“One Time I Had a Kid Call Me ‘Mr. B***h’” - Comedians on School

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Pete Davidson, Kumail Nanjiani, Nate Bargatze, and more great comics tell jokes about going to school or, in some cases, being a teacher.
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27 авг 2022

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@wks197980 Год назад

My students look like they saw a unicorn when they see me in public.

@houndsong Год назад

Mr. Selzer, please review the unit on "tense agreement," then rewrite, edit, and resubmit your comment.

@bigflexonthebeat3022 Год назад

“ NO ! You live at school! “ 😂

@brendonjeffers8986 Год назад

I'm glad I was always nice to my teachers and I truly appreciate the ones who loved their jobs. It's not for the weak, they have always been underpaid and underappreciated so I have an extra love for the ones who had that strength to make our childhoods phenomenal. Looking back at it through adult eyes I would never have the mental fortitude to be a teacher. 💕 THIS WAS HILARIOUS!

@KitsuneGod28 Год назад

Same here but but me its basically mandatory for us in my family my grandparents, aunt, uncle, older sister and a few cousins.

@rosequartz4102 Год назад

When he said teachers live at school😂 Mine DID, there was a convent attached to the school. But then a few years ago I saw Sr. Anne, my 2nd grade teacher, AT THE MALL and I did waltz right up and ask if she remembered me! 😂

@everyday9818 Год назад

Teaching is surely not for the faint-hearted. I teach high school students and it’s tough. Sending ❤️ to every teacher out there!

@SpeakYoMindRadio2019 Год назад

This is so frigging funny 😁 I laughed the whole way through!!! I love when comedians talk about their childhood or children!!!!!

@jimgritty7064 Год назад

Teacher here. It's a tough job

@Jarvisdvgnj Год назад

Thanks for all you do

@taralynnemorgan4206 Год назад

If my high school teacher looked like the last guy I would’ve never missed a day in his class

@stevenrais9360 Год назад

I'm here for Miss C! 🤣

@Raray200 Год назад

They broke the last teacher… 😂😂😩

@arnesscunningham9527 Год назад

Facts 😂😂😂

@bigflexonthebeat3022 Год назад

My calculus teacher was definitely a “Mr. bitch”

@audreyshmaudrey Год назад

"....no! U live in school!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LycanLink Год назад

Everyone sucked at my first high school, then I transferred, and everybody was amazing and nice. Gosh, I am glad to know I'll never have those people from that first high school in my life ever again.

@SmallAndSoft Год назад

The nouvaring one got me dying at 2am trying not to wake my parents up

@wubwubwubwubwubwubwub1871 Год назад

me n the homies always treated the foreign transfers as celebs

@dozhadeville444 Год назад

I know Taccara smell like that good cornbread 😍😘

@irandude1655 Год назад

Kids can really do damage on your ego.

@Last_Chance. Год назад

Mr Kardashian is a great comedian

@chipsanders0822 Год назад

Too freakin’ funny! 😆🤣

@Atheniandream Год назад

Let's get wet up here where is counts 🤣

@theocline9076 Год назад

This is great

@karencarrasco136 Год назад

My mom is a retired teacher and every time we go somewhere we run into her former students. They treat her like a celebrity, too.

@ekdaufin1485 Год назад

Love you Nore

@jojokaleido Год назад

Can I get a list of their names, please?

@cjturner9688 Год назад

I remember when I got to smoke weed with one of my teachers lol

@mikecru9229 Год назад

Karen: "Thank you"

@oliveoneal Год назад

*me at 16 seeing my middle school guidance counselor* *takes last hit, ashes and puts out cigarette.*, “SO, mr. OrnDorf, how you been?”

@Imjustahotbitch Год назад

I lost my memory from my epilepsy medication so no I don’t have and memories

@PerfectlyImperfct Год назад

Langston kerman is cute af lol. Its good he quit teaching, it would be too distracting lmao

@oneshotme Год назад

HA HA HA HA HA

@abdulsadiq4767 Год назад

What did Nate mean by “I’m not even an immigrant so I should have knocked that out years ago” with reference to taking a Reading remedial

@nekhoehogan5936 Год назад

Nate, being a native English speaker and grown adult with no discernible or stated cognitive mental deficiencies, should’ve learned to read a long mf time ago

@MrYiPps Год назад

Banana 🍌

@Garrett0329 Год назад

Wise words

@Garrett0329 Год назад

🌮taco

@muraddiab6393 Год назад

Cherry 🍒

@layhdejjj9707 Год назад

🍎

@thecarrotdude Год назад

Kumails hp knowledge is lacking

@spliffyrodgers4266 Год назад

Is there a single joke in this that hasnt been uploaded in 10 different videos on this channel in the Last couple of months every fucking video on this channel at this point is the same sets put into differently titled videos if your going to reupload multiple sets atleast do it with older ones people might have forgotten about rather than having to hear the same joke 5 uploads in a row

@Beatem2deathinyoursexdreams Год назад

Hopefully it's because they're actually paying the comedians for their content...

@justawho808 Год назад

He...oh what's the word... Sucks. And I hope Kim's implants keep him afloat because lord knows his "comedy" or "relationship" will not. Good luck Jim. Oh wait it's Pete? Who cares.