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“I Think Skinny People and Fat People Can Coexist” - 20 Jokes in 20 Minutes 

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@hahamasala
@hahamasala Год назад
Some good ones. I like the one about being able to prevent babies but not hangovers. And the one where you shouldn't start your day off like any other.
@hollymcdowell2865
@hollymcdowell2865 Год назад
Oh my gosh yes that nailed it
@JJ-fr2ki
@JJ-fr2ki Год назад
I come in peace. I have an aesthetic disagreement: I came to post on how much I disliked the hangover joke. I dislike it because it trades on ignorance. (like “Why not build the whole plane out of the black box metal?”) Hydration while drinking manages most hangovers. Apiri isn’t bad. But worse, a google search can tell the comedian that alcohol does not hit one receptor, but has an enormously complex impact on swaths of brain, many receptors, cells themselves dissolve, and impacts plasticity. A hangover cure for severe cases is as hard as making a useable plane from heavy nickel-steel alloys.
@nadiakonior4672
@nadiakonior4672 Год назад
I heard another joke he ripped off 😮
@Bailemos888
@Bailemos888 Год назад
12:50 thats NYC for you.
@audsbot
@audsbot Год назад
It bugs me that the video is 18 minutes 😂 Not 20
@АндрейКравцов-ц2д
Shrinkflation 😂
@rainbomg
@rainbomg Год назад
@@АндрейКравцов-ц2д HA!
@thanksgivingpabo734
@thanksgivingpabo734 Год назад
It’s actually 17:53 😂
@audsbot
@audsbot Год назад
@@thanksgivingpabo734 I was trying to be generous 😂😅
@charliemartinez4694
@charliemartinez4694 Год назад
17;53 😂 Y so serious😈🥃🃏
@Ch50304
@Ch50304 Год назад
I love the birthmark story, she is sweet.
@jwaave_oftha619waavedroppe2
My guy mark normand!!
@blackcatgamer7510
@blackcatgamer7510 Год назад
I feel used… its 17min
@melanieinthecity
@melanieinthecity Год назад
Leslie Jones is such a goddess
@bryanergau6682
@bryanergau6682 Год назад
Hanna should know that she isn't even in the ballpark of how hot she thinks she is. Like, not even close.
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 9 месяцев назад
Education really is failing young people. I'm seeing more and more people under the age of 25 who can't figure out the your/you're thing or the there/their/they're thing, let alone the difference between "furthest" or "farthest."
@bmrphoto
@bmrphoto Год назад
Leslie Jones is so unfunny
@MadameWesker
@MadameWesker Год назад
We were all witches once was hilarious because it's true
@magpie.314
@magpie.314 Год назад
Chloe "Thunder Thighs" Hilliard would've killed it as Lady Thor
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Год назад
I love Josh Johnson…I’m glad to see he’s really blossomed!
@wormking9506
@wormking9506 Год назад
I know!! ive been looking at his stuff for a few years now and every time its hilarious
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Год назад
@@wormking9506 Oh, good, I’m glad he has a fan club. I’m sure we’re not the only ones! I love that he’s mildly neurotic and also somewhat confused, but clearly not a dummy.
@rainbomg
@rainbomg Год назад
I love Josh Johnson! He’s so good.
@NYR14477
@NYR14477 Год назад
Nope 20 in a little under 18
@amigatommy7
@amigatommy7 Год назад
Bamford for President!
@sweetpea775
@sweetpea775 Год назад
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
@qdabest7315
@qdabest7315 Год назад
it's only 17:53 🤓
@generaliserad
@generaliserad Год назад
11:37 Who pooped Chloé out? Randy Marsh!?
@jwaave_oftha619waavedroppe2
Leslie Jones is hilarious!😂😂
@mattg3946
@mattg3946 Год назад
Compared to a heart attack
@justinconroy5621
@justinconroy5621 Год назад
that video was upload from yesterday
@generaliserad
@generaliserad Год назад
9:41 BAMFORD! Love her, that brain is a national treasure
@goloko9973
@goloko9973 Год назад
Who is the female comic talking about marriage
@Bigsosa214
@Bigsosa214 Год назад
First one is ripped off big time.. there’s was a old story everyone heard in highschool about a kid eating to much acid
@stacypowell8235
@stacypowell8235 Год назад
Yep heard that one as an 18 yo in 2008. I'm sure it's much older than that even
@Bigsosa214
@Bigsosa214 Год назад
@@stacypowell8235 surprised he thought he could get away with that honestly
@ISGBaby
@ISGBaby Год назад
Hey that totally actually happened in my small town definitely real totally real it was us not you us
@Bigsosa214
@Bigsosa214 Год назад
@@ISGBaby it happened in everyone’s small town
@lelaneal4703
@lelaneal4703 Год назад
I had a girlfriend when this Muslim man greeted us with "Ah salame salakum, sisters" (excuse my spelling), this woman says, "What? I'za lika lick um"!? Oh, no you ain't!! I bought died!! 🤣🤣😆😆
@strawberry_gf
@strawberry_gf Год назад
assalam alaikum
@Nivoldoog
@Nivoldoog Год назад
That was good
@DeathTrapProductions
@DeathTrapProductions Год назад
This compilation is chitlins. Shout out Dave Chappelle.
@voyagerdecoded
@voyagerdecoded Год назад
like 2 funny ppl in this whole video
@MrSmithUK
@MrSmithUK Год назад
Furthest is correct English. Farthest is American. You would think an English teacher would know this.
@rainbomg
@rainbomg Год назад
Huh? Isn’t farthest for distance? And isn’t she American?
@MrSmithUK
@MrSmithUK Год назад
@@rainbomg Not in English. But it seems to be in American English. I believe she is American, but claims to teach English, which is wrong. She teaches American English - which is different. AE has different words, different spellings and different pronunciation.
@rainbomg
@rainbomg Год назад
@@MrSmithUK yeah but in America we don’t specify anything as being “American” besides cheese. I assume in Mexico they teach Spanish and don’t specify the vernacular, even though there are differences? I’m not sure how Montreal/Quebec refers to their French though, I know _here_ we usually say it’s French Canadian, but not sure what they call it there. As far as I know there aren’t any courses entirely based around the particular regional use of a language, only maybe portions within the course that highlight the various styles? Either way, you know Americans think the world revolves around the US, and most of them don’t even realize that Mexicans and Argentinians and Canadians are all Americans too, technically. In Ireland do they teach Irish English? (That’s fun to say out loud, “Irish English” lol it sounds goofy)
@DroseraNara
@DroseraNara Год назад
​​​@@MrSmithUK We don't call American Football American Football in America either, but its not like you call it Soccer for American audiences. We're not going to call it American English in America because its the only English we're dealing with. Also, you don't call spanish from Spain or spanish from Mexico anything different. Why be such an ass about English?
@MrSmithUK
@MrSmithUK Год назад
@@DroseraNara Actually we DO call football “soccer” just for the American audience. Everywhere else it’s called football.
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 Год назад
That’s not how weed works, thinking you’re not a human is how hallucinogens work, which weed isn’t.…and edibles last way longer than 30 minutes…
@AJ-xb3oh
@AJ-xb3oh Год назад
Created a whole acc just to dislike this silly comment
@calebcox3188
@calebcox3188 Год назад
I have never once laughed at Leslie Jones. I do not understand why anyone thinks she’s funny
@AK907LSD25
@AK907LSD25 Год назад
Dumb people laugh at silly black faces
@a0flA930d9f
@a0flA930d9f Год назад
Don't remember asking 🤔
@innervisions1828
@innervisions1828 Год назад
@@a0flA930d9f It's not all about you.
@a0flA930d9f
@a0flA930d9f Год назад
@@innervisions1828 Don't think anyone asked
@jesseschumacher4080
@jesseschumacher4080 Год назад
@@a0flA930d9fyou’re replying to someone’s original thought trying to invalidate it by hoping your opinion is more valuable than the OC. There are plenty of comments that no one asked for. OC actually said something that invited rebuttal with a differing opinion but you ignored that for a pure negation.
@Save-money1
@Save-money1 Год назад
Rebecca o’neal is a beautiful queen goddess ❤
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