“Can’t, won’t, sorry, no, don’t…” 

I burst out laughing, funniest shit I've heard this year.

‘What’s that Jim, someone’s farted in the wrong direction….?’ Im dead 🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like the PC matt guy that tried to do Mark for swearing in public before

🤣 🤣 🤣

@BurrowingBunny 😂😂

Savage!

@BurrowingBunny depends how you see transexuals.

Thanks, your comment made my day....what are the four words you don’t want to hear after sex? How’s about that then!!!

@@annascottage920 or now then now then😋

Many a true word spoken in jest. It was common knowledge.

@@annascottage920 Lol classic

Haha

😂😂😂

Just as much a shitbag then.

Emma Morgan your lush

@@Hadrada. cringe

Reminds me of The Simpsons, once Bart Simpson had to write on the board "Bag man is not a legitimate career choice".

I was in the force years ago!!! Trust me most officers don't want to work !!!! all they want this the easy route

@@jay5112006 On moving into a 'new' property, the local Police Liaison Officer (Sergeant) introduced himself to myself and my wife. Within minutes he was regaling us with the tale of his hearing loss that made him take the post so that he wouldn't have to take the medical. He knew he would fail and be invalided out of the force, but could cruise the rest of his time in this job and leave with a full pension. Crime was rife on that estate. We were burgled 4 times (the cops only came out the first time), had my car vandalised to the tune of 2 headlights, my caravan shot up with an air rifle from a neighbouring rooftop and even had a pellet whiz past my ear! I once called them about the house next door being loudly vandalised. 2 plonks drove slowly past with their windows closed and just fucked off even though the noises never stopped! It's been little better in the 30 years I've lived at this (another) address with 2 burglaries, a robbery, 4 cars vandalised (one twice) and a car stolen along with £hundreds in machinery inside it. I now have 8 cameras covering all entry points to my propery both inside as well as outside, all feeding into multi channel DVR. The closest they came to usefulness was the return of a few cheap pocket watches although a £1,000+ camera is still missing.

common sense whats that.

@@ianking8315 it's something that's ironically very uncommon

Common sense is redundant, because it’s about control from your higher ups. Not allowed too think because you most likely smarter than the boss. 🤷‍♂️

Smoke me a kipper😬

Yeah, but he was considered too competent, so had to settle for the Space Corpse!

@Dex no, he despised him.

@@boatybear1013 Space Corps

No, he wanted to be a star pilot like his brothers.

He definitely summed up most chief constables with that remark

At the private catholic school I attended they used to march the boys naked through the shower and the teacher would sit there and watch!? Needless to say as a boy from a public school and the best swimmer in the area I had NEVER seen this behaviour in my life!? I confronted the teacher and told him that if he tried that on we would go down to the office and have it out in front of the Rector and Principle! At every public pool I trained at flashers and touchers were known to be around but would quickly be evicted from premises, I suppose that's why a lot of boy's schools have their own pools!??

@@mattdread4994 why you watchin naked school boys bruh?

@@mattdread4994 They do that apparently to see if there are any signs of physical abuse. Its the only time they get to see kids naked. Used to do it in my school. Not parade us just keep an eye.

@@mattdread4994 Yeuh keep putting question ma'ks at the end of yeuh sen-tinces? It mehcks me thing kyu maeht be frum Mahnchisteh?

Round and flat nose? Curley tail? 🤔

🤣🤣

dilwich a prick springs to mind

A nonce.

Has he got a snout & a talent for rooting up truffles ?

Really highlights the pettiness of authoritarianism

@TheGooners11 where did you parrot that from I wonder? because you clearly have no understanding of what that means. This is becoming a fascist country and a fascist world.

I only hope that he took the opportunity to tell them to "FUCK OFF!" when they arrived.

Snap

oh man, that was the gift in this video!

wakenbaker-uk No lol but there’s no doubt they’d try it on.

That bit got me too. Spoken with TRUE passion. Perfect.

🤣nice touch weren’t it lmao

@Athelstan Edwardson so by rigorous application process you mean turn up for the interview and remembering your name for the application sheet

Now read 1984

@Biliary Clinton Careful of the wrongthink, comrade. ++ungood. Off to re-education for you, droog.

i gave me nephew 1984 to read he finished it a month ago, he said we are living in this story now.

But not by black people who were victimised (arrested when innocent, tortured to get a confession). Now they’ve gone to the other extreme, and become enforcers of ‘political correctness’.

Yep 1984 in full swing , we had a constitution once and now that's gone

@John Smith The "Common Law" is ALL we need, more "laws" than that are just the words written in order for banks and governments to subdue, control and steal from the ordinary people in the general population!

there shouldn't be a police force.ever.

Spot on mate.

Ahhh if the police were stricter snowflakes would complain. There is no winning.

Start with Patel!

Me too, except I never wanted to be a copper.

So, same thing then? goal achieved! congratulations.

Their entrapping powers are greater than their power to withhold the law

@@thomaswilliamfirby180 *UPHOLD* the law mate. 👍🤗

@private private No, their job is to enforce their ego/feelings and WHATEVER the boss man says even if they know what boss man says is wrong they will do it. They are order followers and order givers, nothing more.

@private private They don't care about government, government make the laws they ignore and break themselves.

They'll have traced the call via the number. Its little known but even if you hide your number before calling them the number is always displayed at their end regardless. If you have EVER called them off that number previously they have your name and address on file.

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Summed it all up nicely.

Don’t open your mouth, REMAIN IN SILENCE. as you have the right to do so.

I must be a fetus because I thought it was the funniest thing of all time.

It won't help his case in court though.. Get mad at him off the phone, stay clear and calm while being recorded.

@Darren Martin my guess: 0

True

Absolutely spot on, I was a cop in south yorkshire police... for about 3 months. About 95% of those "cops" are useless, idle, corrupt useless bastards. Like to throw their weight around a feel big and important but wont dare deal with any real criminals. Scumbags

This has been coming for a long while but the watershed was underJohn major and the "one nation torys". They were politically central fake torys and along with fake new liebour who were their political clones. All of them were from the same school that had been infected with Marxist teachers who gently edged them to the left under the guise of the wonderful EU family. And we all know what a rotten apple that was. They knew that they could not achieve this through persuasion so the started making changes to the police. The graduate recruitment insured they got recruits who have had 3-4 years of indoctrination with SJW thinking and thus we have the LGBTQ2 stormtroopers who hate the right and the old left equally.

When they brought in performance related pay that was the end of proper policing, after that all that mattered was the number of collars they could get. It didn’t matter what the collars were for in fact the simpler the better because they take less time to deal with which means they can get back to collaring another “criminal”. Anything that might take some serious investigation and effort is ignored they don’t even bother coming out to burglaries any more but say a naughty word and six squad cars and a meat wagon show up with a helicopter over head.

All good til they think you up to something because you tried avoiding them..

It's our fault for not keeping politicians in check

Same

Brilliant 👍👏👏🤔😂🕵️ I want one also .👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Shut up and take my money 💰💰☺️

@J0hNF_UK they now police peoples feelings, not real crime anymore

Precisely. God forbid you drop a cigarette end in a brief moment of absentmindedness. We're in for serious hell in this country and THIS is what we're supposed to rely on?

Plus with burglary Crimes etc. There’s no money to be made or EASY arrest to be made

How about maybe your attention was to course alarm and stress to the Muslim community and know you whant sympathy

@@mahamoud29 If M F had placed a cross in his window intentionally I still cannot see how on earth it could possibly cause any amount of alarm and distress. A cross is a sign of faith and remembrance in Christ's death and his promise to deliver the faithful from sin into eternity. If a Muslim placed a crescent moon and star in a window or a black flag of Islam, any Christian or other who might be offended by it would be advised to get a skin, or even better, get a life.

Next time ask them if they intend to stop the majority of taxi drivers displaying beads and other religious crap in their car windows because its exactly the same

Live in a muslim country then not a christian one. Maybe muslim religious items offend us that have lived here all our lives no? But we dont say anything so should anyone else to us? Its called consideration and assimilation to the host country fella. You dont get it all your own way in life do you.

Shocking. Thought everyone has the freedom to choose!

@Buffalobill good for you but I get it all the time.

Brilliant comment 😂

Lol.

Give it time. You will be out there every night of the week

gingerjessy 😂

I do hope you ended with a raised b/ack power fist otherwise it was a complete waste of time 😂

Watch a video of puppies after watching these vids. Calms me right down😆

It's whoever takes the job that is called in. That's the main message I got from this video. Could be possible that they somehow hide from the messy situations i.e violence.. but then jump on the petty complaints etc. Depending on who it is.. but like I said whoever clicks.on the accept button on their phones like uber

The caller isn't a mason, he's a very naughty boy! "Poweeth offither incontinentia buttockth wepowting fow jooty, thir!"

Welease Wodger!!

Sounds like it

Or Jim has a relative in the Police force. I have had that with the dangerous discharge of a firearm. Plod are a corrupt disgrace.

No. Probably a snitch!

I'd say he is. That's how it works!

100%

must remember that one :)

If you are a criminal or not always no comment.

Police always no comment the public or anyone else questioning them...but get really upset if we no comment them.

I have been arrested multiple times, locked-down, questioned over and over inside the police station then bailed or released, 'no comment' every time. I do not have (and never have had) any criminal record. Anything the police have tried to charge me with or actually charged me with has been dropped, back-pedalled away from or quickly overthrown by a judge. 'no comment' is a wise move, imo. :)

Your way of thinking is the problem. No comment=guilty? Your comment=dumb.

Because Crimbodge is a fantastic narrator. I was thinking about it and he'd make a great children story teller.

@@danielfinch362 I might give them nightmares though.

Entertaining, yet also very worrying. How many incidents occur every day , without being recorded. No doubt, there will be high ranking police and government officials trying their best to make filming police against the law. Camera phone is the best weapon to protect your rights!

It's legal to kill the UK police.

It got really funny near the end 😂

They do I've worked with them in schools. They are no better placed there either.

nothing but the truth I became their victim when I did not do anything that I know is absolutely wrong.

ges brunt too true! Get on the pig "shit list" and they will NEVER help, only hinder.

This cop is deffo the gay metrosexual one 😂😂

You 'panicked and took off'? Sounds a bit like you ran away from them. Not accusing you, the brain can do weird things when theres a lot going on.

what was the mistake going on a country road? Are you saying you were perhaps driving a bike thats not road legal on a road? OR was it something else like no insurance, or both?

I think that getting 6 points was the right thing for you on this occasion, only a fool would do something like that.

UK Dashcam Guy UK Dashcam Guy All of the above tbh, I’ve ended up getting away with it because they can’t charge you with points unless they cease the bike first for whatever reason. So yeah, I’m not really bothered about me potentially getting points. My point was they tried to ram me off my bike which was very dangerous and denied it.

If you ever locate that footage, send it to me and I will publicize it.

@@crimebodge7274 Oh gosh yes.