deeply hurt me.
@agentoy6065
@agentoy6065 9 дней назад
Just started working with jira, yeah
@VladMcCain
@VladMcCain 5 дней назад
Ugh confluence... Please no more kb's logged through confluence...
@lukcos
@lukcos 17 дней назад
as a former pm turned dev, i’m convinced the only true job that a pm has is being the punching bag for higher ups
@KristianRobertsen
@KristianRobertsen 17 дней назад
That's literally their job, yes. Facilitating work. Anything that doesn't facilitate work directly or indirectly, is worthless time. Any and all interaction with production (therein devs) is worthless/negative unless it leads to improved output. My PMs are awesome. They never get in your way unless it's important, and they handle any roadblocks as best they can. They facilitate work.
@computersciencemore8960
@computersciencemore8960 16 дней назад
That is their job though so they are probably pretty average
@Trazyn_The_Finite
@Trazyn_The_Finite 12 дней назад
⁠@@computersciencemore8960This is only true if you make the quite charitable assumption that the average PM does there job correctly😅
@Shonicheck
@Shonicheck 12 дней назад
Well, basically yes. They are the "glue" that *should* offload most "non-technical" issues that come up during development. So that when say one of the servers goes down and someone needs to "do stuff" to make something about like ordering a new one. Or say some bull-... of an idea comes down from the "higher-ups" and someone needs to sit down and talk with them. Or control the "pacing" of the development(so that recoloring a button doesn't take a week or so that a technically chalenging but ultimitale unimportant issue doesn't get more attention than a simple but imoortant one - all that jazz). In a good and ideal enviroment that "glue" is nigh impossible to spot and only used where necessary, but alas like always with glue it gets everywhere and everything is a mess that is barely held together.
@aerisseon9776
@aerisseon9776 11 дней назад
Oh, is that why either they are too nice in the scrum, too dense, or too dead?
@BecauseYouCant
@BecauseYouCant 17 дней назад
I think I’m in love with Jared
@iamanidiot8624
@iamanidiot8624 17 дней назад
Aren't we all...?
@DemikDragonganger
@DemikDragonganger День назад
Jared is all of your funniest co-workers... If they would actually say the shit they had to say off break. 😑
@miguelramos3820
@miguelramos3820 9 дней назад
"Jira tickets are for documenting, not logging" my agile coach soul hurts so much with these shorts
@AG-zo6pv
@AG-zo6pv 17 дней назад
I've got a suspicion that Jared has the hots for Cindy. No other reason he'd arrange for her to come back. Gives him...release
@generalgarchomp333
@generalgarchomp333 7 дней назад
That or the replacement was somehow worse.
@BlueWolff22
@BlueWolff22 10 дней назад
A little tip all of the As in katana are pronounced the same way (Ka-Ta-Na). In Japanese the a only makes the ahh sound. It hurts a little hearing it pronounced (Ka-tan-a). I don’t know if it was said that way on purpose for the joke or not.
@fellzer
@fellzer 17 дней назад
As a PM, I am totes in LOVE with SCRUM! If I could play with SCRUM all day, I would. Sometimes its hard to get others to SCRUM but there are tools that make it easier. People may noy like the taste of SCRUM but it gets work done. The only reason I exist is SCRUM. One time I hot wasted and had two PM's run a SCRUM session on me.
@andrefelipevieiradasilva7930
@andrefelipevieiradasilva7930 8 дней назад
You naughty little SCRUM fetishist
@bingusmctingus4395
@bingusmctingus4395 6 дней назад
Remove the S and R and then you get what she's talking about
@drakeomar1290
@drakeomar1290 2 дня назад
@@bingusmctingus4395🫨
@thodorisevangelakos
@thodorisevangelakos 17 дней назад
Hell yeah Cindy is back
@realgeniusxxhackerxx4473
@realgeniusxxhackerxx4473 16 дней назад
The character development is crazy
@rayh3899
@rayh3899 9 дней назад
Your videos piss me tf off because it gives me flashback of my old job. I’m still liking and subscribing tho 😅
@heymazon8837
@heymazon8837 11 дней назад
Jared is an absolute madman
@JensC919
@JensC919 16 дней назад
Agile is so good in it's simple, original form. Not that whole BS industry that came from it. If you leave out all the bloatware and hot air people (like Cindy) it's just doing a step at a time, improving on the way. Like building Legos
@przemysawkulczak7350
@przemysawkulczak7350 16 дней назад
This is good, I like Your videos
@isildur5
@isildur5 10 дней назад
One standup a day keeps the productivity away 😂
@TheBrokenEclipse
@TheBrokenEclipse 17 дней назад
This is too real
@8407lu
@8407lu 17 дней назад
Cindy had learned to get along with Jared
@alchemystudiosink1894
@alchemystudiosink1894 7 дней назад
This explains why users I work with always have meetings 5 minutes into trying to help them with their issues they have to go to.
@jasonmorley9217
@jasonmorley9217 6 дней назад
This makes me weep
@simon1242
@simon1242 14 дней назад
this is funny as hell
@AnimeKing-zi5re
@AnimeKing-zi5re 13 дней назад
Jared should get married to PM
@peterclarke7006
@peterclarke7006 13 часов назад
I had no idea that "agile scrum blackbelt certificates" are actually a thing. I thought they were entirely made up for the Jared-o-verse. Fortunately, I now know better, and if I ever encounter one in the wild, there'll be one less by the time I'm done.
@The_NthGineer
@The_NthGineer 5 дней назад
One day she'll have her Scrum FFVII-Cloud-Sized-Sword Certificate and they'll have so many stand ups that they won't need chairs...and negative productivity!
@McJohnstable
@McJohnstable 16 дней назад
As a multi-project professional that has multiple scrums: i laughed. And cried
@feartheghus
@feartheghus 9 дней назад
this is basically just Dilbert but for computer scientists.
@Toliman.
@Toliman. 7 дней назад
CompSci ? nah, it's just regular Dilbert. Front/Back dev is part of hundreds of middle to large corps that run online sites. Dilbert's old job was likely sent off to Asia in the 90s where the manufacturing and engineering is cheaper.
@Riottomsk1
@Riottomsk1 17 дней назад
It slowly gets more and more painful to watch 😂
@Blighted_Ashes
@Blighted_Ashes 17 дней назад
Im triggered by that pronunciation.
@Serin9X
@Serin9X 17 дней назад
Same, but I feel like it was intentional. And in that light, it's weirdly appropriate.
@nwobodoigwe5987
@nwobodoigwe5987 12 дней назад
In other words, they're gonna have to document their collective suffering 😂
@Mister.Smiley
@Mister.Smiley 17 дней назад
I miss Bob 😢
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT 15 дней назад
when administration.. "managing" .. bureaucratic overhead is the goal and not the necessary evil
@yufgyug3735
@yufgyug3735 17 дней назад
this is funny because this is true.
@normduch
@normduch 15 дней назад
Jared is my second spirit animal.
@sambarvada
@sambarvada 14 дней назад
I’m applying for a PM role, do I need these agile certifications? Or PMP?
@neko3571
@neko3571 13 дней назад
Belive me, your work place going to send you if you need it.
@ryanclous8380
@ryanclous8380 10 дней назад
End of day standups are awful. You're working on stuff outside of the 6 meetings scheduled and have to stop what you are doing. It's easy to work over one day to complete a big task when no one is bothering you, but when you interrupt the stream of work, it is really hard to task switch and find motivation at the end of the day to finish. This ends up killing most productivity for more complex things.
@dantesinfernopurgatory7826
@dantesinfernopurgatory7826 9 дней назад
Sharpen PM skills = knowing just enough to be extremely dangerous.
@stormixgaming8389
@stormixgaming8389 17 дней назад
Wasn't Cindy fired? Haven't been keeping up
@fortuneosho8137
@fortuneosho8137 11 дней назад
Jared pulled some strings to get her back
@jvcss
@jvcss 17 дней назад
black belt😂😂😂
@ShenLong991
@ShenLong991 11 дней назад
Isn't Documenting just logging without automation?
@oraach
@oraach 8 дней назад
Someone tell me what PM meàns?
@noobynoob138
@noobynoob138 8 дней назад
Product manager
@guythat779
@guythat779 2 дня назад
WHAT THE HELL OS LOGGING IF NOT DOCUMENTING
@taiwanisacountry
@taiwanisacountry 11 дней назад
Personally not a fan of stand ups. 😅 Sit-downs are perfectly fine. Maybe once or twice a week depending on the complexity, how many people are involdved and the overall timeframe.
@meowser666
@meowser666 13 дней назад
i'm starting to think she is a bad chat bot.
@kyubibichiki2907
@kyubibichiki2907 17 дней назад
Oh hell no, Cindy
@werse3710
@werse3710 17 дней назад
Wtf is a pm?
@baroncandy3939
@baroncandy3939 17 дней назад
Project manager i think
@Q_20
@Q_20 17 дней назад
Productivity Murderer
@fortuneosho8137
@fortuneosho8137 11 дней назад
Product manager
@jjophoven
@jjophoven 16 дней назад
when ur github account gets permanently suspended for no reason
@tooManyMidgets
@tooManyMidgets 9 дней назад
Jesus the more I watch these the more I think all software devs in at least the US should form a coalition together. Companies don't deserve to have them and basically just torture them, and also they don't understand how to treat developing and struggling software devs correctly. I sturggled , gor fired here i am unemployed depressed and on the verge of who knows what for 10 months. Wht tf am i supposed to do when your expected to advance to senior dev or whatever TF. Might as well just KMS at this point.
@meka-eelpather8485
@meka-eelpather8485 16 дней назад
Cindy = 🚮
Далее
How to crack Selenium Interview For Experience
24:06
Просмотров 477 тыс.
DOTA 2 - КЛАССИКА
19:17
Просмотров 142 тыс.
🎙️А не СПЕТЬ ли мне ПЕСНЮ?
3:12:39
7 Years of Software Engineering Advice in 18 Minutes
18:32
Overpowered Spells
5:36
Просмотров 2 млн
Why do Cars Suddenly Look Like Putty??
10:48
Просмотров 1 млн
This Dungeon Master strategy rewired my brain
13:08
Просмотров 233 тыс.
I tried using AI. It scared me.
15:49
Просмотров 7 млн
Duolingo just fixed its greatest weakness
15:16
Просмотров 360 тыс.
DOTA 2 - КЛАССИКА
19:17
Просмотров 142 тыс.